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#212840 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 29 May 2013 - 01:24 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

Takes out Golden Shovel and whacks him with it.

#213076 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 29 May 2013 - 07:47 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

Obviously Psychonauts.

A boy and his metallic companion must find a hero whom may or may not help them stop a corrupt chairman.

Nope.

#212094 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 27 May 2013 - 09:46 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

Here.

#212004 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 27 May 2013 - 06:12 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

The hype train in a nutshell...

#211919 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 27 May 2013 - 02:44 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

I don't know about you, but any time I hear Fu Manchu, I think of the character.

*Smashes the statue because I don't like Mr. Bieber's music.*

*Builds a sweater out of eyelashes and tears*

Smashes sweater because it is gross.

***Builds evil dictator***

#216123 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 05 June 2013 - 11:33 AM in Roleplay and Forum Games

#216347 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 05 June 2013 - 07:09 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

They need to confirm or debunk these GTA rumors. They are never ending.

#242324 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 28 August 2013 - 02:08 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

Can someone remind me the purpose of this thread?

#241930 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 27 August 2013 - 07:05 AM in Roleplay and Forum Games

Pick up a pen and stab it in the face, then watch rainbows and mini cupcakes pour out of his eyes until his happy death

That honestly made me laugh.

#241923 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 27 August 2013 - 06:59 AM in Roleplay and Forum Games

You are cornered by a scary monster and are forced to fight it. Describe how to kill it in the most creative way as possible. Here is an example....Sings Baby by Justin Beiber until it's head explodes.

#241798 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 26 August 2013 - 06:07 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

OMFG I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!

#211914 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 27 May 2013 - 02:33 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

*Smashes you AND your computer. Go back to 9gag*

*Builds Fu-Manchu*

Fu Manchu can refer to:

Fu Manchu, the fictional literature character.
The Fu Manchu moustache
Fu Manchu (band), the Californian stoner rock band
"Fu Manchu", a song by Frank Black from his 1993 debut solo album Frank Black
Fu Mancu Lionfish, an alternate common name for the Twospot turkeyfish.
Fu Manchu, a computer virus.
David Bamberg, magician, who performed a character Fu Manchu on stage and screen

I don't know which one it is and that frustrates me so I will smash it.

***Builds Justin Bieber statue out of paper mache***

#197050 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 19 April 2013 - 03:26 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

I am your father!

#177200 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 27 February 2013 - 04:13 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

The point here is just to say true odd facts that are irrelevant ,odd,or somewhat useless. For example...In Greece, the climate is so warm that many of the cinemas do not even have roofs. Its true!

#177203 Spam Battle

Posted by Alex Wolfers on 27 February 2013 - 04:17 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

thanks for the info

Yep the world is pretty damn strange. David Rice Atchinson was President of the United States for exactly one day. This happened due to a glitch in American law at the time.