Alph

(Keep in mind, I am reviewing the Premium Wii U.)


Hello there. I got my Wii U on Friday. I was really excited. I can't help but notice how small the box felt. It was a tiny bit heavy but the box wasn't as big as I thought it would be.
   That's not important anyway. I opened it all up and also noticed that the GamePad is MASSIVE! I think it's a bit too big that it's annoying when you're standing up and need to touch the touchscreen. I usually just lift my knee up and place the GamePad (holding it still, I don't want to drop it!) and touch the screen. Another thing I noticed is that the GamePad feels so comfortable. It's a dream to hold! Apart from that, I haven't got anything else to say about the GamePad.
Next up, the console itself! People said that the console is a real finger print magnet. I actually had no problems with finger-prints (that too with the GamePad!). The console is heavy but what do you expect? I love how there is a little white light indicating that there is a disc in there. Very handy!
The setup was actually quite fun. The update was long and tedious. Which was bad. I wanted to start playing Nintendo Land straight away! I made my Mii by taking a photo and making a few adjustments and I've got to say that making a Mii on the Wii U is so much fun! My one looks much better than my old Wii one.
The home page is really nice although I can't see Miiverse Miis, only Nintendo's (even know I am connected to Miiverse!). The loading is a bit annoying but it's not too bad.
The Miiverse is really good although I have seen some awful posts saying things like "febrheawgrhae" or "jgtfwebh". I have even seen foreign languages. I should think that Nintendo restrict Miiverse post to only your speaking language. I don't want to hear a German person moaning about Funky Barn.
  The loading times for games and quick and fast. My PS3 fanboy brother is really impressed with that (he loves the Wii U! I have converted him!).

I don't really have anything else to say. I will post my Nintendo Land review soon. Watch this space!

Absolutely awful. Worst console since the N64. I hate it. The Controller is bloody sticky and the touchscreen is horrible. The graphics are even worse than the NESes. I hope Nintendo go bankrupt.


























































































































































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Got a 3.5 from IGN.

These are absolutely fantastic. You are extremely talented!

Hilarious

Thanks. lol.

I really hope we do get it. PLEASE ROCKSTAR! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! By adults I mean people over 18 because people under 18 can't play it unless they live in America where it is 17 but I live in the UK where it's 18 and I'm only 13...FML.

Glad you like it and welcome to our fourms!

Hmmm. Black Ops 2 players receiving Mass Effect 2 games, LLOTR games are being replaced with demos, ONM uploads a GTA clip and Sony uploads a Bayonetta 2 clip. Dafuq is happening?

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I'm hyped for Ninty Land anyway...as you can see....

First there was CHICKEN NIPPLES and now there is CHEESE NIPPLES!

How is it a spoiler when you already know what comes in the box since last month?

I mean the packaging and leaflets.

I'm going to pass on the video. Then, when I open the box on November 18th, it'll be a surprise. The placement of everything will be a complete surprise. It's only 12 days, I can wait.

Oh gosh... your avatar...

I think the Wii U could sell at least 1 million by the end of this of January.

I'm worried. I really hope I get it on day one or I will backkflip into Mount Vesuvius. I've been waiting for ages to get a Wii U!

Don't insult other people's grammar, when you forget to put a space in between yoursentences.

That was only one mistake. It's readable.