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#1 Kirby

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 04:38 AM

Just post any corny joke that you can think of. I think we should all use a good laugh.

 

EX:    Q: What did the chicken say to the plate?

 

           A: Nice to meet you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hur hur hur!


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 04:40 AM

I have one.

 

Q: What did the chicken say to the plate?

 

A: Nice to meat you!



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Posted 30 October 2013 - 04:58 AM

What is black and white, and red all over?

 

Newspaper...... old.... 

 

How about a zebra with a horrible sunburn .


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:15 AM

Q: What is a cross between a vampire and a snowman

 

A: Frost bite


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:05 PM

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Q: Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes?

 

 

A: Because they were too corny! 

 

Now thats a corny joke

 

bah dum chh


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:22 PM

Hopefully these corny joke posts don't get to heated otherwise they'll pop.


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:28 PM

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:59 PM

What's brown 'n' sticky?

 

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#9 Gruff

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 01:37 PM

I made this up myself so that's why it's so bad...
What do you call a toe that gives kisses?

 

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 02:14 PM

Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

 

 

Oh wait, wrong corn.


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 05:37 PM

Have you seen the stuff NASA has been working on? I'm telling you, it's out of this world!


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Posted 30 October 2013 - 05:54 PM

Q: What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

A: Where is my pop corn?

 

Q: Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes?

 

 

A: Because they were too corny! 

 

Now thats a corny joke

 

bah dum chh

 

You searched "corn jokes" on Google, didn't you?


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Posted 31 October 2013 - 04:35 AM

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

 

A: An impasta!


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Posted 06 November 2013 - 05:12 PM

You want to know a corny joke.

 

Pacific Rim.


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Posted 08 November 2013 - 06:18 AM

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 05:40 AM

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