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#1 Fiery

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Posted 19 July 2014 - 06:36 PM

This thread will be for rap battles between wuf members. Since these are rap battles, things may get a bit personal, so if you get offended easily, you should probably  stay off this thread. Also, don't try to start drama, this is for fun.



#2 Segata

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Posted 19 July 2014 - 06:56 PM

I'm white. I only wrap with saran wrap or eat chicken wraps but never rap.


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#3 Zinix

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Posted 20 July 2014 - 10:05 AM

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yo yo yo here i go

 

my name is ryudo

im like 35

i stay home all day and night

playing nintendo games

every time somebody says negagtive about me i cry

going to mark you for harassment.

nintendo  can't do no harm despite the fact

they have an ancient online system from 2001

sony and microsoft can't compare

look at all these aaa nintendo titles

im playing the same mario game and zelda game for the 80th time

i like graphics that are from 2005

i rather play with mario party 9 then play the destiny beta

i never played a good third party game because all my bookmarks are nintendorelated

every time i argue my argues are weak

so weak that i accuse you of being a nintendo hata

my rhyms are sick my rhyms are lethal if you mess with me

i have my boy iwata put you a chokehold from his hospital bed

and have reggie curlstomp you onto a mushroom kingdom pipe

so as we reach the conclusion of my sick rhymes let it be known

that i secretly fantasty one day that i'll be able to get a kiss on the cheek from princess peach

 

 

WORD TO  YO MOMMA


Edited by Zinix, 20 July 2014 - 10:34 AM.

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Posted 20 July 2014 - 10:38 AM

Zinix has a gay crush on me why's so obsessed with me at every chance he can take of me.

He's a homeless fool always in the friendzone from 2$ whores. Even his momma left him on a windswept crag. Best part of him ran down the crack of her ass but still a cracka ass wigga in the WiiU land.

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None of that rhimed because I'm white still just told the nice truth. :)


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Posted 20 July 2014 - 10:42 AM

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Zinix has a gay crush on me why's so obsessed with me at every chance he can take of me.

He's a homeless fool always in the friendzone from 2$ whores. Even his momma left him on a windswept crag. Best part of him ran down the crack of her ass but still a cracka ass wigga in the WiiU land.

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None of that rhimed because I'm white still just told the nice truth. :)

yo yo  yo here i goooo again

my name is ryudo

i come from south carolina

i can't take a diss

because i'm too sensitive

hold up

let me take a second to wipe my tears with my club nintendo mario shirt

this brutal beating im taking

its like what would happen if mayweather went up against pacquiao

i'd be knockout for the ten count with the star mario mario 64 spinning around my unconscious head

i think im part of the nintedno family but in reality

they just take my money every time i pay for the same game and handheld that breaks down with scratches.


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Posted 20 July 2014 - 10:47 AM

Hey Hey look me my name is Zinix the only rap I can make is from 1987 from a man named Dan.

I'm so blind even a felines one eye can see more than I.  I make assumtpions from my ass that even my sass smells like carcass.


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#7 Zinix

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Posted 20 July 2014 - 12:01 PM

Hey Hey look me my name is Zinix the only rap I can make is from 1987 from a man named Dan.

I'm so blind even a felines one eye can see more than I.  I make assumtpions from my ass that even my sass smells like carcass.

here i go once again yo yo yo skippidy dog yo yo.

once again my name is ryudo 

im very homophobic 

people look at me like i'm alien that's really sad but maybe its

cause im dressed head from toe to nintendo swag 

i have no natural rhythm 

my insults make no sense

they're something a white person would say 

man its like im taking them straight out of a thesaurus out of the 1800s

but even though this beating has left me crippled.

stil can't wait to go home and played the latest mario game

that got a 5.2/10 from ign . 


Edited by Zinix, 20 July 2014 - 12:02 PM.

“Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of man, that state is obsolete.”— Rod Serling, “The Twilight Zone” The Obsolete Man

Smoke meth. Hail Satan. Watch the yearly Twilight Zone marathons. Talk to dead people. Everyone is gay. Ignore people. Live life to the fullest.


#8 BrosBeforeGardenTools

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Posted 11 November 2014 - 03:27 PM

yo yo yo I'm Fieryguns. I had more likes the staff took away than you have puns. I drink my chocolate milk in a bar. Using a fake ID that got me so far. I had more likes than you have IQ. By age 5, I could count to 2! You can say all manner of evil against me for half a hour, and I will respond with "lol". If you diss Reggie, you're going to. I created this thread because I'm the Pokemon Masta.

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 04:18 AM

Well I was right, I knew this wasn't a new thread when I saw the title.

 

Still funny as rainbow.


Trophy Cards are classy too! LOLZIGZAGOON

 

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 07:56 AM

Well I was right, I knew this wasn't a new thread when I saw the title.
 
Still funny as rainbow.


I really shouldn't be doing this but...

I'm Auzzie Wingman, and I like to pretend to be a girl. When you see a real picture of me, you will hurl. I smell like flowers, and you smell like rainbow. Whenever I post in a thread, I just go with the flow. I think I can micromoderate. Boy, Destiny sure is great! Bring back the chat revolution! I think Zinix is a handsome man.

Thread was bad. Locked.



This is what will happen.

#11 Mewbot

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 03:52 AM

Porhorse makes rainbow threads, must've forgot to take his meds.

His profile pic is junk, he has little funk, his kickstarter's kerplunk.

He has no rhymes, gotta get with the times.

The internet hates him, Auzzie aggravates him.

He makes 20 threads a day, with no job how's he get pay?

This thread's not his doing? Probably off self-screwing!

 

I hope he knows I'm joking, with this fun that I am poking.


Edited by Ep0nabot, 14 November 2014 - 02:14 PM.

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 07:01 AM

I'm Ep0nabot, and I'm the best member ever. You will make me mad never. I came out of my mother's womb 5 foot 6. Boy, you should listen to my mix!

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 02:35 PM

I'm Ep0nabot, and I'm the best member ever. You will make me mad never. I came out of my mother's womb 5 foot 6. Boy, you should listen to my mix!

Bringing up your height? Boy, you wanna fight?

 

Srsly though, how tall are you for comparisons sake?


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Posted 16 November 2014 - 01:47 AM

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Posted 16 November 2014 - 02:53 PM

I'm Ryudo, and I really like to sing. I don't know good music, so I still listen to the Offspring. You kids get off my yard. I can't keep up with the latest trends, and Loot Crate won't be getting my credit card. I'll just be fine with my Sega Dreamcast. You kids have no respect for the past! Porhorse, mate - for the last time, I won't go with you on a date. My mom taught me class, and that is so great. I still live in her basement as well. I find prunes and fiber swell.

No offense Ryudo.

#16 Mitch

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Posted 16 November 2014 - 08:04 PM

Poorhorse By Pimp Daddy Mitchy Mitch ft. 2 Chainz 

 

 

Awwwh Yeayyyyuhhh Pimp Daddy Mitchy Mitch iz in da house

 

Ready to spit some sick rhymes like its 1999....Lets do this....next level freestylin sh!t

 

*2 Chainz*

 

 

flip-flop so hard you'd think Im a politician-

All these threads I be makin' you'll be hearing my bishin'

 

I slam my hands on my keyboard all day and all night

I dont even go outside until I get in an internet fight

 

You can tell by my beard that Im dying for attention-

-Sitting in my moms basement livin' off her works pension

 

I be blowing through her cash like a whore on crack

But she keeps on supporting me cuz she knows my heads whack

 

*Sick beats continue to play over a Porhorse monologue*

 

My mom sits me down..Its a Friday night..I'm busy fighting online with all my WUF "friends".. 

She says "when you gonna get a job?" 

-I smack that bish in the face and tell her to go make me some dinner

She says "This isn't the little potato I raised!"

-I know bish, he's dead, I'm not the vulnerable whore I used to be...Im PorHorse!

 

*monologue ends*

 

I got 99 problems and you know about every single one.

I got 99 problems and this raps almost done.

I got 99 problems, bugging WUF aint one

I got 99 problems, Im PorHorse son!

 

*2 Chainz*

**Drops Mic**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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Posted 16 November 2014 - 08:22 PM

Yeah!
Mitch's world
Planet Rock
Tighty whities drop
And Ryudo gonna rock 'til the camera stop
And I sing about angels like Porhorse (rock)
And Zinix (rock)
And Saturn (rock)
And some other guy (rock)
And some other guy (rock)

Edited by Porhorse, 16 November 2014 - 08:22 PM.


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Posted 16 November 2014 - 08:24 PM

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gay is prohose is gay 

im sex

and gay is proorse



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Posted 17 November 2014 - 10:23 AM


 

 

Cheeky m8 I tell u wot

your mom is nothin but a big fat sl*t

 

I be spittin these rhymes with a message thats subliminal

you be over there like the "I cant believe its not butter" criminal

 

Sittin on your @ss playin X&Y all night

You're so basic you couldnt even beat Zinix in a pokemon fight

 

I sit on my throne as king of the rhymes

you bow down before me, Im Ash's Mom- You're my Mr Mime


Edited by Mitch, 17 November 2014 - 10:30 AM.


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Posted 25 November 2014 - 03:25 AM

I'm Mitch, lord of the rap. I've never made an on-topic post, except for when I'm saying ----.

I am a bad***. In fact, I am holier than though. Get off my forum, you big fat cow.




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