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[Mitch]

You can all feel free to thank me; I saved the world from the wrath of the angry Mayan gods..

I did several ritualistic prayers until the clouds spread open, and they said unto me:

gods: "Thou hath brought attention unto yourself young Mitch"

Me: "The world cant end today oh great and mighty gods"

gods: "What shall you do to save your wretched planet from the wrath of our hands"

me: Anything you wish

gods: We sense a force so great and powerful within you young Mitch; would you be willing to sacrafice a large portion of this amazing gift?

me: which gift do you speak of oh great and mighty gods?

gods: why your gift of sexiness of course, as it far exceeds the levels of sexiness anywhere else in the universe, if you are willing to part with a portion of this sexiness we would be willing to spare you and your planet of our wrath

me: how large of a percentage are we talking about?

gods: a mere 80%

me:...

gods: your sexiness would still be great but you would no longer be the sexiest of all... that title would belong to the gorgeous Mr Ashton Kutcher, you would be #2 Mitch

me: I shall accept this deal you have offered to me

gods: very well; **drains sexiness**, your planet has been spared. Farewell great and noble Mitch

me: farewell gods...





So needless to say I am feeling rather weak and faint at the moment... Luckily everyone knows sexiness regenerates, so eventually I shall be back to my former glory of Sexy Mitch.

Just thought I would share with you the true reason we arent all dead.

[CNR]

This is still a better story than twilight.
Thank you mitch for sacrificing a majority of your sexiness to spare us! C;

[Nollog]

You're taking responsibility for Goku's spirit bomb?!

[Gruff]

We all know that Link saved the world.

Edited by GameCube, 21 December 2012 - 06:06 PM.