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[Raiden]

bisoft has coughed up what might be the worst pre-order bonus of all time.

Check out this pre-order bonus for Assassin's Creed: Unity…

Exclusive mission, fine. Pants for extra speed? Is this really what pre-order bonuses have become? Has anyone really sat on the fence on whether to pre-order something and though 'gosh, if only there was an item of clothing that provided extra speed like, I dunno, a hat or pants or something'?

Maybe there are. Maybe exclusive pants are the new hotness and we're just too stupid to realise it yet.

Or maybe it's just another sign that the pre-order craze is spiralling out of control and this is the absolute nadir of the trend.

 

http://www.nowgamer....bonus_ever.html

 

Edited by Ryudo, 27 August 2014 - 09:22 PM.

[Xiombarg]

B^U

[GCD]

Wow, this pre-order bonus is literary pants.

[TheDoctor_13]

I... give up. F*** Ubi now, their gone. 

[Abcdude]

B^U

 

B^U

[CUD]

I'm going to pre-order this game for the pants then sell the game. I need a new pair of pants and these will increase my speed, that's something other pants can only dream of doing.

[Portal]

Eh, I would only care if it was another Rayman game or that rumored Prince of Persia one. This does suck though. A lot.

[NintendoReport]

Where are the women pants?

[magiciandude]

And to think one of the guys from Ubisoft was bashing Mario Kart 8's DLC. 

 

LOL.

[Mitch]

B^U

B^U

B^U

[TheUltimateWaddleDee]

And to think one of the guys from Ubisoft was bashing Mario Kart 8's DLC.

LOL.

Please explain. This is really interesting, and I want to laugh at their reasoning.

[magiciandude]

Please explain. This is really interesting, and I want to laugh at their reasoning.

http://mynintendonew...rio-kart-8-dlc/

[Big Boss]

funny comic

Edited by Big Boss, 28 August 2014 - 01:28 PM.

[Raiden]

funny comic

dem lines son. Sexy

[Expansion Pak]

They honestly could have worded it better.

 

For example:

 

PRE-ORDER ASSASSIN'S CREED: UNITY AND RECEIVE AN EXCLUSIVE BONUS MISSION AND A PIECE OF EXCLUSIVE GEAR FOR YOUR ASSASSIN.

 

But hey, speed-increasing pants are all the rage now.