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#1 Ninty64X

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Posted 07 December 2013 - 06:37 AM

 

In an attempt to either keep rabid gamers fed or just knock as down one more peg, UK retailer GAME has introduced the Christmas dinner in a can. Called the Christmas Tinner, this disgusting amalgamation of waste contains every food group you'll need for the holiday's. Here is the breakdown.

 

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Source: http://www.screwatta...s-dinner-can-uk

 

This is probably one of the most disgusting "foods" I've ever seen. It's like if every bad canned food, microwave meal, and airline food came together to form a monstrosity that I'm pretty sure no one could actually digest, let alone keep in their body for 5 seconds. I don't think even the most extreme of gamers could stomach this. Just eat some real food for the holidays and go away from the games a bit, also don't forget the Christmas pudding, which is far more delicious then whatever is shown here. 


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Posted 07 December 2013 - 08:15 AM

Jeez, that looks disgusting. Even worse, you know how ads for foods make them look better, this thing is actually gonna look worse for the poor soul who got one.



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Posted 07 December 2013 - 09:22 AM

Might buy that for our cat in an effort to stop the evil creature trying to eat our dinner.
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Posted 07 December 2013 - 10:08 AM

Lol Christmas MRE .

Does look sick tho. I would never eat it unless push comes to shove. I don't even like my foods touching lol. Call me picky but it's just how I am.


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Posted 07 December 2013 - 01:04 PM

They should've seperated the three sauces instead of bunching them together but other than that it is intriguing, though not neccissarily a good idea. Mcrowaving is not possible for multiple reasons (metal can, and the density means it won't cook evenly unless you dump it out which turns it into homogeneous slop). But if you can cook it slower (like stick it in the oven before you start a gaming marathon), you then can just eat i out of the can one layer after the other; and it might actually be pretty tasty.

 

Except the brussel spouts. but they are in stuffing so they may be fine.


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Posted 08 December 2013 - 06:08 AM

Delicious.

I can't wait to feed it to my enemies.


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