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#1 Xiombarg

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Posted 18 August 2014 - 10:16 PM

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Sakurai, you magnificent bastard, you

 

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Thanks to the determination of her female designer, these Zero Suit outfits got completed in time. From the ending of Metroid: Zero Mission, here's Samus in shorts!

You can use the same outfit variations in both the 3DS and Wii U versions.

 

Shall we begin the countdown until kotaku loses their collective shit and begins to crucify all video games again?



#2 SteventheSlayer

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Posted 18 August 2014 - 10:29 PM

Meh.

I still prefer the old Samus with that sick armor.


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#3 Raiden

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Posted 18 August 2014 - 10:44 PM

For those who don't know.

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Before the Blue Zero suit these were her other Zero Suits



#4 Mewbot

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Posted 18 August 2014 - 10:44 PM

Hawt.


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#5 3Dude

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 03:30 AM

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#6 Gimbal

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 03:32 AM

Sakurai, you magnificent Mcguffin, you

 

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Shall we begin the countdown until kotaku loses their collective rainbow and begins to crucify all video games again?

 

YES! I am so fricking happy about this. Complain about the heels some more. I ****ing dare you!


"So if Zero Suit Samus is fanbait for guys, where is the fanbait for girls? Why isn’t Captain Falcon wearing a thong or sporting a chest twice the size of his last model? Why doesn’t Mario have an absurd crotch buldge holding in his 10 inch slice of manhood? Why doesn’t Yoshi look like a Fist of the North Starcharacter.
 
That, my friends, is why the design is sexist."~Angelo M. D'Argenio-4/17/2014
 
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#7 3Dude

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 04:33 AM


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#8 LinkKennedy

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 05:12 AM

Yeah I prefer the blue suit.

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 06:31 AM

I think it's neat. Solid fanservice.

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#10 Raiden

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 06:55 AM

Hawt.

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#11 TheUltimateWaddleDee

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 10:06 AM

I'm not sure what's worse: seeing people immediately call this demoralizing or whatever without realizing that this is not only a canon outfit but also one that looks identical to a kickboxing outfit, or seeing what I assume are 12 year old boys otherwise holy crap talk to people IRL immediately make sexual jokes and call this hawt because bewbs when they don't realize that they are talking about a bunch of polygons and not a real human being.







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#12 Raiden

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 10:11 AM

I'm not sure what's worse: seeing people immediately call this demoralizing or whatever without realizing that this is not only a canon outfit but also one that looks identical to a kickboxing outfit, or seeing what I assume are 12 year old boys otherwise holy crap talk to people IRL immediately make sexual jokes and call this hawt because bewbs when they don't realize that they are talking about a bunch of polygons and not a real human being.







Sometimes I really hate the internet.

 

To the first part of your post. Those people would need to complain to the woman who designed the outfits lol


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#13 Big Boss

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 10:50 AM

Misogyny is alive and well.

#14 3Dude

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 11:19 AM

Misogyny is alive and well.


This depicts intense hatred of women?

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#15 Ocarina of Time

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 11:21 AM

Saw this GIF on an article about it.  I lol'd

 

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#16 Big Boss

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 01:38 PM

This depicts intense hatred of women?

I dunno people just say that when video games have scantily clad women in them.



#17 Cozmo

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 02:16 PM

.......nice.

 

 


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#18 3Dude

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 04:35 PM

I dunno people just say that when video games have scantily clad women in them.


Thats probably because they dont understand that sexuality >< sexism.

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#19 Big Boss

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 05:07 PM

Thats probably because they dont understand that sexuality >< sexism.

 

 

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 05:18 PM

what a whore



Ubisoft .. what you say about female characters?

 

Ubisoft .. what you say about mature games?



Nintendo's final half of 2014 is full of T & A.

 

Hyrule, Bayo, Smash.

 

great JO material. 


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