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#1 HaHa-No

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 09:08 AM

Hello there! I'm Sensei-No, have a problem? Well then, come through into my Cafe. I serve Dango's and actual tea made with Tea Leaves! Well, anyway onto the subject what is it that's been bothering you? I have already given Brian3360 some great advice about the fact his Notebook can't handle Portal 2!

Brian6330: Please help me Sensei-No! My notebook can not handle Portal 2 on all lowest settings!
Sensei-No: Sensei-No says... Save up for a better computer, Notebooks generally aren't good for gaming, I'm not suggesting you buy an Alienware or anything. Just something around £400 should do the trick.
Brian3360: But Sensei-No, HaHa-No is pretty sure I live in America! What is it in dollars?
Sensei-No:*runs*

What? Of course Sensei-No hadn't ran away because he didn't know the answer! Sensei-No remembered he had a... er- a... a dentist appointment! And he had to leave in a hurry!
I'm sure Brian was very pleased with his advice, so please, if you need any help come to me, Sensei-No!

Wow! Sensei-No helped another person today! He was called nintendo3DS. And he wanted to know a good Xbox 360 game, so I helped him!

nintendo3ds: Sensei-No! I need help! I need to know some good Xbox 360 games!
Sensei-No: Well, if you don't mind Zombies, my brothers played a game called Dead Rising, it is set in a super store with a massive Zombie invasion. It looked very interesting, you could steal all manner of interesting things from shops. There was interesting torture and psychopath. And if you don't want it to then it won't end for a long time.

Edited by HaHa-No, 28 August 2011 - 09:15 AM.

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#2 Brian6330

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 11:01 AM

Well Sensei-No, why is your name "Sensei-No"?
Also, why did you have to go to the dentist?
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Why do you think I life in America? Here they have dollars, but Belize dollars -.-


I'd forget that I ever asked you all these question if you give me a life-time supply of Dango.

#3 HaHa-No

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 12:16 PM

Well Sensei-No, why is your name "Sensei-No"?
Also, why did you have to go to the dentist?
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Why do you think I life in America? Here they have dollars, but Belize dollars -.-


I'd forget that I ever asked you all these question if you give me a life-time supply of Dango.

Why is my name Sensei-No you ask? Because HaHa-No is my true name and I am the Sensei of knowledge= Sensei-No
Why did I have to go to the dentist? I had an appointment for a filling. If I didn't go they would never let me in again.

Edited by HaHa-No, 28 August 2011 - 12:16 PM.

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 04:19 PM

Why is my name Sensei-No you ask? Because HaHa-No is my true name and I am the Sensei of knowledge= Sensei-No
Why did I have to go to the dentist? I had an appointment for a filling. If I didn't go they would never let me in again.

New question:
Why is you're name Sensei-No, rather than No-Sensei?
Cn I call you Sensei-no-sensei?
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Posted 28 August 2011 - 04:42 PM

New question:
Why is you're name Sensei-No, rather than No-Sensei?
Cn I call you Sensei-no-sensei?

This entirely. It makes no sense to be calling yourself Sensei-No, when it's supposed to be No-Sensei

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 04:57 PM

Sensei-no, what was your favorite sesame street character when you were a child and why?

Edited by superdarkyoshi, 28 August 2011 - 04:57 PM.

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#7 StreetPassWanter

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 05:32 PM

Sensei? Why aren't you answering any questions? XD
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#8 HaHa-No

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Posted 29 August 2011 - 02:38 AM

Sensei-no, what was your favorite sesame street character when you were a child and why?

superdarkyoshi: Sensei-No! I need help! I must know what your favourite sesame street character was when I was a child and why, even though your still only 10!
Sensei-No: I liked big bird the best, because one of my friends called it big poo and it made me laugh my head off.
superdarkyoshi: Thank you Sensei-No! I now have a better understanding of the universe!

This entirely. It makes no sense to be calling yourself Sensei-No, when it's supposed to be No-Sensei

If you had understood what I wrote to explain my name you wouldn't be asking this. The clip on for my username is -No so therefore I found Sensei-No made more sense. Plus theres the fact that Sensei-No has a much better ring then No-Sensei.


New question:
Why is you're name Sensei-No, rather than No-Sensei?
Can I call you Sensei-no-sensei?

Wertville: Sensei-No! I need help! Why is your name Sensei-No not No-Sensei?
Sensei-No: Lord N almost asked the same question. Look above and you'll find the answer
Wertville: Thank you Sensei-No, I now have a better understanding of the universe! But I have another question, can I call you Sensei-no-sensei?
Sensei-No: No.
Wertville: Why Sensei-No?
Sensei-No: Because that has an even worse ring then No-Sensei.


Sensei? Why aren't you answering any questions? XD


StreetPassWanter: Sensei-No! I need help! Why weren't you answering any questions?
Sensei-No: I was in bed.
StreetPassWanter: Thank you Sensei-No, I now have a better understanding of the universe.

Edited by HaHa-No, 29 August 2011 - 02:39 AM.

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#9 Wertville

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Posted 29 August 2011 - 01:13 PM

Why did you answer Lord N before me? He was adding onto my question -.-

Oh, and can I call you Sensei-No-Sama, then? I think that's Japanese for Master of Teacher(s), so it has a pretty awesome ring to it XD
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#10 Brian6330

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Posted 29 August 2011 - 05:22 PM

Why hasn't Wertville, HaHa-No, SPW, Auzzie, asked me to exchange 3DS friencodes with them? (Wrote a comment and PM to SPW and Auzzie, but they didn't answer -.-)

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Posted 29 August 2011 - 06:00 PM

Oh lol whoops. I meant to do that but forgot.

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Sensei - No! Sensei - No! AM I RELEVANT?!?!

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Posted 29 August 2011 - 06:03 PM

Sensei-No, what do you predict will be the remaining 5 games for the 3DS ambassador program. I'm talking about the GameBoy games by the way.

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Posted 29 August 2011 - 08:23 PM

Sensei-No, what is the answer to the universe?

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#14 HaHa-No

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Posted 30 August 2011 - 07:25 AM

Sensei-No, what is the answer to the universe?

Waller: Sensei-No! I need help! What is the answer to the universe?
Sensei-No: The answer to the universe is a bunch of keys.
Sometimes you will lose them, sometimes you lose them forever but most you will find them again.
Waller: Thank you Sensei-No! I now have a better understanding of the universe!
Woah... that was pretty damn deep for me XD.

Oh lol whoops. I meant to do that but forgot.

(Must remain relevant.... uh.... ! :D )

Sensei - No! Sensei - No! AM I RELEVANT?!?!

Auzzie Wingman: Sensei-No! I need help! Am I relevant?
Sensei-No: You are not relevant in this thread, for your question was a mere joke. In the placing of the universe and life itself, you are more relevant than the planet. Just as is anybody else.
Auzzie Wingman: Thank you Sensei-No I now have a better understanding of the universe.


Why hasn't Wertville, HaHa-No, SPW, Auzzie, asked me to exchange 3DS friencodes with them? (Wrote a comment and PM to SPW and Auzzie, but they didn't answer -.-)

Brian6330: Sensei-No! I need help! Why haven't Wertville, HaHa-No, SPW or Auzzie asked me to exchange 3DS friendcodes with them? I even PM'd and commented for SPW and Auzzie but they didn't reply!
Sensei-No: I am a Sensei of knowledge, not of mind-reading. I can only answer you with what I know. I know that some may not have even known you had a 3DS (including me).
Brian6330: Thank you Sensei-No, I now have a better understanding of the universe!


Why did you answer Lord N before me? He was adding onto my question -.-

Oh, and can I call you Sensei-No-Sama, then? I think that's Japanese for Master of Teacher(s), so it has a pretty awesome ring to it XD

Wertville:Sensei-No! I need help! Why did you answer Lord N before me, and can I call you Sensei-No-Sama?
Sensei-No: I answered Lord-N before you because he always seems to think he has high authority. So I didn't want to let him down.
Yes, if you have to, you can call me Sensei-No-Sama -sama means somebody you respect. So yes, that is fine.
Wertville: Thank you Sensei-No. I now have a better understanding of the universe.

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Posted 30 August 2011 - 07:36 AM

Sensei-no, I thought the answer of the universe was 42, why did they lie to me?!

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#16 HaHa-No

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Posted 30 August 2011 - 09:00 AM

Sensei-no, I thought the answer of the universe was 42, why did they lie to me?!

Waller: Sensei-No! I thought the answer of the universe was 42, why did they lie to me?!
Because they were related to Lord-N
Sensei-No: Because they didn't like you. But I like you :3.
Waller: Thank you Sensei-No, I now have a better understanding of the universe!

I've decided to try and always type in lime, tell me if I haven't.

Edited by HaHa-No, 30 August 2011 - 09:01 AM.

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Posted 30 August 2011 - 10:53 AM

Sensei-No! Why wont my high end PC run portal 2 with all the lowest settings? D:

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#18 HaHa-No

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Posted 30 August 2011 - 12:53 PM

Sensei-No! Why wont my high end PC run portal 2 with all the lowest settings? D:

Makar: Sensei-No! I need help! Why wont my high end PC run portal 2 with all the lowest settings? D:
Sensei-No: Your PC might not be as high end as you think. That or your graphics card might not support it or some other technical jargon.

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#19 Brian6330

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Posted 30 August 2011 - 04:15 PM

Why can't I play Minecraft on my computer? (It says bad graphics card and open GL error.)
I can't update it over official site/don't know how... help?

#20 HaHa-No

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Posted 03 September 2011 - 02:25 AM

Why can't I play Minecraft on my computer? (It says bad graphics card and open GL error.)
I can't update it over official site/don't know how... help?

I'm quite sure that this means your graphics card doesn't support the engine. Sensei-No would recommend of asking this on the support section in the minecraft forums. (I'm afraid you'll have to sign up for it though. Or look through and see if theres an answer).
(Yes, I stuffed the old format. It takes ages to type out. I'm also only going to use Lime green on this thread. If I ever type in lime here then it's
Sensei-No not HaHa-No.)
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Edited by HaHa-No, 03 September 2011 - 02:33 AM.

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