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#1 Chaotix

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Posted 10 January 2014 - 10:26 PM

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Sept means I shot!

 

I was born on september 8th and I was wearing a blue colored shirt so my results were:

 

I shot a glass of milk cause im a pimp.

 

Wut lol and what's yours?

 


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#2 Waller

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Posted 10 January 2014 - 10:34 PM

I needed a glass of milk because I'm gay.

 

If you know what I mean.


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#3 Tom

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Posted 10 January 2014 - 10:39 PM

September 21 while wearing a black polo...

 

I shot a drink because I'm sexy like that.

 

Seems legit.


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#4 Mignaga

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Posted 10 January 2014 - 10:45 PM

"I banged Paris Hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos."

 

You can all go home, I've won.


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#5 Raiden

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Posted 10 January 2014 - 10:49 PM

Jan

 

I ate my boyfriend because I have AMAZING boobs.

 

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This s very true I have amazing boobs



#6 itsdavebaby

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Posted 10 January 2014 - 11:10 PM

I ran shirtless with an Easter egg because I have abs.

Only if they would show :(

Edited by itsdavebaby, 10 January 2014 - 11:12 PM.


#7 SolxBurst

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Posted 10 January 2014 - 11:42 PM

"I cuddled with a glass of milk because I've got abs"

 

Cuddle with milk guys, it's my secret to quick abs.


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#8 Raiden

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Posted 11 January 2014 - 12:03 AM

Boobs >Abs



#9 Mewbot

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Posted 11 January 2014 - 12:22 AM

I beat my boyfriend because I'm sexy like that.

Hell yeah.

...

I'm a guy though. Not gay. Straight.


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#10 SPG

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Posted 11 January 2014 - 12:22 AM

I stabbed my lover because hoes keep stealing my tacos


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#11 KeptMyWiiUAndLeftTheForums

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Posted 11 January 2014 - 01:38 AM

You guys' are all so harmless ;_;

I shanked a homeless guy just because I have amazing boobs

What have I done?

He was just giving me a compliment...


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#12 Mitch

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Posted 11 January 2014 - 01:53 AM

"I banged Paris Hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos."

 

You can all go home, I've won.

 

 

<_< Oh yeah?????

 

Well I shot Paris Hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos!



#13 myusernameismyusername

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Posted 11 January 2014 - 05:06 AM

I banged a bowl of cereal because I've got abs.


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#14 Gimbal

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Posted 11 January 2014 - 07:56 AM

I ate my best friend because hoes keep stealing my tacos, or you could say because the people in my head were banging.


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#15 Mignaga

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Posted 11 January 2014 - 11:44 AM

<_< Oh yeah?????

 

Well I shot Paris Hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos!

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

I was banging that.


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#16 DANT3

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Posted 11 January 2014 - 03:03 PM

I shanked an easter egg because I'm a soldier boy/girl.

 

To be fair, it's not wrong.



#17 Auzzie Wingman

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Posted 12 January 2014 - 04:33 AM

I shanked the trojan man because I have abs.

And now I'm suddenly reminded that the police may be onto me.

Edited by Auzzie Wingman, 12 January 2014 - 04:34 AM.

Trophy Cards are classy too! LOLZIGZAGOON

 

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