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[Hank Hill]

Granted...for 3 minutes.

I wish Sony wasn't so stupid. http://gamerant.com/...ta-mole-115972/

[Kardibask]

Granted, but soon their industry fills with the most intelligent people in the world. These minds have an idea to start manufacturing robots with AI that can create real feelings, the robots are neglected and soon turn rogue. A revolution begins with humans fighting for their lives and robots slowly taking over.

I wish I had a can of soda in my hand.

[Andy]

Granted, but the bottom has been cut out of it, and the pop falls out of it onto an area of your pants that makes it look like you peed.

I wish it was November 20th already, and I was playing Skyward Sword.

[Kardibask]

Granted, but the game is so awesome that your face melts. The pure win of the game then proceeds to transport you into the game...unarmed. Where you are soon killed by a Moblin

I wish for a bomb that can only explode when I type the word Blam.

[Andy]

Granted, but since you typed Blam in that last comment, it explodes, blowing you to pieces.

I wish for all my worldly desires to be fulfilled, with no down sides whatsoever.

[Waller]

Granted... Too bad you were transported to space.

I wish I had the power of *punch no jutsu*

[ThePumpkinKing]

Granted but you can only punch yourself.

I wish I was taller.

[Waller]

Granted, but you're mauled to death by a bear.

I wish wishing didn't get so hard after a while.

[StreetPassWanter]

Granted, but you became so hard, you..... died.

I wish for nothing.

[Waller]

O__________O That's just so... So... D:

Granted, but you died for saying something so awkward.

I wish I had a smiley that could properly express how I was.

[Garolymar]

Granted,

I wish I could time travel 170,000,000 years into the future.

[Waller]

Granted, but the sun ate everything 30 minutes ago

なたあからや

Yes, I do know that means nothing, lol.
I wish i knew japanese.

[GeneralCraezy]

Granted but now everyone speaks english instead.

I wish I could jump out of an airplane without a parachute and survive

Edited by GeneralCraezy, 25 November 2011 - 12:34 PM.

[Waller]

... But I know how to speak English, so jokes on you!

Granted, but you fall on lava.

I wish people would wish a certain wish.

[Brian6330]

Granted, but they start wishing for more than one certain wish.


Wish I was rick roll'd today.

[Andy]

Granted!


I wish I knew why some people saw this as an insult.

[Waller]

Granted!
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I wish I knew why some people saw this as an insult.

YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! YOU SHOULD HAVE LINKED IT LIKE THIS!

Granted, but the truth is so hard to believe, your head cracks.

I wish I had a real piano.

[Garolymar]

Granted, it is delivered to you at terminal velocity from 600 hundred feet above ground and lands on your head.

I wish I had $20.

[Waller]

Granted, but they're pesos, which equals to 1.50 dollars aproximately.

I wish my internet was faster.

[ThePumpkinKing]

Granted but so is your computer with legs!!! MUH HAHAHAHAHA!

I wish i had skyward sword.