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#1 Penguin101

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 01:44 AM

So just for fun, what Predictions are you making for Nintendo's Megaton announcement(s).

 

They can be actually what you want to see (let us know which ones) or just absolutely silly like a couple of these.

 

1) Miyamoto arrives with Iwata's head on a pike, as he and Reggie do a tribal dance around Iwata's corpse, this not only marks a new leader of Nintendo but also introduces a brand new horror themed first person game.  :ph34r:

 

2) Iwata appears next to Mario Luigi, Sonic and Tails announcing that after all current and cross generation games currently in production Nintendo will be absorbing Sega's publishing. Some of Sega's publishing team will be working on Nintendo games and some of Nintendo's publishing team will be working on Sega games as a cross fertilisation plan. Sega and the Sega brand will remain a development company, but a first party development company. Again some Sega development staff will be allowed to work on Nintendo games and some key Nintendo staff will be working on Sega games in order to cross generate ideas into each-other's IPs. (PS: Something I'd actually like to see) As a parody note Mario, Luigi, Sonic  and Tails all act Iwata's words through interpretive mime! :P

 

3) Iwata announces a partnership with Google to bring the Google Play store to the Wii U. Selected apps compatible with the system such as Angry Birds, Plants vs Zombies, and Draw Something will be available at launch. Google will be providing its chromium source code to improve the web browsing experience with the inclusion of Flash support. Google in turn will provide an app to allow people to play games that allow "Off TV mode" to play on the Android operating system along with designing an official Android based Miiverse App. (what I wouldn't mind seeing - based on rumors)

 

4) Nintendo recreates the Unreal 4 elemental demo using Nintendo characters using different art styles including Photorealistic (at the beginning) as a short sharp f-you to Epic Games. B)  (actually I'd like to see this too, it'd be hilarious)

 

5) Reggie comes on stage naked, oiled up and says to camera "My body is ready, is yours?" before the Nintendo Direct introduction video starts. :laugh:

 

6) An hour long Nintendo direct with Reggie recreating the torture scene of reservoir dogs with the CEO of EA tied to the chair....


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:06 AM

Aren't there more E3 prediction threads?

 

Your 5) was quite epic tho :P

 

I hope they will come up with something different than just Direct's. Off course there will be ND's, but not all announcements should be made through them.


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:08 AM

Aren't there more E3 prediction threads?

 

Your 5) was quite epic tho :P

 

I hope they will come up with something different than just Direct's. Off course there will be ND's, but not all announcements should be made through them.

 

These aren't necessarily real ones, either stuff we'd like to see or just funny stuff that'd never happen but would equally be hilarious to happen in real life.



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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:10 AM

Sakurai bursts out of a wall and into the audience wielding a flamethrower, setting fire to the entire complex. Miyamoto leaps out, draws a katana and begins rapidly cutting the burning chairs while announcing a gritty reboot of Mario is in the works. Meanwhile, Iwata and Reggie have started fist-fighting on the stage to David Bowie's Life on Mars with footage of a new IP in the background.

 

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:12 AM

My body was not ready :0


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:13 AM

These aren't necessarily real ones, either stuff we'd like to see or just funny stuff that'd never happen but would equally be hilarious to happen in real life.

I'd like some huge ass stage performance that's way bigger than Sony's, with Reggie/Miyamoto coming down from a descending platform. Epic music and special effects and stuff, and then some other guys are lifting some kind of cradle which Reggie and Miyamoto open.. and it contains the best game evar. :P Zelda tune when they open it off course.

 

Okay so that's a bit extreme, but I'd still like some big press conference to announce some of the bigger games, and not just a boring Direct video but actually an on-stage announcement.



Sakurai bursts out of a wall and into the audience wielding a flamethrower, setting fire to the entire complex. Miyamoto leaps out, draws a katana and begins rapidly cutting the burning chairs while announcing a gritty reboot of Mario is in the works. Meanwhile, Iwata and Reggie have started fist-fighting on the stage to David Bowie's Life on Mars with footage of a new IP in the background.

 

Millions are dead.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:31 AM

Miyamoto comes out on the stage, crying, he tells everyone that he Is being forced to retire, and that he is getting a job at EA DICE. Riots across the world ensue, and just when things seem their worst, a bunch if confetti pops into the air and Miyamoto screams "GOT ALL YOU GOOD!!!" And he announces that he has created 10 new IPs!

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 03:31 AM

Number five is :D

 

 

Hmm...

 

Would be cool to see either a Nintendo x Sega soccer game or a remake of Nintendo World Cup from NES (love that game!).

 

Gameloft is coming to Wii U with it`s Halo look-a-like, Crysis look-a-like and... and... Gears of War look-a-like. All original titles!

 

Street Fighter Alpha 4(?) coming to Wii U with big head mode for old times sake.

 

Sega decided to bring every Saturn/Dreamcast (still want to try out Blue Stinger)/GBA/NDS/Arcade title to eshop on Wii U and 3DS

 

Super Mario 64 HD full remake

 

Earthbound 3D!

 

Pilotwings U

 

Snake Rattle & Roll on VC. Now!


 

 


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 08:22 AM

Reggie comes out with a spaceship powered by the Wii U. ^_^

And no my body isn't ready for that. Lol

I'd like some huge ass stage performance that's way bigger than Sony's, with Reggie/Miyamoto coming down from a descending platform. Epic music and special effects and stuff, and then some other guys are lifting some kind of cradle which Reggie and Miyamoto open.. and it contains the best game evar. :P Zelda tune when they open it off course.

Okay so that's a bit extreme, but I'd still like some big press conference to announce some of the bigger games, and not just a boring Direct video but actually an on-stage announcement.



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Posted 15 May 2013 - 10:53 AM

Reggie comes out with a spaceship powered by the Wii U. ^_^

And no my body isn't ready for that. Lol


Who's to say there won't be a stage on the Nintendo Direct?

Has there ever been? I also hope they will have an actual audience of a few hundrerd man.


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 11:36 AM

Superman fly's onto the stage, wearing a N instead of the S, while lightning strikes and Michael J Fox steps out of a delorean, holding the Nintendo 5000 from the year 2113! :D


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 12:22 PM

Has there ever been? I also hope they will have an actual audience of a few hundrerd man.


Well, a Nintendo Direct has never replaced the E3 conference we usually watch. So I don't see a reason for no fan fare. This message is directly to us and for us. Nintendo is obviously listening to us. Or hopefully lol. So, for all we know, it's going to be different because they are all ready breaking tradition.

So please, until they announce otherwise, don't assume what they will do will be boring. We DO know Iwata isn't speaking, so Reggie probably will do the speaking.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 04:49 PM

star fox please!!!


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 06:30 PM

Would this be considered a forum game?

Has there ever been? I also hope they will have an actual audience of a few hundrerd man.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUAuDhOqro0

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 06:53 PM

I just wanna see more Watch_Dogs and Pokemon X and Y stuff, I seriously can't wait.



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Posted 16 May 2013 - 04:48 AM

Would this be considered a forum game?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUAuDhOqro0

 

Was that a Nintendo Direct?  I remember watching this, but not sure if it was a ND. If it is, I hope we'll see more of those in the future because I liked watching it (stage could be a bit less boring though).


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Posted 16 May 2013 - 04:52 PM

Was that a Nintendo Direct? I remember watching this, but not sure if it was a ND. If it is, I hope we'll see more of those in the future because I liked watching it (stage could be a bit less boring though).

It was considered one.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:01 AM

It was considered one.

That sounds hopeful then, thanks


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