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[NintendoReport]

Desperate times call for desperate measures, you went off the edge didn't you

 

 

LOL. I actually think I woke up and found out I wet the bed. 

[Mewbot]

My weirdest dream was a recurring one, where I somehow ended up naked at school. I had to use my stealth skills to avoid being seen, but one of the hot girls always saw me. Always the hot ones...

 

 

LOL. I actually think I woke up and found out I wet the bed. 

I had worse. I had a dream, where I went to the toilet, I could swear it was real, but when I woke up there was poop on my desk. I had sleep walked to my desk, sat down on it, and pooped on it. But I could have sworn I got to the toilet, but that was just a dream.

 

Crazy stuff man.

 

I tried to tell everyone that it wasn't my poop, that it was someone else's or something because I could have sworn I went to the toilet, but upon closer inspection there was also some poop on my boxer shorts.

 

I hadn't even pulled them down when I was pooping on the desk.

This was when I was about 5, though. If it happened now then there'd be something wrong.

[magiciandude]

Well the oddest dream I had was when I was a chased by a monster. But it was no ordinary monster, it was a monster that lives by killing strong people, otherwise it dies. Anyways, this monster was chasing for reasons I don't remember. I think it was because the monster mistakingly thought I was a superhero (maybe I was wearing a Batman costume?) So anyways, as I continue to run, I see Christian Bale's Batman and I attempted to take off my mask. Somehow, it didn't work and CB Batman got away before the monster could see it. Then I remember taking refuge in a church, but I was not welcomed there because the people in the church knew now their lives were in danger as well. This Filipino man in the church was shouting angrily at me about that which I was responded by saying "I know I shouldn't say this in a church but I'll say it anyway" and then we both shouted at each other "**** you!" I don't remember what happens after, but yeah, very weird dream.

[Azure-Edge]

 

Lesbian pony sex train. 

[Auzzie Wingman]

I was being chased by 5th graders with machine guns through a suburban area, and when I got to an open field and starting flapping my arms like a dragon and flew away.

 

All my primary school friends became worshippers for whoever at an aztec temple complex, and there were snakes all over the floor that kept biting the crap out of you. Apparently a world conquest gig.

 

I had to disco battle with a polar bear. I won and opened a gate for whatever reason.

 

I was hunting a vampire with an axe in my townhouse which was 4 times the size of what this townhouse actually is.

 

I'm in some port town and in comes the biggest tidal wave of all time. Absolutely towering over everything, like 300 metres tall. And of course, I'm running from it and no one else is.

 

That dream I had where everyone lives on pontoons in the middle of nowhere.

 

My class was attacked at Questacon by something and me being the fat kid I was running at 1/5th the speed I actually can. Then I look down at my slow ass feet and curse them.

 

Shopping Malls of doom. Escalators only reaching halfway between two floors. Video games in stores that don't exist and I wake up thinking I actually bought them in real life. A lot of stairwells and elevators. Coming out the doors on the ground floor and the rooftop parking are on the same level outside. Scumbag travelators that are short of connecting where they need to. And handrails. What the hell is a handrail.

 

Open air cities. You got to Sydney and everything is a skyscraper. In my dreams, every city is like a bunch of roofless markets, and the only skyscrapers are 250 floor hotels. Actually there was an open air EB Games in what was supposed to be Town Hall that had a copy of FFXII.... except this dream happened before XII was a thing and it had the boxart of FFXIII. Spoopy. It also had some crappy subtitle like Dragons of the Mist or some crap and I was overhyped buying it. This isn't really a single dream, it keeps recurring but goes through different suburbs which look nothing like they are.

 

Oh, and I had a really crappy, crappy zombie apocalypse one. It was like playing a game. Except when it was on pause the zombies kept moving. This was before online shenanigans so consider me scared that time.

 

My older sister was possessed by a demon and I had to run across the road in my pyjamas and wait for the police.

 

Now this one is a doozy, because there is waaaay too many things I remember clearly. I got kidnapped by terrorists, and was put to work cleaning the smallest jail in the world in the middle of a middle eastern desert. I try to get out but well, when the furthest you can get away is a luxury house with a tennis court that's a bit that way and nothing else, you don't get far. Happy chaps laugh it of and drag me back to my duties. Then they get sieged with one of them fancy jet/helicopter vehicles and out pops friends and family in some pretty kicking military gear. Well, they aren't here to say hi. They shoot an arrow in my leg and drag me into the jellycopter. I immediately realise this is screwed to high heaven, so I roll out of the closing cargo hold and land into some trees a ridiculous drop below. It gets fuzzy here but next thing I know I'm in Alice Springs in the middle of Australia. Uluru is actually a robot factory and every Australian has been replaced with a robot. So now me and a partner that the description of which I've forgotten are out to **** **** up. You don't even know how many guns we brought to that party.

 

Okay, I'm done.