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Is The Pineapple The Best Fruit?

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#1 Waller

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 08:42 AM

This is absolute truth and you know it.

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 08:56 AM

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 09:01 AM

Banana's are better. They taste good in both ends.


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Posted 23 October 2014 - 09:07 AM

I prefer carambola. when cut it turns into a pretty star which you can eat.


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Posted 23 October 2014 - 09:18 AM

Banana's are better. They taste good in both ends.

 

Yes, Banana, the accursed fruit that prevents the Pineapple from being the most popular tropical fruit.

 

I knew this thread would be challenged by Banana fans.

 

Can you make juice with just one banana? No?

 

Guess with which fruit you CAN make juice with.

 

That's right.

 

The Watermelon.

 

But also the Pineapple.

 

I prefer carambola. when cut it turns into a pretty star which you can eat.

 

Never eaten Carambola, they don't sell it around here :'(


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Posted 23 October 2014 - 09:30 AM

hmm



Yes, Banana, the accursed fruit that prevents the Pineapple from being the most popular tropical fruit.

 

I knew this thread would be challenged by Banana fans.

 

Can you make juice with just one banana? No?

 

Guess with which fruit you CAN make juice with.

 

That's right.

 

The Watermelon.

 

But also the Pineapple.

 

 

Never eaten Carambola, they don't sell it around here :'(

 

When ripe it's sweet and tangy. 

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 10:36 AM

Yes, Banana, the accursed fruit that prevents the Pineapple from being the most popular tropical fruit.

 

I knew this thread would be challenged by Banana fans.

 

Can you make juice with just one banana? No?

 

Guess with which fruit you CAN make juice with.

 

That's right.

 

The Watermelon.

 

But also the Pineapple.

Pineapple juice is pretty damn good... But what about the banana split?


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Posted 23 October 2014 - 10:40 AM

What kind of thread is this? Come on.

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 10:47 AM

Pineapple juice is pretty damn good... But what about the banana split?

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 10:56 AM

What kind of thread is this? Come on.

To create a thorough and ripe discussion.


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Posted 23 October 2014 - 10:57 AM

What kind of thread is this? Come on.

 

It's a parody of how completely vapid the discussion in every off-topic sub-forum is.

 

 

 

 

Actually, I just forgot status updates were a thing.


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Posted 23 October 2014 - 11:12 AM

It's a parody of how completely vapid the discussion in every off-topic sub-forum is.Actually, I just forgot status updates were a thing.

 

This isn't in the role play section?

 

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I guess not


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Posted 23 October 2014 - 11:36 AM

It's a parody of how completely vapid the discussion in every off-topic sub-forum is.


You may be laughing now, but wait until 3Dude and WydrA find this discussion.

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 11:55 AM

Gruff likes bananas? I always knew you were gay Gruff.

And the best fruit is clearly Mango. This is proven scientific fact, and as Porridge pointed it out, I will argue this point until the death. You and your spiny excuse for a fruit will not win.


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Posted 23 October 2014 - 12:05 PM

This isn't in the role play section?

 

-Edit-

I guess not

 

This is basically a "what's your favorite fruit?" topic. I mean, it's not the most insightful discussion and I didn't make it look like anything but a joke, but I don't think it belongs in the forum games section either.

 

You may be laughing now, but wait until 3Dude and WydrA find this discussion.

 

Wydra didn't care.

 

3Dude will accuse me of being a doxxing supporter and a rape meme advocator, then he'll move on.

 

I think we'll be juuuuust fine.

 

Pineapple juice is pretty damn good... But what about the banana split?

 

Will you believe me if I tell you I've never eaten a banana split? It's too expensive for what it is: Ice cream on top of a banana.

 

Also, you can't make a banana split with just a banana, therefore your argument is invalid. Pineapple: 1 Banana: 0

 

Gruff likes bananas? I always knew you were gay Gruff.

And the best fruit is clearly Mango. This is proven scientific fact, and as Porridge pointed it out, I will argue this point until the death. You and your spiny excuse for a fruit will not win.

 

Can you make paper with the skins of your fruit

 

Can you

 

Pineapple: 1 Mango: 0


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Posted 23 October 2014 - 02:53 PM

Banana's are better. They taste good in both ends.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ananas

Pineapple is a Banana without the B. :P


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Posted 23 October 2014 - 02:57 PM

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 04:26 PM

This is basically a "what's your favorite fruit?" topic. I mean, it's not the most insightful discussion and I didn't make it look like anything but a joke, but I don't think it belongs in the forum games section either.

 

 

Wydra didn't care.

 

3Dude will accuse me of being a doxxing supporter and a rape meme advocator, then he'll move on.

 

I think we'll be juuuuust fine.

 

 

Will you believe me if I tell you I've never eaten a banana split? It's too expensive for what it is: Ice cream on top of a banana.

 

Also, you can't make a banana split with just a banana, therefore your argument is invalid. Pineapple: 1 Banana: 0

 

 

Can you make paper with the skins of your fruit

 

Can you

 

Pineapple: 1 Mango: 0

Question two (worth two points)

Can I eat your fruit without my tongue going numb completely and totally ruining my experience? No?

Mango: 2 Pineapple: -1


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Posted 23 October 2014 - 06:29 PM

Question two (worth two points)

Can I eat your fruit without my tongue going numb completely and totally ruining my experience? No?

Mango: 2 Pineapple: -1

 

No, but we're discussing which fruit is objectively the superior one, therefore any piece of subjective evidence goes down the drain.

 

On the other hand, it's an undeniably fact that pineapples do cause some minor damage to the untrained and, dare I say, inferior tongue, so I guess I'll accept it.

 

Before I proceed with the question, I want to make something clear: I'm revising the ruleset so that now foods and beverages which contain a fruit, and not necessarily made entirely from it, can now be used to argue in favor of said fruit. Which means the score shall be revised:

 

Banana: 1

Pineapple: -1

Mango: 2

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This change is because it's convenient for my case.

 

Question number three (Worth 52 points):

 

Can you make Tepache, probably the only good alcoholic beverage out there, with mango's?

 

Pineapple: 50 Mango: 2


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Posted 23 October 2014 - 07:08 PM

No, but we're discussing which fruit is objectively the superior one, therefore any piece of subjective evidence goes down the drain.

 

On the other hand, it's an undeniably fact that pineapples do cause some minor damage to the untrained and, dare I say, inferior tongue, so I guess I'll accept it.

 

Before I proceed with the question, I want to make something clear: I'm revising the ruleset so that now foods and beverages which contain a fruit, and not necessarily made entirely from it, can now be used to argue in favor of said fruit. Which means the score shall be revised:

 

Banana: 1

Pineapple: -1

Mango: 2

'

This change is because it's convenient for my case.

 

Question number three (Worth 52 points):

 

Can you make Tepache, probably the only good alcoholic beverage out there, with mango's?

 

Pineapple: 50 Mango: 2

No, but you can make pineapple juice with mangos (don't make look that up, just listen and believe).

Pineapple: 50 Mango: 52


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