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#1 Segata

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 02:20 PM

 


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Posted 09 November 2014 - 02:24 PM

I can't watch the video right now, but the wrong amount of caffeine can hospitalize/kill you...

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 02:28 PM

I can't watch the video right now, but the wrong amount of caffeine can hospitalize/kill you...

Sometimes it's best to watch the video before making a comment. Then you would know everything you said has nothing to do with the video.


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Posted 09 November 2014 - 02:54 PM

Well, to be honest, there is a lot of coincidence there. more than the usual ridiculous arguments people make or things like the Illuminati, where Triangle=Pyramid=Illuminazi. However there's very strong likelihood that those things were simply that. Coincidence. And I think the most "valid" point she had, if you will is that the M does look very much like three sixes, assuming that the number 6 does in fact look like the thing she showed. but her points definitely got weaker the farther she went, like the tuning the cross upside down thing. Some people take that as a Christian symbol, since Peter specifically requested to be crucified upside, because he said he was not worthy to be crucified the way Jesus was.


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Posted 09 November 2014 - 03:06 PM

The M is claw marks that torn through the can. All it is and clear as day to anyone with half a brain. Conspiracy people need to be shot. It's just a can of soda. That's it. It's demographic is like 15-24 year olds so they use the tried and dumb marketing since the 90's of extreme and edgy lol. Mtn Dew was like this with it's Gen X ads. Mtn Dew still advertised to Teens and young adults and gamers but not nearly like it used to. Monster is doing that 90's edgy thing. Cornuts even did it then with "Corn gone wrong" and show Corn in prison.

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There is zero religious ties. NONE. Only religious moronic zealots think otherwise. It's just silly edgy marketing. Just no one has told Monster it's not 1998 anymore as much as I wish it was.


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Posted 09 November 2014 - 10:12 PM

They actually showed this in our religious class at school today! Funniest thing I've ever seen. XD This lady is a tosser.


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Posted 10 November 2014 - 12:19 AM

This is a great advertisement for whatever she is smoking.



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Posted 10 November 2014 - 05:05 AM

I was going to have a say on this and call the lady an extended version of "a stoopidhead", but I'll say 3 other things instead since I don't feel witty enough tonight.

 

1) Potato is right. Ridiculous caffeine intake is bad, m'kay.

 

2) The referencing is deliberate for the promotion of the product, that much is clear. People would probably relate to it better than a tamer looking product in the shopping aisle. It's not satanic messaging, it's marketing.

 

3) While not explicitly stated in the rule set beyond 'etc.', arguments about religious material have received locks and temp bans in the past. Type carefully, my little Satans.


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Posted 10 November 2014 - 07:25 AM

I was going to have a say on this and call the lady an extended version of "a stoopidhead", but I'll say 3 other things instead since I don't feel witty enough tonight.

 

1) Potato is right. Ridiculous caffeine intake is bad, m'kay.

 

2) The referencing is deliberate for the promotion of the product, that much is clear. People would probably relate to it better than a tamer looking product in the shopping aisle. It's not satanic messaging, it's marketing.

 

3) While not explicitly stated in the rule set beyond 'etc.', arguments about religious material have received locks and temp bans in the past. Type carefully, my little Satans.

 

While this is true, I don't think any real argument is going to happen. We're all convinced this lady is a moron.


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Posted 10 November 2014 - 08:58 AM

This lady sold me. Ordering an entire skid of MONSTER ENERGY. 


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Posted 10 November 2014 - 12:07 PM

I'm just waiting for that ONE guy to be saying that she's telling the truth.

 

Then it begins...


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Posted 10 November 2014 - 12:08 PM

I'm just waiting for that ONE guy to be saying that she's telling the truth.
 
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Even I'm not brave enough to say it. Which leaves, who? Fieryguns?

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 12:15 PM

I'm just waiting for that ONE guy to be saying that she's telling the truth.
 
Then it begins...


In her reality, she is telling the truth. That is the problem.
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Posted 10 November 2014 - 12:18 PM

She needs abilify and lexapro.


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