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Horchata

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#263732 The factual, positive, promotion of CATONS!

Posted by Chaos on 27 December 2013 - 11:09 PM

"WOW DESU" - actual consumer quote after buying and trying a pair of Catons.

Many of you are probably asking, "what are these mysterious Catons?"

Well have I got news for you! It is a device that has been kept underground for 3 years now. You set it on top of your shoes and POOF! It ties your shoes for you! No more bending down and obliterating your spine while trying to tie your shoes! YES!

Now you guys are probably wondering, "You put in the title that there were positive facts about these devices of WONDER, where are they? desu"

WELL HERE THEY ARE!

Did you know that only 3 people a day go deaf from the intense screech that is emitted from this magical device! No more no less! If you buy one today, it will help us reach our goal 2.5 deaf people a day!

On average, 20 deaths are recorded from the use of this insanely awesome device called a Caton each week! THAT'S AN ALL TIME LOW!

And last but not least, 15-20 people per day have lost an arm or two from this amazing gift depending on the temperature outside! Can you say the same thing chain saws? NOPE!

Just think of all of those other daily devices you use and how many lives, arms or hearing abilities have been lost to said devices.

Buy today and support our funding for Mini Catons! Half the deaths, twice the pain! Tie your shoes on the go!

An accurate drawing of a Mini Caton on a shoe below.

BUY NOW FOR 6 EASY PAYMENTS OF 99.99 AND GET A SECOND ONE FOR FULL PRICE! Tie your shoes today!

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#263473 Secret Santa for Tom

Posted by MatrixChicken on 26 December 2013 - 07:10 AM

I know this wasn't meant for me, but it's beautiful. ;A;

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#263465 Secret Santa for Tom

Posted by Tom on 26 December 2013 - 04:52 AM

Hah, that is fantastic! Thank you and happy holidays. c:

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#263193 Secret Santa gift for Chicken

Posted by TriplePower on 24 December 2013 - 12:25 PM

Here you go, it took me some time to get this done. Hope it's not too bad.

High quality download

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#263199 Baskardi's Secret Santa Present :3

Posted by Mitch on 24 December 2013 - 12:53 PM

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#263202 Secret Santa 2013 for Sorceror12

Posted by Tom on 24 December 2013 - 01:11 PM

I don't normally draw things with human proportions, nor have I ever used watercolor paints before, so please pretend that it's good, k? c:

I heard you like Neil Patrick Harris and magic, so...

I can mail you the physical copy if you want.

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#263153 Secret Santa Gift: To Sage

Posted by NintendoReport on 24 December 2013 - 09:48 AM

I have no talent in drawing. So this was delivered to Sage.

Merry Christmas to you and all..

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#260915 Secret Santa 2014 Interests/Ideas

Posted by NintendoReport on 13 December 2013 - 04:35 AM

Picture of girls.

Merry Christmas

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#259238 400,000 year old human DNA found. Evolution!

Posted by Zinix on 05 December 2013 - 09:20 PM

Scientists have found the oldest DNA evidence yet of humans’ biological history. But instead of neatly clarifying human evolution, the finding is adding new mysteries.

In a paper in the journal Nature, scientists reported Wednesday that they had retrieved ancient human DNA from a fossil dating back about 400,000 years, shattering the previous record of 100,000 years.

The fossil, a thigh bone found in Spain, had previously seemed to many experts to belong to a forerunner of Neanderthals. But its DNA tells a very different story. It most closely resembles DNA from an enigmatic lineage of humans known as Denisovans. Until now, Denisovans were known only from DNA retrieved from 80,000-year-old remains in Siberia, 4,000 miles east of where the new DNA was found.

The mismatch between the anatomical and genetic evidence surprised the scientists, who are now rethinking human evolution over the past few hundred thousand years. It is possible, for example, that there are many extinct human populations that scientists have yet to discover. They might have interbred, swapping DNA. Scientists hope that further studies of extremely ancient human DNA will clarify the mystery.

“Right now, we’ve basically generated a big question mark,” said Matthias Meyer, a geneticist at the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany, and a co-author of the new study.

Hints at new hidden complexities in the human story came from a 400,000-year-old femur found in a cave in Spain called Sima de los Huesos (“the pit of bones” in Spanish). The scientific team used new methods to extract the ancient DNA from the fossil.

But the DNA did not match that of Neanderthals. Dr. Meyer then compared it to the DNA of the Denisovans, the ancient human lineage that he and his colleagues had discovered in Siberia in 2010. He was shocked to find that it was similar.

“Everybody had a hard time believing it at first,” Dr. Meyer said. “So we generated more and more data to nail it down.”

The extra research confirmed that the DNA belonged on the Denisovan branch of the human family tree.

The new finding is hard to reconcile with the picture of human evolution that has been emerging in recent years based on fossils and ancient DNA. Denisovans were believed to be limited to East Asia, and they were not thought to look so Neanderthal-like.

Based on previously discovered ancient DNA and fossil evidence, scientists generally agreed that humans’ direct ancestors shared a common ancestor with Neanderthals and Denisovans that lived about half a million years ago in Africa.

Their shared ancestors split off from humans’ lineage and left Africa, then split further into the Denisovans and Neanderthals about 300,000 years ago. The evidence suggested that Neanderthals headed west, toward Europe, and that the Denisovans moved east.

Humans’ ancestors, meanwhile, stayed in Africa, giving rise to Homo sapiens about 200,000 years ago. Humans then expanded from Africa into Asia and Europe about 60,000 years ago. They then interbred not only with Neanderthals, but with Denisovans, too. Later, both the Denisovans and Neanderthals became extinct.

http://www.nytimes.c...eries.html?_r=0

Lets get a discussion going.,

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#259243 400,000 year old human DNA found. Evolution!

Posted by TriplePower on 05 December 2013 - 10:27 PM

It is just a theory after all, they shouldn't be surprised that their assumptions didn't turn 100% right. The evolutionary biology itself has many flaws.