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#1 Zinix

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Posted 15 April 2014 - 10:26 PM

If you've ever wondered why fanboys can behave like such unbelievable jerks, as surely anyone who's ever looked at an Internet comments thread has pondered, then this might come as a revealing insight: chemically, fanboys are basically in love with their consoles on a brain-chemical level. Diss their beloved Xbox, or Playstation, or whatever else, and it's like you're calling their girlfriend ugly to their face.

"It often takes time to develop such an irrational attachment to a product," explained Dr David Lewis-Hodgson, author of The Brain Sell and director of research at Mindlab International, in an interview with Kotaku UK. "Sometimes it’s like falling in love - what happens then is that you get a tsunami of a neurotransmitter called dopamine into thebrain, which gives you a huge buzz. This happens with products, they can do exactly the same thing - in fact when we look at addictive behaviour, we find that people become addicted to products. The sight and touch of the product gives them a dopamine high."

So when you try to argue with a fanboy, you're causing them to behave as if you're criticising an actual person that they love? "Absolutely," he says.

 

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So true, lol.


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Posted 15 April 2014 - 11:20 PM

Oh boy. If mainstream media gets a hold of this...


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#3 Raiden

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Posted 15 April 2014 - 11:30 PM

He's in love with the fanboys



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Posted 16 April 2014 - 05:47 AM

My PS4 used to be black but now it's custard.


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Posted 16 April 2014 - 05:49 AM

Oh boy. If mainstream media gets a hold of this...


I agree. There's gonna be a huge rainbowstorm if this gets bigger.

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 06:59 AM

This must be the answer to why I'm always holding my Wii.


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Posted 16 April 2014 - 07:06 AM

Makes sense to me.


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Posted 16 April 2014 - 07:32 AM

I'm not in love with my consoles, I just have to hug them in order to get to sleep, and I have a schedule to make sure none of my consoles miss out on a hug, so I don't hurt their feelings. 

As I said, I'm not in love with them or anything.


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Posted 16 April 2014 - 09:13 AM

 

I made this video to disprove these claims!


Edited by Ryudo, 16 April 2014 - 12:39 PM.


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Posted 16 April 2014 - 11:11 AM

believable. 



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Posted 16 April 2014 - 12:37 PM

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 01:05 PM

To sound smart all you have to do is refer to brain chemicals. "My dog took a **** in the kitchen when I was doing dishes. It's because of his brain chemicals."


Edited by ZombiCarolyn, 16 April 2014 - 01:06 PM.





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