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#258414 Young man Cookie tells you stories

Posted by CookieEpic on 30 November 2013 - 09:31 PM in The Café

this reminds me of something..... 

 

Why do you think i put a disclaimer at the beginning of my post saying that it's not a story of me on Wii U forums- like mournblade did.

 

I was inspired by how people were sharing their stories. Is it so wrong that i want to share stories as well?




#258329 Mike Tyson to Piers Morgan: Obamacare is 'really bad'

Posted by CookieEpic on 30 November 2013 - 12:06 AM in The Café

I hate to discuss politics, but there is something actually flawed with obamacare.

 

That healthcare is not pulled out of nowhere, sonny. Who pays for it? Us. The people in this country.

We do not get a choice to pay or have it, we just HAVE to own healthcare, even if we can't afford it-

 

But if we can't afford it, we don't have to pay.

"Oh" everyone goes- "I can just do nothing, live in a rainbowty house with nothing, and let everyone else pay for my things!"

That may sound good to some of you, but in reality the taxes for healthcare- or obamacare -will get higher and higher as less people decide to be lazy.

Eventually, everyone will be poor, and there will be no taxpayers for the bloody healthcare.

You can't just print more money- it'll have less value, inflation and such.

 

Just thought i should post this.

 

EDIT: This isn't going to help with the debt, either




#258328 Young man Cookie tells you stories

Posted by CookieEpic on 30 November 2013 - 12:00 AM in The Café

Allow me to begin this on a note: This is not a story of me on Wii U forums, since i have not been here long compared to everyone else.

But i love telling stories, and so i will. Don't judge me, mkay?

 

Today i will begin with a short little teaser- A small short from a long time ago when i played some Left 4 Dead 2 online (PC version obviously)

 

It was a day like any other day.

One silent guy, me, an annoying little kid with a mic, and a slightly less annoying teen with a mic.

We were doing the passing campaign- this being a public game, none of us knew who the others were.

The four of us were doing very well, as a matter of fact- Besides the silent guy, he was terrible. Really. He just ran off the building.

Eventually, after some trial, trial, and surprisingly little error, we made it past hordes of zombies to the finale of the campaign.

A tank spawned as we collected gas to repower the generator to escape- Those of you who have not played Left 4 Dead, a tank is a massive "Special infected" which is essentially a zombie version of the hulk. With his lower jaw missing.

 

Of course, the primary action to take care of a tank is to backpedal like hell.

And this is where the fun begins!

 

The silent guy was dead, 3 cans left, the teen and the kid incapacitated (Enough damage done to them that they're on the floor bleeding out with nothing but pistols to defend themselves with) And only me barely alive- about 20/100 health.

The tank was chasing me, and decided to camp the teen and kid so i couldn't pick them up.

I made a snap decision, as they were nagging me constantly in the voice chat.

 

My brain thought it was a good idea to throw a molotov.

And so, it lit the tank on fire- but it also lit THEM on fire, and as they burned i got scolded and yelled at in the voice chat- Thankfully i was fighting off the tank still, until-

 

"You have been votekicked from the game."

 

Oh i see.

 

 

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So, who liked the story? Does anyone want more? And if so, stories of what?




#255435 My official blog, for anyone that actually cares

Posted by CookieEpic on 10 November 2013 - 10:09 AM in The Museum

I personally don't have a problem with "come visit my youtube/blog/article I wrote" posts.

 

Just ask if you can create the thread/have the thread moved next time.

 

Okay. Sorry about the duplicate again. It decided it wanted to bug out on me.




#255419 My official blog, for anyone that actually cares

Posted by CookieEpic on 10 November 2013 - 08:10 AM in The Museum

This is my blog- vulgar language abound.

 

http://howacuttlefishdo.blogspot.com/

 

 

Read at your own risk. Updates are whenever.




#255414 My official blog, for anyone that actually cares

Posted by CookieEpic on 10 November 2013 - 07:05 AM in The Museum

You need to get permission from a moderator before you're allowed to advertise your site, because advertising is against the rules even if no one cares.

 

You could just post it in The Museum and skip the permission-asking action, though.

 

Okay, i'll do that then.




#255213 Man Tasered by cops while stepson dies in fire

Posted by CookieEpic on 09 November 2013 - 12:06 AM in The Café

Horrible. Absolutely horrible.




#255212 Mournblade Tells a Story

Posted by CookieEpic on 09 November 2013 - 12:00 AM in The Museum

I want to hear more. This is very, very interesting.

 

I love stories!




#255211 I think my Wii U broke.

Posted by CookieEpic on 08 November 2013 - 11:51 PM in Wii U Games and Software Help

But it is under warranty.

 

Then you should be fine as long as you don't crack the thing open.




#255210 proof Nintendo has lost there collective minds

Posted by CookieEpic on 08 November 2013 - 11:50 PM in Wii U Hardware

Basically it's a cheap Wii. What's wrong with that?




#255209 My official blog, for anyone that actually cares

Posted by CookieEpic on 08 November 2013 - 11:46 PM in The Museum

Advertising is against the rules. 

 

I am not spamming. I am not making money. Noone else seems to have a problem with it.

I am not posting out of topic.




#255183 My official blog, for anyone that actually cares

Posted by CookieEpic on 08 November 2013 - 06:42 PM in The Museum

Thanks!




#255167 My official blog, for anyone that actually cares

Posted by CookieEpic on 08 November 2013 - 03:17 PM in The Museum

You didn't want it, you gotted it!

 

Warning: My blog contains very vulgar language, but usually not content. Read at your own risk.

 

http://howacuttlefis...otherfkers.html




#245132 Excuse me, but..uh..What happened to Feld0

Posted by CookieEpic on 09 September 2013 - 01:58 PM in The Café

And then Feld0 came and turned this into "MLPForums 2"

 

Calling it now.




#244842 Hello every body

Posted by CookieEpic on 07 September 2013 - 06:02 PM in Introduction Central

WELCOME TO THE FORUMS

 




#244841 Is now the right time to buy?

Posted by CookieEpic on 07 September 2013 - 06:00 PM in Wii U Hardware

I don't think so. Its not just about the games but the whole user experience. Due to the much better experience and quality games at launch the PS4 is a much better value. Not to mention the third party support will be much better for the PS4. If I was to buy only one console the PS4 would be it.

"It's not just about the games"

 

Actually, these are systems built to PLAY video games. And the Wii U is already pretty user friendly- It's about as user friendly as user friendly gets, at least that's what i've figured from my decent amount of time with it.

 

It's nice to see people show their opinions without swearing once and a while. :)




#244836 Nintendo announces 2DS?

Posted by CookieEpic on 07 September 2013 - 05:52 PM in General Gaming

That is entirely too much to expect out of most parents today.
 

 

Rewrite of my post:
 

I would say it's less of people being lazy, and more of ignorance and the ideal of parenting these days.

Most parents aren't really cut out to be them. It really makes me sad to see a kid at school be incredibly ignorant, and then find out that it's not just them..




#243854 Excuse me, but..uh..What happened to Feld0

Posted by CookieEpic on 03 September 2013 - 08:19 AM in The Café

Well, i guess that means one thing.

 

This is yet another reason why i dislike bronies. Everything else gets trampled on.

(u c wut i did thar)




#242491 Hurt and Heal: Nintendo Characters Take Two

Posted by CookieEpic on 28 August 2013 - 10:48 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

Heal Yoshi. Hurt Peach.

 

Who's in another castle NOW?




#242489 wii u ambassador program

Posted by CookieEpic on 28 August 2013 - 10:46 PM in Wii U Hardware

Support.

A free game would be nice, no? After wrangling that Wii U out of an angry soccer mom's hands that fine boxing day morning, i feel a bit cheated




#242488 Excuse me, but..uh..What happened to Feld0

Posted by CookieEpic on 28 August 2013 - 10:43 PM in The Café

I haven't been on this forum in a while, and i recently noticed that feld0 hasn't done anything recently.

 

And the Wii U Go news was last updated at march. I mean, this is less interactivity than normal. Is something wrong?

I'm worried.




#242481 Nintendo announces 2DS?

Posted by CookieEpic on 28 August 2013 - 10:32 PM in General Gaming

INTRODUCING THE 1DS

 

COMPATIBILITY WITH XBOX ONE
GAMES: MARIO CITY SIMULATOR, LEGEND OF ZELDA: MODERN WARFARE, PIKMIN: STARCRAFT EDITION, KIRBYFIELD 3, AND THE SIMS ANIMAL CROSSERS EXPANSION PACK

 

 

the 3ds is inaccessible to an overwhelming majority of Nintendos largest handheld franchise, because of its 3d.

Young children, more specifically their parents, are explicitely warned not to let them use 3d mode because they just arent physically developed enough (eyes too close together) to view the 3d effect without damage to their development. A parents not going to trust a child to just, not flip the switch.
.

 

 

You can turn off 3D AND the slider entirely in the parent "Safety options" area of the settings menu.

And before you say they can go in there and turn it back on, i'm fairly certain you can set a password for it.




#242480 If you were tied up and forced to watch these youtubers, what would you pick?

Posted by CookieEpic on 28 August 2013 - 10:28 PM in The Café

SUICIDE THANK YOU BYE




#242224 Nintendo announces 2DS?

Posted by CookieEpic on 28 August 2013 - 09:33 AM in General Gaming

But you can turn off the 3D On a 3DS! WHAT!?



#240881 [Concept] Wii U advertisement

Posted by CookieEpic on 21 August 2013 - 07:20 PM in Wii U Hardware

I like this idea.

 

It makes me think about how i NEVER OWNED A SODDING GAMECUBE
 

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