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I never listen to music, really. When I am, though, I like classic rock and some metal, as long as it isn't screamo. Usually I am forced to listen to crappy modern music.

#63723 Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Posted by Jakester897 on 26 February 2012 - 05:59 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

Granted, but every device you could play it on vanishes from the face of the earth.

I wish the Earth was a cube.

#63383 Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Posted by Jakester897 on 24 February 2012 - 08:42 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

Granted, but nobody enjoys it, including you.

I wish I could write good poems.

#63371 Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Posted by Jakester897 on 24 February 2012 - 07:34 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

Granted, but you get fatal cancer from playing too much.

I wish I had a dog.

#75853 Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Posted by Jakester897 on 29 April 2012 - 10:10 AM in Roleplay and Forum Games

Granted. You have the paparazzi stalking you 24/7. You'd better close your windows and lock the doors when showering.

I wish my shower was humongous.

#65200 Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Posted by Jakester897 on 06 March 2012 - 06:20 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

Granted, but there is exactly one kind of block in the game.

I wish I could try a Wii U right now.

#63365 Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Posted by Jakester897 on 24 February 2012 - 06:46 PM in Roleplay and Forum Games

Granted. You get an invincible 3DS that can withstand blowing up, can reflect pee back to where it came from, doesn't become self aware, doesn't get taken from you, doesn't have broken buttons, has unlimited battery life, has a tacking device so you can find it if it is lost, has fully functional 3D, exist in an era where 3D exists, has a working card slot, isn't behind a impenetrable force field as a display model with a creepy smiley face under it that said "Hi GameCube", doesn't get boring, and doesn't have you suck all the fun out of the game, filling your room with a deadly neurotoxin, but it is behind a impenetrable force field as a display model with a creepy smiley face under it that said "Hello, GameCube"

I wish I was a millionaire for the rest of my life.

#75430 Ask Elric

Posted by Jakester897 on 27 April 2012 - 04:17 PM in The Café

What is the most difficult test you have ever taken?

Why do you consider yourself albino? Does light harm you? Are you very pale?

Since you are golden, have you ever chopped off a part of yourself, sold it, then used your powers to regenerate?

Are you glad for High Definition?

Hypothetically, could you build your own computer?

#123784 Ask Elric

Posted by Jakester897 on 02 November 2012 - 02:25 PM in The Café

Is there some kind of golden albino wizardly cure for the common cold?
Do you make potions? If so, what kind?
Are you angry at the Harry Potter series for portraying wizards incorrectly?
Do you know any celebrities?
Do you think that rap music poorly influences the behavior of teenagers?
Do you believe that video games are an art form?
Have you ever hit your hip on a table and then it hurts really badly for some reason?
Do your hands get wrinkly after a large amount of time in water?
Do you believe that Polybius existed?
Is the Snuggie genius or crap?

#75728 Ask Elric

Posted by Jakester897 on 28 April 2012 - 08:17 PM in The Café

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

If you had a girlfriend, what would you want her name to be and why?

What's your favorite letter out of any Latin alphabet?

Do you think kids get smarter, dumber, or neither as the generations go on?

Do you enjoy reggae music?

Who's your favorite person (besides yourself) with an 'e' in their name?

Which decade, out of the ones you have lived through, is your favorite so far?

Has a family member of yours ever died?

Do you believe the Wii U will sell as much as the Wii?

Is 3D overrated?

Have you ever seen something really major happen because of a small action?

How many Irish people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Are you offended by "yo mamma" jokes?

#75844 Ask Elric

Posted by Jakester897 on 29 April 2012 - 09:55 AM in The Café

Have you ever lied about liking something you didn't really like?

Do you think you could have enjoyed using keystrokes to operate your computer?

Can animals think?

Why does the symbol for Cancer the Crab in the Zodiac look like a 69?

Can you do a back flip?

Can you do a front flip?

Can you do a side flip?

Do you believe in evolution?

Do you believe that some people haven't yet fully evolved from their previous forms?

Why do some video games take longer to load than others?

Cartridges or discs?

Could you climb the monkey bars as a kid?