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[Dan]

Baroque, never should've spoke 'cause his style be blown away like smoke
Unwrite what you wrote, 'cause with all those empty words no need for He to float

Write down the raps with ballpoint pen or even graphite lead
Lines are long, more distance than a furlong, but still not overfed
Ya’ll raps is thin like squeezed out of a pipette and lifeless
Mine is sweetness, gingerbread with burlesque don’t copy this

Now, you're the first 20 seconds of Brooklyn's Finest
While I'm Dead Presidents II, same album, but I'm the tightest
Witnessed the best and the sternest that never rests
Bringing stress like a pest or addressing a difficult test
Your entire plan to conquest my plans went down south
Don’t stand there looking with a cotton mouth

I could buy your entire style in bulk at Costco
My raps is one of a kind in a bronze cast, broken stone
Can’t use it anymore like Ascalon I’m Balanced blue
One color not entire shades, black, white or different hues

Edited by Dan, 14 June 2011 - 03:00 PM.

[GwJumpman]

Here's a poem I made:

Yeah
Yeah
aight, yeah
yea-uh, uh uh
yeah, down town
yeah, uh
aight, bring it down
yeah
uh --- uh
that's right
uh
yeah
yeeeeah

[Dan]

Do the Baroque bump, jump up and air hump
As if it was Kurtiss in front, that sexy ol' hunk
Air gun shooting at me but missin' me
Stop, drop, red light freeze, that guy looks Japanese
Poppin' the collar as if he was a East Coast G
Provoke Baroque, promote the jokes, choke 'im with soap
Undertake the yoke, make him an animal stoat
Hope no offense comes to his signature, nope

Dot avi not tk, don't disobey what I have to say
Continue rhyming like LulzSec is causin' cryin'
Over Minecraft, all while wearin' monocles, givin' laughs
Slash, b, slash, banned for rules one and two
Ha, have I made your life miserable and out classed?
Daft is you, half your style is painful like voodoo
Dolls, stricken with the pins good riddance
Next time, use acquittance

[SRT]

Danny, request!

Song about me. GO

[Dan]

Paragoomba, three dots below the rank
SRT watchin' Glee without pants, what a skank
Drank, what is considered the brew of Foo
Soon, the horse behind the window says to you
You too, can share SRT's custom drink menu
In his home venue, not too late because of curfew
Look there, Storm rides up in an expensive BMW
With forum members we hold in the highest value

"Guys, where's the party at?
I came with BonBon, Fetus, and Puzzling Aristocrat
Wait, I'll find it myself you bumbling bureaucrat
My suit is black, still classy wearin' a pair of slacks"

Who to blame SRT for infatuatin' me day and nightly
Blue or green eyes depending on his shirt color highly
Unlikely his words are ever not archaic or sublimely
Reachin' above, to heights unknown to any of thee

According to deviant art his sister plays piano
Google somerandomtrainer and find some interesting info
That's pretty much all the information gathered though
Except the fan-fiction, but get into that, I refuse, no

[Bill Cipher]

Guys i had no idea you guys did ...EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
do one about me, as i was on your 3ds forums once before, by the name zelda3ds

[Feld0]

How did I derail his thread? Rappers love to rhyme.

Well, you took a thread about superdarkyoshi's poem way off-topic. But since I'm enjoying the raps getting posted here, I thought it would be worth splitting them off into their own topic (btw, I also decided to give the thread a more descriptive title).

Keep going, please. I'm liking them so far.

[Elric]

Hey guys, show me your best
right now I just look like a big big pest
But really, cmon guys, I'm trying to give a test

[Mario Fan 123]

Baroque is bad
SRT is mad
Kurtiss is a cat
And I won't deny that
Huh!

Edited by Mario Fan 123, 15 June 2011 - 07:11 AM.

[Camcam281]

Dan you need to make a rap about me

[Dan]

Camcam up there was beggin' I do a rap about her
"K, sure" I said with a smile that was sinister
'Cause with you Not Telling what your gender is
Though it could be awkward in the instance
That you really are a girl to which you suck it up and take it
And bake it in an Easybake, cookin' cakes
Maybe first you better cook a medium-rare steak

So now, bringin' pronouns that Feld0 argues with
Also a myth that he's 16, what a lying piece of--PLOT TWIST
We're now in Dan's brain tryin' to say sane
Among these god-like thoughts to which you are constrained
Can't move, HA, abstain your stain from my scary brain
Bein' pushed out through my blood veins like out of an airplane
Man, aren't we getting the Dan tour today, ya'don't say?
Causin' eyestrain when you squint to look through my windowpane
Rearrange the furniture daily to make you scatterbrained
We all scram when camcam the madame who's goddamned
Walks up in dark to blow us kisses with her fan's fan

[lolgottagodoafinalbai]

[HotelSoap!]

Yeah.
You wanna be big?
You wanna grow big.

Revolutions all the time, people changing the world with crime.
With violence and anger, hunger, whatever.
I find that ridiculous, if not meticulous.
I do my best to guard my own premisis.

What's your name? What's your name fool?
What's my name? What's my name fool?
What's that sound? Who that be? Huh?
What's that sound? Who that be? Huh?
Where you come from? Where you come from?
Where I come from? Where I come from?
You think you're big? You think you're big kid?
I think I'm big. I think I'm big kid.
Is your desire to grow back again?
It's my desire to grow back again.
You came to the right place, I'll make you big.
I came to the right place, you'll make me big.
Now!

What's this? What's this? What's this? A trick with a twist?
Somebody do something, call somebody and make it quick.
I'm sorry. I lied. Just wanted. To guide. Everybody through this and go with the ride.

Pull the lever or whatever! Right now! Right now!
Pull the lever or whatever! Right now! Right now!
Better make it quick! Hey! Hey! Look down!
Better make it quick! Hey! Hey! Look down!
Get me out of this and now push the button!
Get you out of this and now push the button!
Come on! Come on! I'm big all of a sudden!
Come on! Come on! You're big all of a sudden!
What's going on? What's going on? I'm really scared!
What's going on? What's going on? You're really scared!
S-O-S! S.O.S. Please handle me with care!
S-O-S! S.O.S. Please handle you with care!
Now!

Kick it. Stick it. Lift it. Pick it.
You'll never see me scared, I'm straight up legit.
Always in control, I control my hood.
Taking care of business, and stopping crime for good.

I wasn't scared. You must've been dreaming.
You weren't scared. I must've been dreaming.
Better believe it. My mind, it's like a demon.
Better believe it. Your mind, it's like a demon.
I am the lord. Everybody knows my name.
You am the lord. Everybody knows your name.
I got it all. Cash, money, fame.
You got it all. Cash, money, fame.
Now back to busniess. You wanna grow big, right?
Now back to busniess. I wanna grow big, right.
Let's not waste no time. Here we go. Alright?
Let's not waste no time. Here we go. Alright?
Now!

Ho, ho. Yeah, you see?
I am the only micro master that garuntees and sees,
the final plot comming. No denying. So beware. But let me tell you son.
I'm really scared!

It'll never happen again! I promise! I promise!
It'll never happen again! You promise! You promise!
I'll do anything! A hug? A kiss?
You'll do anything! A hug? A kiss?
I don't know what to do! It's all because of you!
You don't know what to do! It's all because of me!
I enjoy my size. My charm too.
You enjoy my size. Your charm too.
Put me back, son. Come on, I gotta go.
Put You back, son. Come on, You gotta go.
Or I'm gonna miss my favorite TV show.
Or you're gonna miss your favorite TV show.
Now.

[Camcam281]

Camcam up there was beggin' I do a rap about her
"K, sure" I said with a smile that was sinister
'Cause with you Not Telling what your gender is
Though it could be awkward in the instance
That you really are a girl to which you suck it up and take it
And bake it in an Easybake, cookin' cakes
Maybe first you better cook a medium-rare steak

So now, bringin' pronouns that Feld0 argues with
Also a myth that he's 16, what a lying piece of--PLOT TWIST
We're now in Dan's brain tryin' to say sane
Among these god-like thoughts to which you are constrained
Can't move, HA, abstain your stain from my scary brain
Bein' pushed out through my blood veins like out of an airplane
Man, aren't we getting the Dan tour today, ya'don't say?
Causin' eyestrain when you squint to look through my windowpane
Rearrange the furniture daily to make you scatterbrained
We all scram when camcam the madame who's goddamned
Walks up in dark to blow us kisses with her fan's fan

[lolgottagodoafinalbai]

I'm a guy Dan. I thought you knew that!!!!!!!