God damnit, Cory! I told you stop this or so help me God, I'mma come over and hit you with my ring hand!

 

(I love you really)

Ayy, thanks budeh. 

AYY AGAIN!

MY POST GOT 5 LIKES AND NOW IT SAYS POPULAR. IN YOUR FACE SUCKAS.

You broke the censor. Bye.

If it was a bad word, why wasn't it blocked or replaced?

I normally just use report, but since you still don't understand the concept, spammy pieces of carp like this, go in ROLEPLAY.

This is the café, not a spam forum.

 

Do mods not pm you telling you why your post was moved?

Nope not usually. Sorry, didn't know it was spam. Also, you spelled crap wrong.

old

Cory, you a busta.

Flash is old and outdated unfortunately Most browsers are starting to switch towards HTML5 nowadays. Maybe the site that you need will consider moving to HTML5 It wouldn't make much sense for Nintendo to move backwards instead of actually evolve. Am I Right? XD

Hope it helped

I love this game but tough as nails at times. Maybe I should also get it on Wii U. Wii U version actually has checkpoints.

The first parts are pretty easy I guess. During the later levels though, I want to rage. Do you know how I unlock the moon levels? I just started playing the other day

Hey, the Wii U is still is still in it's beginning stages. You never know what might happen...

Exuuuuuuuuse me princess but they are lame

I cry tears. :'(

The meaning of life. And used condoms.

Here are some Legend of Zelda pickup lines I found while surfing the interwebs. Take a look, maybe you'll be able to use some in the future:

Do you have the Mirror Shield? Because I can really see myself in your tunic.

Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you've been running though my mind all day.

What's a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this?

You light my Deku Stick on fire.

I'm not possessed by Majora's Mask, I'm just crazy for you.

I'd better put on my Goron tunic, because you're too damn hot.

I wanna make you wetter than the Zora Temple.

You should come back to my place. My master sword needs to be polished.

You're not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time.

How 'bout you come back to my place and I show you my Longshot

Hey baby, can I buy you a potion?

Baby, I've been Z-targeting you all night.

I'd better buy a bigger bag, because you are the BOMB!

I must have defeated a boss, because I just found a heart container.

Want to fuse Kinstones? I'd bet they fit perfectly.

Are you a Deku Nut? Because you're stunning me.

I'm gonna be Bigocto this time, and I'm gonna suck you up.

You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth.

You are hotter than Din's fire.

Sorry if some of them weren't appropriate Please remove them if you feel like they don't fit. Do you have any Zelda or gaming-related pickup lines? Post them below:

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Nintendo should take all of these easter eggs and put them in a game called Easter Eggs and release this coming Easter.

LOL. Good idea. I would actually play that XD

wtf? two minagas? reported!

Two Minagas? Impossibru!

wateva haters. It's not spam. Just good content for the gaming community. If you don't understand what that is, then too bad. Deal with it guys

Here's the interview I promised you all. Hope you guys enjoy

Always Nintendo recently got the chance to interview Game Developer, Nami Tentou Mushi! If you’re not familiar with them, check out this interview and you’ll be going crazy over their games in no time!

AN: Hey Nami! Thanks for taking the time out to interview Always Nintendo! Would you be able to introduce yourselves and tell us about the origin of your company?

Well I’m Christopher Arnold and I’m the founder of NAMI TENTOU MUSHI. I handle most of the work besides most SFX and all the music. The company was literally created to satisfy Nintendo’s need for a formed company, although we created it after we were accepted as Nintendo Wii U developers, so it’s obvious that isn’t a concrete requirement anymore. Prior to this, it was just me making some random Android apps. I decided that PING was popular enough in the Android store to consider doing this full time.

AN: You’ve mentioned on your site that Nami Tentou Mushi is a type ladybug. Why did choose it as the name of your company? Is there any meaning behind it?

When I was thinking of a name, I wanted it to be Japanese because most of the games that influence me are from Japan. Another requirement of mine was it to be a very unique name that would give us really high visibility in search engines. If you search now, NAMI TENTOU MUSHI will literally show us instead of the original ladybug now. The ladybug is actually the same specific breed that was brought to America for pest control. I thought it was appropriate since we are an America based company with game design influenced by eastern games.

AN: Nami Tentou Mushi is known for their Ping game series. Would you be able to tell us a bit about the game(s)?

PING is basically a remix of PONG. PONG didn’t have much except the simple pong physics and bouncing back and forth with a paddle. We took that bouncing block idea and turned it into a puzzle style game. Some people have compared it to mini golf and I find that description pretty accurate. You had 1 shot to make the cube to the orange and you had to count your bounces too to make sure you didn’t bounce too many times on the way there. The graphics are extremely faithful to the Atari (minus the 8 bit orange) and it ran very well on all Android devices because it was such a low demanding game.

AN: What are some improvements made in Ping 1.5+? Do you have a idea of when it might be released?

With PING 1.5+ we added the ability for more shots and raised the challenge more. The boss stages were added that weren’t in the original too. They are remixed stages of popular Atari classics. But we’ve made them unique enough to PING to not be just a copy. We made sure to be original with our content. The release date is before the end of May. Things are starting to wrap up with the game and we are in the final process with the last few stages. Don’t expect to have to wait much longer for it.

AN: How did your experience developing with Nintendo differ from developing with other consoles and devices?

It honestly was really easy to add Nintendo Wii U to our development cycle. We started using Unity to make it easier to port PING to iOS and Android. During the work on that we got accepted as a Wii U developer and started reading up on their API from them. It was really easy to work with it along with Unity. We are actually still reading through OUYA’s and having a bit more of a time with that than Wii U’s. So I wouldn’t say they are hard to develop for. They have done their duty to try to lower the barrier of development for indies. I was also able to have something running on it within the first hour of receiving the SDK. It was an exhilarating experience.

AN: What are some games that inspired you to go out and create Ping?

I wanted to try and make a game that would be simple enough for me to make on my first try and be fun on a mobile phone. The most popular game on mobile devices at the time was Angry Birds. It uses only touching for input, yet it was engaging enough to keep users’ attention for hours. I made sure to come up with a control scheme that used only touch and PONG with an aiming cursor is where I ended up landing with that idea. The Atari graphics came in because of my lack of art skills. Then I ended up finding it charming and skipped having an artist pretty up the game.

AN: Who are the developers that most inspired you to become a game developer?

Shigeru Miyamoto is one of the most obviously inspirational directors out there. I’ve always looked up to Hideo Kojima and Goichi Suda. They all create extremely unique games and the gameplay is always first. It’s important that the gameplay is fun, otherwise you can’t immerse yourself in the experience. Suda has always had a knack for creating unique, funny, and crazy games. Shadows of the Damned and No More Heroes have really stuck with me. It doesn’t take itself too seriously and manages to be overwhelmingly fun! Hideo Kojima is someone I admire for being very wide ranged in his abilities. His love of particular music and film making shows in his games and it’s a really unique experience that I haven’t seen elsewhere. I grew up along that same path, considering making films someday but it ended up turning to video game design for me.

AN: Do you have any titles in development that you would like to tell Nintendo fans about? If not, did you have any ideas for games you might bring to a Nintendo console in the future?

Sorry, nothing to reveal yet. Ideas are being thrown around though. We do want to bring more games to Nintendo Wii U.

AN: Can we expect to see a Miiverse community coming anytime soon for the Ping games?

The community will come closer to launch once we start initiating the lot check process with them. Then that ball will get rolling. We are looking forward to reading the community’s opinion on our game.

AN: Do you have any plans to integrate online multiplayer into your titles?

The only online multiplayer aspect that we’ve considered implementing is leaderboards, but we aren’t even sure of that yet. We have lots of features we want to put in, but we can’t justify working more than a few months on the game. Updates and sequels are useful for this purpose. For future games, we may include online multiplayer but only if it’s appropriate.

AN: Finally, what do you want to say to gamers that still aren’t sure about purchasing your games?

If you aren’t sure about purchasing the game, we’ll be offering demos of PING 1.5+ on both iOS and Android so you can try before you buy. Also, original PING is free on Android with ads. You’ll be able get a proper feel of the game before buying. We want to make sure you’ll enjoy the game before you make that plunge to buy it. Or you could just throw your money at us. That’s okay with us too.

Who should I interview next? 

WUF IS 2 KEWL 4 SKEWL,

Well, advertising ones self is the only way to get any kind of views on the internet. I know that all too well.

Yeah. That's hard to do XD. I wasn't trying to self-promote though. Contributing to the community. 

i want ur job plz

Cory, you a busta.

Do you ever not try and promote yourself?

Explain to me, how is contributing content to the community self-promotion?

My question is how he managed to convince someone at Nintendo he deserved to start getting review copies of things. :/

Because my site is actually good now. WUCF was just a test.

WHO AM I KIDDING? WUCF was so pro er mah gerd.

So I was recently playing my review copy of Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, and I came across an interesting Easter egg! It’s a reference to The Legend Of Zelda that many fans of the franchise SHOULD recognize. If you are not, however, familiar with the reference, take a look at the image below:

Multiple parodies have been made, so I’ll post a few just for the laughs:

If you want, you can also check out some of the other Easter Egg’s that appear in the game right here! Found any other references? Parodies? Post them below!

Wait, why have you suddenly started acting like everyone else on this website? It was kinda refreshing to see you posting, well, you know, useful information. Also, what's with the Mignaga ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) name?

Sorry about that XD I'll go ahead and post another developer interview right now

#Frugal

Stop being obnoxious and read the book...

Hey guys! I just got my review copy of Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze and it came with a Club Nintendo code! I don't really participate in that stuff as much as I used to so I figured doing a giveaway would help! To enter, just post a message below saying why you love Donkey Kong and I'll send you the code! Easy as pie. If you have any questions about the game too, feel free to ask below. Best of luck!

Jelani435, Jelani435, Jelani435

This one is different from the Reggie petition lol. If Square sees enough demand for a game on a specific console, they'll definitely make the change