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BanjoKazooie

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#230458 A WUF Forum member was potentially molested/raped by his parents tonight.

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 10 July 2013 - 05:36 AM

This makes me feel blessed to have a safe home and loving parents. I truly hope this isn't true, but if it is, I hope he can sum up the courage and call the cops. His parents need to be punished.


#230116 Do you think people under rate Nintendo's exclusives?

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 09 July 2013 - 06:08 AM

I don't think they are underrated at all. Everyone who buys Nintendo systems are buying them for the obvious Nintendo exclusives. Who in their right mind would get them for third party support, that is just a plus on their already amazing exclusives.
 
I do think that other people crap on Nintendo games a lot though and I really hate it. I know a few people who think that since Nintendo is cartoony and not realistic makes it stupid and for little kids and doesn't have any depth whatsoever because of it.
 
I don't know why all this Nintendo hate has started up in the past generation.

Why has Nintendo hate started up you say? Because the moms of the world bought their 12 year olds Xbox's and Call of Duty, and now the 12 year olds think that if it doesn't shoot an spurt blood, it is uncool. They think they are the "hardcore gamer" because they know how to move an analog stick so an Unrealistically big sight moves across a person an then.. THEY CAN PULL THE TRIGGER!!! How insane right?!? Man they are amazing gamers I tell you. If you meet any gamer over the age of 20 who is truly "hardcore" as in, has a true love for games and spends lots of money on them, they will at least respect Nintendo and their franchises.


#230018 EA: "Wii U is a Box that’s out of sync for EA’s online future"

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 08 July 2013 - 06:19 PM

I love offline experiences. Maybe that's why I have a wii u. Never been a fan of online. Prefer to not have 12 years olds telling me they want my mom's P*^%y. I don't like that social feel.


#228985 Kamiya concerned that Nintendo isn't marketing Wonderful 101 much at all

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 05 July 2013 - 07:55 AM

Nintendo is stupid for not advertising anything!!! When will they get it into their thick skulls that games and consoles need advertisement! No one I know knows what a Wii U even is!!!


#228964 Pachter: “Why Would Anybody Buy A Wii U?â€

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 05 July 2013 - 05:18 AM

Why would someone buy a wii u pachter says. Well, I love Nintendo games and I love free online. That's why.


#228938 Is the Wii U being sabotoged?

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 05 July 2013 - 02:31 AM

The only way to sabotage Nintendo is to destroy their first party games,  which isn't happening. As long as they have great first party exclusives, everything else is just a bonus.


#228329 Lets buy Rareware

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 02 July 2013 - 03:33 PM

Yes it is.

People could deny it all they want, but Retro and Rare are very similar.

how so? Rare made countless amazing top selling games with fun quirky characters and amazing stories. Retro has made 3 primes that couldn't live up to the originals, and DKCR which also didn't live up to the originals WHICH WERE MADE BY RARE! Retro has a far way to go to prove their talent, they haven't even made a new IP yet! Rare had Banjo, killer instinct, conker, battletoads, and they made donkey kings and 007s as well! Retro has nothing in common with Rare other than the DKC series, which they just followed the footwork left by Rare, while adding little worthwhile to the game other than their stupid Tiki enemies. KREMLINs FTW!


#228190 XBox One or PS4?

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 02 July 2013 - 06:41 AM

I would buy the PS4, it's cheaper, more powerful, and has better exclusives. Also, I don't trust Microsoft anymore, what will stop them from selling 40 million consoles and then reversing their policies? Nothing. They already did a quick reversal, and I wouldn't be surprised if they did another one.


#227910 Iwata is fed up with inaccurate reports in the media

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 01 July 2013 - 07:14 AM

That's the problem with media outlets these days. To much BIAS and not enough reporting of facts and qualified sources to back up the stories.
 
This isn't just happening with Nintendo, but many companies... and it spreads far outside just the gaming industry.

when your post was "Tha" I reported it. So if a mod sees it he should know that I reported before it was edited.

The media has always hated Nintendo. They have always sought for them to fail. But as you can see, Ninty is run by wonderful people, yet the media still hates them. Oh, but Microsoft is a god in the medias eyes... The media SUCKS


#227682 A Breakup Letter To Xbox

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 30 June 2013 - 10:12 AM

That was extremely funny, and it says what everyone is thinking. I think X1 is the console that kicks Microsoft out of the business they never belonged in in the first place.


#226826 Lets buy Rareware

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 27 June 2013 - 11:40 AM

We can buy the i.p.s and get the super mario galaxy team to make a banjo threeie

no. Just no. The super mario galaxy team would butcher Banjo Kazooie. They would make it a linear no exploration piece of crap like they did with the 3D Mario's. Let someone who would make it just like and HD version of the originals with no new gimmicks that ruin the feel of the game. I don't want to become Cat banjo, I want to be BanjoKazooie. Just. BanjoKazooie. I want large environments that are quirky and I want British humor. I want googley eyes put on every animate object that shouldn't be animate. I want grunt noises and all the old moves to return. And I swear if there is even a PICTURE of a vehicle I will horse scat on the disk and blow it up with dynamite. I also want Jolly Roger to be staring at my arse and moving his webbed polished hands in his quirky way. Banjo Threeie would be crap if it didn't have these core elements. Also Jiggy and Note collectables. This would not be done by the galaxy team. The galaxy team would make Banjo a linear crap of a game. Rant over.


#226459 Conan O Brien Chats with Miyamoto

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 26 June 2013 - 02:20 PM

I already knew the story behind Mario's appearance, but I still like looking at Miyamoto smile. He is going to be the cutest old person ever.


#226454 Nintendo explains 'why we're still in the hardware business'

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 26 June 2013 - 02:15 PM

If Nintendo stops making hardware, I will quit console gaming all together and stick to PC. This is the reason why Halo, Mario, and Uncharted all looks so good and do so well. Because the developers truly understand the system, the system was literally built with those games in mind. Nintendo is the master of utilizing their hardware. Just look at DKC for wii, it looks like it could be a 360 game! And SS also looks truly amazing!


#226416 Sony isn't including the PS Camera with the PS4 to get the price advantag...

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 26 June 2013 - 01:03 PM

I don't care, I never liked the camera anyway. It's good they don't make you buy it. Hopefully it wasn't going to be included in games anyways, kinect games sucked.


#226351 DICE: Frostbite 3 engine could be scaled for Wii U

Posted by BanjoKazooie on 26 June 2013 - 09:16 AM

I will paraphrase for those who didn't read it: " we are too lazy to bring games to wii u, battlefield four can be run on gameboy"
There, you get the just of it.




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