If there was a back door to the house.. I wonder if it's possible to bypass his lecture. That, or plant a metal tile over where he spawns from and get a thrill off of him attempting to dig over that.

oh wow guiz theres a pro elite MHU player whos godly and is bettr then erry singel pursun lul les be his friend cuz we sux and kant fend for ourself becuz were nubs.

Welp. Now I know how you people play MHU 'legitimately'. Good thing I'm a noob who will never succeed in MHU! Oh gigglesnort. Oh el oh el and such because that is so hilarious, girlfriends!

Please. I don't even know who this "Cerberus" person is. How could I be jealous over someone I don't know. Orly? I'd rather be a noob at the game than rely on someone who's a Monster Hunter nut. Did it ever occur to you that there are others who excel at the game as well?

Aww, 'das cute. I love you all too. <3 Not really. Get out.

You obviously didn't get the joke that Cerb is the resident Monster Hunter nut.

Oh I saw the joke. I just  decided to bypass that and hmm... I guess, perhaps put my own legitimate input against it?

Or you could actually, I don't know.. put effort into playing the game instead of relying on someone? You can't simply rely on assistance all of the time. Especially since most people who play online are selfish and expect others to do their HR quests.