I just wrote a giant letter to you in a post but I accidentally pushed a button and it was deleted so I just tell you the gist of it. You will suffer Mr.DataStealer, Public enemy number one. You will suffer in prison, and when you can never eat cake or ice cream or fried chicken again. You will remember every year on the anti-you parade, when you disappointed the children, you will remember when you messed with WisdomPowerCourage.
That happens for a day. Then, I arrest WPC for bad spelling and grammar. The parade will be cancelled, and you'll be free to go. Also, take some Rupees with you.
I would normally do 1-100, but that would go too fast. How about 1-1,000,000,000?! Now THAT will take a while. Don't worry, I'll tell you if it's too low or too high. In fact, I'll keep track of your guesses here: