Ninty64X

Cancelling my preorder if that toast doesn't come fully equipped with bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Seriously, companies need to stop with lackluster bonuses like that.

Oh, you're the type who asks for WAY too much and expects WAY too much from others, aren't you. Why can't you be happy with the generous gift of just toast? As if they're not already going out of their way to accommodate for the carb-lovers. Your type. Pah.

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X was a day one purchase before

Now it is day zero

I wasn't convinced on this game until now, now I am so hyped! I propose we campaign Sakurai for what we really want. TOAST FOR SMASH 4!

I'm sorry to lure you into my intro thread with a title like that.

 

I'm Ledo Jaeger. Wii U is kind of awesome. I'm 20 and am into such things as anime and Japanese language. It is my hope that I will meet some sweet virtual friends here. WOO.

 

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Oversaturation. Too many options will kill it.

Because the last console that went digital-only sold like gangbusters.

 

 

lelowait

I believe the spambots should become the entire mod and admin team. They will help us purchase fake watches, purses, and fancy coats. 

Mahmoodinho98

Its not a simple black and white matter, if you start lumping everything into two all encompassing categories you are are the same exact thing you are complaining about. You need to assess each individual thing you come across, because all things are different.

For example, capcom said with re7 they will stop completely trying to make survival horror, as they believe the reasons people arent buying their re games is because the original consumer base is now in their 30-s to 40's, and have become disinterested in gaming (only because gaming has become a hideous garbage mockery, a twisted parody of why we used to game, not because we dont want to game anymore) and will now focus on capturing teens and preteens by showcasing brand name fashion apparell.

.... Yes, I know this sounds like a joke...

No, sadly it is not a joke, this is actually what capcom is doing. This is the plan they laid out to the investors. "The longevity of the Resident Evil title also comes with problems," Capcom said in this white paper on the history of Resident Evil. "The main user group is now in their late-30s to 40s, and the average age is also going up as the series goes on with an increasing possibility that some percentage of the existing users will outgrow games altogether." Since then, Capcom tells investors, they've been "collaborating with fashion brands which are popular among young people," and have done things like open a Resident Evil restaurant in Tokyo. "These collaborative events are opportunities to be enjoyed by non-gamers as well, so it is important to plan them so that anyone can enjoy them and not aim them at a section of our core gamers.


Capcom very clearly would rather take easy risk free money from fools than craft the gaming masterpeices the audience they are pretending doesnt exist any more has been asking for for years.

I think some of the problem here is that you're trying to lump together the entire fandom as one person with one opinion, when the fandom is instead composed of different individuals with very different opinions.

 

For example, just because a number of fans complained about the linearity in recent Zelda titles didn't mean that all did. Nor does it mean that it was a big deal to everybody to begin with. So for them, other complaints about the game might surface. It's not the fandom asking for one thing, and then getting it but finding other things to complain about. It's individuals who wanted one thing, didn't get it, and weren't happy in the end.

 

I do think it's a bit strange to complain about Super Smash Bros. 4 being rushed, and I certainly agree with you on the whole console wars nonsense, though.

"WOW DESU" - actual consumer quote after buying and trying a pair of Catons.

 

Many of you are probably asking, "what are these mysterious Catons?"

 

Well have I got news for you! It is a device that has been kept underground for 3 years now. You set it on top of your shoes and POOF! It ties your shoes for you! No more bending down and obliterating your spine while trying to tie your shoes! YES!

 

Now you guys are probably wondering, "You put in the title that there were positive facts about these devices of WONDER, where are they? desu"

 

WELL HERE THEY ARE!

 

Did you know that only 3 people a day go deaf from the intense screech that is emitted from this magical device! No more no less! If you buy one today, it will help us reach our goal 2.5 deaf people a day!

 

On average, 20 deaths are recorded from the use of this insanely awesome device called a Caton each week! THAT'S AN ALL TIME LOW!

 

And last but not least, 15-20 people per day have lost an arm or two from this amazing gift depending on the temperature outside! Can you say the same thing chain saws? NOPE!

 

Just think of all of those other daily devices you use and how many lives, arms or hearing abilities have been lost to said devices. 

 

Buy today and support our funding for Mini Catons! Half the deaths, twice the pain! Tie your shoes on the go!

 

An accurate drawing of a Mini Caton on a shoe below.

BUY NOW FOR 6 EASY PAYMENTS OF 99.99 AND GET A SECOND ONE FOR FULL PRICE! Tie your shoes today!

The Wii U

/shot

 

twas a joke dont hurt me

 

My house burnt down when I used a pair of catons. Can I get a refund?

That was just the Catons telling you that it is time to get a new house!

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