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[Chaos]

What are your favorite jokes? I don't care what type of joke it is as long as it's appropriate enough. (You can tweek it if you want) I would leave racist jokes out of this though.

For example:

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's the similarity between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, aside from the eagle.

GET SOME MORE PEOPLE! MAKE OTHER PEOPLE LAUGH!

[Blake]

How many pages are in Hyrule Historia? 2.

[Goom]

Why did Simba's dad Die in the Lion King?
because he didn't MUVAS!

Hey atom I think I lost an electron
What? are you positive

Why don't you let a Pokemon into the bathroom with you ?
because it would Peek-at-u (pickachu)

Edited by Goomba, 28 November 2012 - 12:57 PM.

[Fiery]

Yo mama so stupid babies had to feed her.

Edited by Nintendo Fanboy, 28 November 2012 - 04:10 PM.

[nintendo3DS]

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

[Elric]

Why was Simba grounded?

Because he was lion!

Why wasn't he standing up?

Because he was lion!

[Joshua]

>> The joke was tricking you into thinking that I didn't post anything! <<

I wonder how many people will get this...

[Chaos]

Your mom jokes work too! Aaaaaaannnnnnd I guess you can post Chuck Norris jokes.

[Goom]

Your mom jokes work too! Aaaaaaannnnnnd I guess you can post Chuck Norris jokes.

NO there is a thread about your momma jokes

[Mitch]

Id tell jokes.... but all my jokes break the forum rules.... and are not smiled upon by most people in society.... so i wont tell any jokes

[Joshua]

Id tell jokes.... but all my jokes break the forum rules.... and are not smiled upon by most people in society.... so i wont tell any jokes

Someone thinking ahead on the Internet? Humanity is indeed improving. Good lad, Mitch.

[Chaos]

Id tell jokes.... but all my jokes break the forum rules.... and are not smiled upon by most people in society.... so i wont tell any jokes

Yeah same with most of mine.

NO there is a thread about your momma jokes

post em here too then! this is a joke thread, any joke works as long as it's appropriate.

[Mitch]

Heres one



What did the orphan with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

....

Spoiler

cancer

[Chaos]

Heres one



What did the orphan with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

....

Spoiler

cancer

I love that joke. Idc how unethical it is, it's still hilarious!

[Soul]

>> The joke was tricking you into thinking that I didn't post anything! <<

I wonder how many people will get this...

LMAO!

Edited by Emblem, 28 November 2012 - 04:28 PM.

[Tom]

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?

"Robin, get in the car."

[Soul]

What do you call a hippy's wife?

Mississipi

[SoldMyWiiUAndLeftTheForums]

Two men walk into a bar, Ouch!

[Chaos]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that's sitting on a door step?

Whatever his name happens to be!

[Mitch]

If only Africa had more mosquito nets...

Spoiler

Then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes of dying needlessly from AIDS