My house burnt down when I used a pair of catons. Can I get a refund?
That was just the Catons telling you that it is time to get a new house!





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Posted by Chaos
on 27 December 2013 - 11:15 PM
How many per customer, because I want all of them.
You are in luck! For a simple arm and a leg you can buy as many of these machines as you want, that way you can get rid of your other arm and leg!
10/10 agree! You will not be happy with this device! Buy now!
Posted by Chaos
on 27 December 2013 - 11:09 PM
"WOW DESU" - actual consumer quote after buying and trying a pair of Catons.
Many of you are probably asking, "what are these mysterious Catons?"
Well have I got news for you! It is a device that has been kept underground for 3 years now. You set it on top of your shoes and POOF! It ties your shoes for you! No more bending down and obliterating your spine while trying to tie your shoes! YES!
Now you guys are probably wondering, "You put in the title that there were positive facts about these devices of WONDER, where are they? desu"
WELL HERE THEY ARE!
Did you know that only 3 people a day go deaf from the intense screech that is emitted from this magical device! No more no less! If you buy one today, it will help us reach our goal 2.5 deaf people a day!
On average, 20 deaths are recorded from the use of this insanely awesome device called a Caton each week! THAT'S AN ALL TIME LOW!
And last but not least, 15-20 people per day have lost an arm or two from this amazing gift depending on the temperature outside! Can you say the same thing chain saws? NOPE!
Just think of all of those other daily devices you use and how many lives, arms or hearing abilities have been lost to said devices.
Buy today and support our funding for Mini Catons! Half the deaths, twice the pain! Tie your shoes on the go!
An accurate drawing of a Mini Caton on a shoe below.

BUY NOW FOR 6 EASY PAYMENTS OF 99.99 AND GET A SECOND ONE FOR FULL PRICE! Tie your shoes today!
Posted by Kiba
on 24 December 2013 - 09:19 PM
This is my first secret santa on a forum so here it goes. This is for you Blake, I hope you enjoy it. Its Navi from Legend of Zelda. I did my own presentation of her, with feathers instead of insect like wings.
Also I lost my pen at the moment for my Surface so I did it all by hand, lol! The little gold symbol in bottom corner is my signature just in case you were wondering. I kinda owe you one for not doing it with my pen, felt bad but still had to make it.
Hope you have a Merry Christmas Blake! ![]()
Posted by TriplePower
on 24 December 2013 - 12:25 PM
Here you go, it took me some time to get this done. Hope it's not too bad.

Posted by Mewbot
on 12 December 2013 - 06:13 PM
Yeah, I probably should clarify my statement about Monster Hunter by pointing to this. It's a really hardcore RPG, but it's really fun with friends.
Yep. If you have friends to play with it makes getting into it much easier. Otherwise it's pretty unforgiving.
Posted by
Goom
on 10 December 2013 - 05:45 PM
Pink Floyd Pink Floyd Goombas Goombas Sour Patch Kids Cooking Cooking Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin and Pokemon.
Posted by
Nollog
on 06 December 2013 - 10:53 AM
Posted by Arioch
on 21 November 2013 - 04:12 PM
If you're looking for figmas, you will typically have to pay a lot for shipping out of country (unless its like some ebay shipping, which can be inconsistent).
It depends on what you're looking for. If it's common, ebay may be your best bet.
Other than that, you may try amiami, yesasia, mandrake (bought a few VNs from them, don't know about their figures), 1999, then there are a few hobby sites. If you're lucky, amazon might sometimes have it (but usually not).
Posted by
DANT3
on 19 November 2013 - 01:56 AM
It's a reference to the Denko Story.
It's long, and creepy, but also funny and worth your time
It's pretty famous on the interwebs, so I thought people might get it
In fact, the face I used Is practically only ever used in reference to that story; (´・ω・`) Is practically only ever used in reference to that story
That story was both the best and most horrific thing I've ever read. That face is now burnt into my brain...
"So good luck and don’t stab her!" ~Anonymous
Posted by
Nollog
on 19 November 2013 - 03:07 PM
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