CNR

I don't like that idea.  It encourages people to spam to get their ranks up or to practice elitism.
I've been on a forum where they tried exclusive stuff like that and it didn't work out too well.

You can all feel free to thank me; I saved the world from the wrath of the angry Mayan gods..

I did several ritualistic prayers until the clouds spread open, and they said unto me:

gods: "Thou hath brought attention unto yourself young Mitch"

Me: "The world cant end today oh great and mighty gods"

gods: "What shall you do to save your wretched planet from the wrath of our hands"

me: Anything you wish

gods: We sense a force so great and powerful within you young Mitch; would you be willing to sacrafice a large portion of this amazing gift?

me: which gift do you speak of oh great and mighty gods?

gods: why your gift of sexiness of course, as it far exceeds the levels of sexiness anywhere else in the universe, if you are willing to part with a portion of this sexiness we would be willing to spare you and your planet of our wrath

me: how large of a percentage are we talking about?

gods: a mere 80%

me:...

gods: your sexiness would still be great but you would no longer be the sexiest of all... that title would belong to the gorgeous Mr Ashton Kutcher, you would be #2 Mitch

me: I shall accept this deal you have offered to me

gods: very well; **drains sexiness**, your planet has been spared. Farewell great and noble Mitch

me: farewell gods...





So needless to say I am feeling rather weak and faint at the moment... Luckily everyone knows sexiness regenerates, so eventually I shall be back to my former glory of Sexy Mitch.

Just thought I would share with you the true reason we arent all dead.

I'd sort of like an ending like this:



Revenge of the old video games.

*cracks knuckles*




I just attentively watched that strapping young black man enjoy his chicken for 8 minutes and 12 seconds

I wish you wouldve picked epic sax guy or nimu nimu nimu nimu nimu nimu 10 hours.... I could watch those easily for 2-3 hours

So I had to make a movie/video for my english class and it was so broad it was disgusting.... so I struggled with ideas for over a month and I thought about doing the Wii U launch but then it didnt have a midnight release and there was only 2 other people when I went so that wouldve been lame, then I thought about doing it on my first day at Family video but then I didnt wanna look like an idiot on my first day.... then I was gonna do it on the theatrical performance of the shock rock band GWAR but then my friend bailed at the last minute so last night I pounded out an instructional video on how to make brownie.... Its not supposed to be some Steven spielberg production or anything like that, its rather raw but the teacher seems laid back so I hope this is good eneough

In all actuality, Mitch love is the best kind of love.
Also, the Pope. That is all.

Confirmed: Spiderman to get this new power up in the next installment of the movie franchise. Here's a leaked picture...

Apocalypse Update, 20-12-2012, 4:05 PM, Netherlands



THE COWS HAVE MULTIPLIED. I REPEAT, THE COWS HAVE MULTIPLIED.

Zombie apocalypse, that way I can see just how well ZombiU payed off for me.

This blew my mind O_O

Auzzie broke it. I swear.