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[DANT3]

The rules are simple enough:

 

Poster 1 is Goomba.

Poster 2 writes a fanfic about Goomba and Sonic, eg.

 

Goomba and Sonic locked eyes from across the room. They made their way to each other's embrace, or so they thought. They failed miserably but didn't mind, for a Goomba has no arms. Goomba turned to Sonic and whispered "I can't, Senpai". Sonic smiles and says softly " You needn't arms to touch my butt." Then they rode off on Tails into the sunset and had 12 children.

 

Then, Poster 3 writes a fanfic about Poster 2 and Sonic.

 

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Sounds easy enough, right? Let's start!

[Blake]

It was Sonic. He was the fastest hedgehog around. Until he met PWN. Every day, they would meet for tea... Talking about politics and such. But naturally, Sonic eventually challenged him to a race.

The race was about to start. But suddenly... Sonic held PWN's cheeks and said, "I've loved you longer than I've been breaking the sound barrier. Be my waifu." Their lips collided in a explosion of beautiful birds, rainbows, and strangely cannibals.

But soon enough, tragedy struck. It was their 7th year together... Sonic was starting to grow fond of a particular pink thing. PWN looked at her from a distance, to see what he was dealing with... He looked at her like he knew her, even know he know he didn't know her... It was time to strike.

[grahamf]

/shudder

[Tom]

Grahamf sat for what seemed like an eternity, waiting for his(her?) blind date to arrive. After the second minute of sitting down on the mahogany park bench he(she?) entertained the thought of getting up and leaving.

 

He(she?) couldn't believe that his(her) blind date stood him(her?) up like that. He(she) made his way towards the exit when suddenly she brushed shoulders with a spiky blue anthropomorphic hedgehog.

 

"Excuse me," Both of them murmured under their breaths.

 

They both walked past each other.

 

What could have been... What should have been... Hadn't been.

 

But the future refused to change.

Edited by Tom, 25 September 2013 - 02:14 AM.

[Gruff]

Tom got up out of bed to find that Mario has been watching him sleep.

[Kardibask]

 

Like if you want more.

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[3Dude]

Kardi had to get up early for work Today. It was still dark. He had to go to some off the grid secret base, and kill like, 4 dozen people, so he needed his morning starbucks.

He got in his car, and started up, turned down the street to start heading towards the local gas station.

*Thump Thump*

'Must have hit a racoon' Kardi thought. 'Ill scrape it off with my HF blade when I get to the gas station.'

However, upon nearing the gas station, Kardi's tire blew out!!! Kardi got out of his car, opened the trunk, and grabbed his spare and lugwrench, and bent down to inspect the damage. The blown out tire was covered in blood, and peirced by many bright blue hedgehog quills.

'Of all the rotten luck' He mumbled to himself. 'This is a probably a bad sign, maybe I should stay home from work today. Im sure somebody else can waste 4 dozen nameless faceless soldiers and splatter them all over the hallway for dramatic effect.'

'Nah' Kardi said, 'Whats the worst that could happen today?'

[Raiden]

* Sonic walks in topic* "I gotta run"