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#1 Gimbal

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 12:04 AM

Cranky Kong takes over twitter this Thursday.

 

I decided to make another thread this year. I hope I'm not too late.

 

Source:https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica


Edited by Symphony, 18 February 2014 - 12:05 AM.

"So if Zero Suit Samus is fanbait for guys, where is the fanbait for girls? Why isn’t Captain Falcon wearing a thong or sporting a chest twice the size of his last model? Why doesn’t Mario have an absurd crotch buldge holding in his 10 inch slice of manhood? Why doesn’t Yoshi look like a Fist of the North Starcharacter.
 
That, my friends, is why the design is sexist."~Angelo M. D'Argenio-4/17/2014
 
"Yes, because owning only 1 game in this series makes you qualified to have an opinion on it"~PyroKinesis-5/7/2014

 

"He is a game dev, critic, games media writer, and candidate for a phd by the way. So, LMFAO."~3Dude 9/4/2014

 


#2 KeptMyWiiUAndLeftTheForums

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 03:20 AM

I must ask if he can make all my dreams come true. I just know he will say yes.


WAR IS PEACE

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

LISTEN AND BELIEVE

 


#3 Mewbot

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 03:24 AM

I'll ask if he's in the new Smash Bros.. I'll be disappointed if he's not :(


Edited by R00bot, 18 February 2014 - 03:25 AM.

Y U READ THIS?...WHY IS THERE TEXT HERE? LOL WTF
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#4 Hank Hill

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:30 AM

I'll ask if he's in the new Smash Bros.. I'll be disappointed if he's not :(

 

Cranky Kong Assist Trophy: Latches onto a character's back and mercilessly beats them with his cane while cutting their jump power in half. >:I


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The post above was certified to be simply smashing by the Wii U Forum Staff.

 

http://www.ebay.com/...mecollector1982

 

 


#5 Zinix

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 11:54 AM

I'll ask him who his favorite MFC model is.


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