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So does this mean there will be another Circle Pad Pro?

You know what you should do you should walk up to a random girl and ask if they will accept a gift and once they say yes you whip out a box with your thang in it and start singing my dick in a box and ask them if they will accept this gift I promise this works 69% of the time all the time

 

 

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

This is the thread for discussing the most addicting game ever. 

 

Beware : Extremely addicting http://orteil.dashne.../cookieclicker/

 

"Yo, Ted."

"Yeah, Jed?"

"Like 12 people want this fighting game on the Vita."

"So...should we make it for the 3DS and Vita?"

"Depends, do we like making money?"

"Eh, money isn't that important."

"Alright, then. Delete all the assets for the 3DS version and completely make it from the ground up for the Vita."

 

^Conversation at Nicalis when making this decision

Bro, the last of us and beyond two souls obliterates x and anything else the Weak U currently has and will have.

Beyond 2 souls is a horrible looking joke that stretched itself way beyond the limits of its engine and suffered horribly.

The last of us has amazing art direction, but fails to match the strength of the wii u in several ways.

First and foremost, its not an open world game. 99% of what you see is just background, you cant actually go to it. Its set up similarly to metroid, you have 'large' set peices (though compared to x or even xenoblade, even these are microscopic, typically only the size of colony 9 or smaller, and just the city area) seperated by enclosed often tunnel like areas used to hide the streaming of the next outside area. Areas typically larger than this, like the exciting intro, are of a far, faaaaaaaar lesser quality, with extremely poor textures and assets naughty dog hopes you dont have time to notice because you are riding by in a car.

You cant see a point, and just fly straight to it like in x, in tlou, it doesnt really exist, often, its just a 2d backdrop, or psx level asset. It would also crash the system, as without culling all those unseen polygons, it would be far more than the system could handle.

Then theres the fact that X actually renders individual rocks and pebbles, while those details are simply drawn onto the textures of the last of us.

Then theres the small amount of characters allowed at once. While X shows herds upon herds of wildlife along with giant mechs and other players. TLOU never exceeds its dozen character cap. Less when large enemies like the bloater are around.

And on the subject of large, tlou's largest enemy gets stepped on by x's average mob size.

Then there is the fact x is a online multiplayer game. How does tlou multiplayer holdup to its single player? Ew, yeah....

And.... TLOU was a 500 man team with 4 years put into it.

X is a beta stage game that has just over a year.

DK won't sell well, it'll sell around 3 million at most.

Wii Fit U will completely bomb.

Wii Party U will absolutely without a doubt bomb a thousand times over, unless packaged with a second upad which it will not be.

The rest I mostly agree to.

 

That moment when selling 3 million copies at around $60 a piece is not selling well

 

That's 180,000,000 million dollars for those who don't math

I killed a man once.... With this Thumb

I think it'd be more fun if there was no censor, and people just got banned for using foul language.

Yep if you use it too much of course it could make you unhappy. I just use facebook for trolling

I always hated the flame princess x finn episodes anyway. I want to watch a fun cartoon, not some awkward teenage love thing.

It wasn't as weird in Regular Show, but I still hate when cartoons meant for minors go for the awkward love story crap. I find it kind of creepy. >.>

 

 

 

So... you didn't tell him that you needed cable to work the Microsoft cable box??? You should have told him!!!