You know what you should do you should walk up to a random girl and ask if they will accept a gift and once they say yes you whip out a box with your thang in it and start singing my dick in a box and ask them if they will accept this gift I promise this works 69% of the time all the time

shots fired shots fired!!!! what did he do?

Am I doing it right?

you sir have won...

hurt: princess peach

heal: samus

Was the dub any good? I've heard that they pronounce Mikasa weird

You might be talking about this: 

 

It's basically what the Xbox One will be doing in a few months time with cloud computing. Interesting..

I believe it is thank you very much

I expect cross game voice chat some sort of cloud type business even if it's small remember that one thing that either Nintendo bought or they did something regarding cloud not to long ago can't exactly remember also I'm hoping some type of account recovery where if your 3ds/WiiU is stolen you can recover your account and download the titles you bought from the e-shop also N64/Gamecube virtual console games I don't expect most of this stuff this is a wishlist

when 3rd parties are this lazy, half-assed, and cowardly, I can't say it should surprise people why most games bought on Nintendo systems are made by Nintendo.

its not that they are cowardly its that the WiiU has an install base of like 3.5 million and for games that have a niche audience, unless Nintendo pays them, what sense does it make to bring a game to the WiiU if there is not going to be any profit. Also, it's on Nintendo for making a significantly weaker console making it hard for the 3rd parties to make games for the console.

I think the Super Mario 3D Land/World games are worse than the New Super Mario Bros games.

I think Skyrim is "a piece of crap with a lot shiny things stuck to it" as some guy I can't remember once said. A game with a poor foundation that can't hold itself under pressure.

I think 3D Zelda games are terrible at open worlds. So much empty space everywhere.

I hate Assassins Creed with a passion.

Kingdom Hearts has a terrible plot and sub-par combat.

Hanako's route didn't make me cry, Lilly's route was dumb and Katawa Shoujo is a boring, poorly written Visual Novel.

Pokemen sucks.

Limbo sucks.

Journey sucks.

Fez sucks.

Super Meat Boy is one of the easiest platformers I've played. At least the game doesn't just outwardly suck like most of the indie masterpieces.

 

I've got plenty of controversial opinions. I'm sure some of you hate me now.

how dare you insult katawa shoujo besides having anime boobs in it I love Katawa shoujo but yeah I can't agree with you more on journey 

I enjoyed the Conduit 2 single player more than I did Black Ops. I also think it has better weapons.

OMG GEORGE  WASHINGTON IS GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD but seriously the writers of that story had to be high but I did enjoy the single player besides the ending

 

Skyrim is a prime example of a bad game. Ugly in aesthetics,graphics. Full of bugs and glitches that should not be forgiven and same crappy combat from Morrowind. ESII was the last good ES game.

 

 

why does skyrim get so much crap by no means was it the best ES game but controversial opinion I liked it better than morrowind but also when you say it has the same battle system as morrowind that's just factually wrong it's not an opinion the battle systems are just different

Nintendo can actually do better not all there home console problems are the fault of 3rd party developers.

I agree Nintendo has more potential then any other gaming company with the best IP's but they refuse to make games for them like star fox, f zero, advanced wars,eternal darkness(kind of), earthbound( WHY YOU NO SEQUALLLLZ), golden sun and many more

Nintendo home consoles are slowly getting worse and worse sales and games wise excluding the wii because I think it is the worst Nintendo home console but it still sold extremely well so best being SNES I didn't play original NES so no opinion to the wii which is the worst in my opinion and it is too early to tell but just from how it has started out I feel like the WiiU  may follow the same trend but who knows I hope it doesn't

I have had most of the Nintendo consoles over the years, but there has been a decline in the third party games for each subsequent Nintendo console, i now can no longer justify buying a £250+ console for a handful of games over the consoles lifetime.

 

People keep going on about how bad CoD & FIFA etc are as they are just the same game over & over again but with better graphics, but with the WiiU all we have heard from Nintendo is "for the first time ever you can play Mario, Zelda, Pikmin, Kart (insert any-other Nintendo franchise here)" NSMBU is basically the same as SMB on the NES the only game in the series that have been different is Mario 64, Sunshine & the two Galaxy games, the same can be said for all the other Nintendo first party games, well most of the old ones anyway.

 

GTA 5 will be the biggest selling game of the year no doubt followed by CoD, why don't Nintendo make games that appeal to this huge & wide audience ?

Name one WiiU game that is a generation defining exclusive ?

http://www.vgchartz.com/gamedb/

this is a list of all the highest selling games of all time and look at how Nintendo owns the first 15 slots on that list. Also Mario Galaxy is the highest rated exclusive of all time ever there is no exclusive rated higher than it. I do agree with you on the same old game new graphics thing though

you can take eight games out of that fifteen because they are on DS, GB, NES etc just Nintendo have been around longer than Playstation or Xbox, there is a hell of a lot of sequels in the Nintendo list to, Nintendo consoles over the years have been losing the depth & range of games on the platform.

"GTA 5 will be the biggest selling game of the year no doubt followed by CoD, why don't Nintendo make games that appeal to this huge & wide audience ?"

                  -alan666

your point being that Nintendo games don't sale as good as Gta or Cod,at least thats what I got from it, and I give you a list of the top selling games of all time containing mostly Nintendo games also Nintendo should make more no IP's I agree with you but you moved the goal post

And whose fault is it for sitting on their ass and not releasing product which could have helped raise the install base? Oh, right, 3rd parties. If you want sales, if you want something to grow, YOU HAVE TO MAKE AN EFFORT. It is NEVER delivered to you on a silver platter.

 

And another thing, when the HELL did companies start caring so much about power? The PS1 was dead last in the the power department, same thing with the PS2 (the original XBox for instance was several times more powerful than the PS2), and the 360 wasn't on the same level as the PS3 and yet 3rd parties happily gave that preferential treatment for the initial 7th gen years. And I don't even need to explain the royal asskickings that Nintendo's handheld division gave each of its competitors. It used to be that developers just worked with something regardless of processing power, so where the HELL did this sudden hunger for power come from?

 

Nothing about the actions of 3rd parties makes any sense to me. The only conclusion I can come to for their sudden stupidity and change in priorities is that they've all been huffing paint for the past few years.

Its Nintendos fault because they expect every 3rd party developer to want the WiiU succeed but in reality they don't care all company's care about is the money and you're right devs don't care about graphics they care about making a profit and what could devs do on the PS2, they could make a huge profit because of the PS2 had a huge Install base and the thing is that the Wii was so far behind the competition and so is the WiiU with the ps4 having 4x the ram and the xbox having 5x the ram so even if Nintendo gave them the money it might not even be possible to put the game on the console for ex: there is no possible way Mass Effect 3 would run on the original Wii also have you not noticed that 3rd party devs hate Nintendo so why would devs want to put there game on the WiiU,made by a company they hate and also make no profit 

there is a bigger buzz around GTA V than 101 or Zelda, thats what i am saying.

 

I don't know I think once the first reveal of WiiU Zelda comes out I think there will be more hype over that especially because they stated they wanted to change up the Zelda formula but yeah 101 basically no one is talking about it

I agree with you but, for people who can only get one console and want the Nintendo exclusives it sucks because then they can't play some of the great multiplatform games like GTAV 

Weren't you guys getting excited based off the fact Smash/ X/ Bayo 2 would get shown? Now people are moving the goal post and saying the Direct sucked because they didn't show Yarn Yoshi. 

 

Perhaps people have gotten so spoiled with these Direct presentations, Nintendo keeps raising the bar each one and they're expecting more? 

We still don't have a release date and I was excited for the X and Mario kart trailers but it sucks that I had to trudge my way through 30 minutes of 3ds games that don't excite me 

well that was just so bland the first 30 minutes of it were so boring to watch the only thing that made this direct interesting was the X gameplay 

for people who had stream problems watch it on youtube next time it's much smoother than Ustream

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zelda will be the game that show the wii u true power

I would prefer 60fps and 1080p then something great looking

probably a combanation of both but I'm not a tech guy either so...

I think macs are great for old people. No seriously. I convinced my mom who is now 74 in 2010 to buy a Macbook for a computer because of the smaller threat of a virus. The little white laptop is still kicking tho did have to replace the HDD and power cord last 3 years. Still it's worked out good for her as so many people esp at her age have a tenancy to click things in emails and somehow get bad crap. To me it's easy NOT to get one on Windows but old people with computers are like kids wither everything else. They find a way to break it even if that thing could survive a bomb.

valid point, but for the purposes of gaming Mac's are terrible in comparison 

iMac vs Laptop ... Not a fair way to compare prices. Of course, you hating Apple you would do that.

Apple's lowest MacBook Air comes with Intel i5 and 128GB of Solid State HD. Go to Dell, and a similar option is 1249.99 (http://www.dell.com/...123098073120601) which has the same processor same ram same HD. Just different MORE EXPENSIVE price.

Plus, the MacBook Air has one the best battery life. And with the magnetic charge port you'll never worry about that port breaking. I don't know if the Dell has a backlit keyboard, but every Apple MacBook does. It's always the small things that make Apple the better choice. And in this case, it's also the cheaper option.

I don't hate apple I have an Iphone and I've used a mac book pro I loved it for casual use like internet and pron hehe. but for gaming there is just way cheaper with better spec'd options for $1149 here ( http://us.ncix.com/p...SI&promoid=1208 )

 is a laptop with a better cpu a better gpu plus Windows which for gaming crushes especially because Mac OS is a resource hog (but so is Windows compared to Linux but Linux has no games so it doesn't matter) and if we go to Desktops custom build is all I have to say for way less I could build a computer that is way better than the iMac