HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....(takes breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I recognize the DorothyII avatar...

Awesome.

Besides being a nice April Fool's joke, it also really shows they are confident with the path their company is taking.

So much doom and gloom, yet Nintendo finds a way to turn it around and laugh about it.

Respect.

I think it was fan made.

Should have checked the link  

Ah well, if so, then it's still a nice joke and I still agree with the message ^^.

For sure, awesome joke, it would have been awesome if Nintendo did it themselves, but I think that we'd see it from Reggie before Iwata-san.  Something along the lines of, "the Wii U's body wasn't ready for the power we wanted to put into it, so now we have for you the Super Wii U, and along with all that extra power comes a fully rendered facsimile of yourself to guide you in Super WIi Fit U!  Pikmin will come off the screen and attack creatures in your living room, and the upcoming title, Super New Super Mario Brothers U 2, will feature a fully photorealistic environment and characters.

I want two of them hooked up together, so I can get the two kinect's to fight over my TV, which will probably end in the universe exploding into EPIC dudebroedness.

In New Zealand, there are no land snakes. Heard that one on the radio, lol.

Zelda 1

LMAO

Poor guy, I've known that feeling for the past few years. I would have more
Pretty ladies if I was a jacka**, but I would hate myself so it's not worth it.

You don't have to be a jacka**, you just have to be assertive. Men are just as responsible for the friendzone as women. If you never level with them and tell them, in words, how you feel, you won't get anywhere with romantic gestures.

Zelda 25th Anniversary Main Theme Medley.

Got ACNL this weekend at best buy.

Great game! My wife and I each have a copy and love it. Good to see you on the forums again, hope all is coming along well after your accident.

I'm loving it as well.  Simply a fun game that you can play in bits and pieces, without requiring a big time commitment.  Although FE:A is still getting played until the batteries die.  I'm about twenty hours into that now, and on Chapter 12.

Picked these up today, strat guide was a penny, also preordered WWHD, splinter cell, w101, pikmin3, watchdogs

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First my name was Mr.Saturn90 named after a character from my favorite RPG Earthbound. I later dropped the 90 from my name and became simply Mr.Saturn. Then I went emo and changed my name to FallenSaturn and now since everyone always called me Saturn my name is simply Saturn now.

Very interesting story RB. I like it.

You should see the plaque my platoon made for me when I left.  The title read "Corporal Routerbad" and the message was attached to the motherboard of a bad router, lol.

Mine comes from a fantasy series by Steven erikson called The Malazan book of the fallen. It's an epic 10 book series which if your into fantasy is a must read. The 777 comes from a special date of birth.

I stopped on Deadhouse Gates, started reading Wizard's First Rule, book 1 in the Sword of Truth series.

I don't even really know where I conceived Trite...

 

I think I was trying to think of the most originally unoriginal name in existence... and that's where Trite came from, I suppose.

Fortunately Trite is not a trite alias. 

My username comes from a something I was called early on in my Marine Corps career.  I was performing an op-check (checking all of the components for functionality, running test configs on routers and servers to make sure all of the components worked correctly) on one of our DDS (Data Distribution System - basically a military network in a box) suites.  Everything checked out in my DDS suite but the router (a Cisco 4000 series, if memory serves) would not boot.  The NVMEM component was toast.  On my op-check folder I marked in comments "router bad" and turned the book into our inventory NCO.

The next day when the Corporal came in and started checking the op-check logs he paused for a moment and barked at me to come over.  When I got there he asked if my signature on the form was in fact mine.  It was.  He then, making sure everyone could overhear in the shop, said "routerbad?!  Thats some **** a third grader would say f***nu*s!  Are you a f**ing third grader devil dog?!"

From then on out, every morning when I delivered the appropriate greeting of the day "Good Morning, Corporal" he would respond "Good Morning, PFC Routerbad!" and it didn't take long for everyone in the entire squadron to catch on to it.

That was about 11 years ago, and I'm still Routerbad, though one of my peers when I was a seargent wanted it changed to wordpad, it never stuck quite as well.  A google search only references me.

EDIT:  Just as an additional FYI, when he called me Routerbad, he said it like you would expect a third grader to, in a high pitched, slightly slurred accent.

Sounds like one of the classic memories that stick forever.

The Marine Corps is full of those, both good and bad.

sarsperilla is a very old soda pop sort of like root beer! I like the sound of it and at the time a was a little kid so I spelled it the way I felt like. Thats the story of how I got MrSazperilla!

Sarsaparilla in the US is root beer for all intents and purposes.

Heh, if they had gone with the 476's they could had said it was blue gene technology instead of watson.

I think the Power 7 core makes even less sense.

It's not a R600 series GPU.

Like I said, it may have started as one during the first stages of development but now its a completely different thing, tailor-made for Nintendo's needs.

I wouldn't think so either, and though marcan doesn't think so Hollywood was widely rumored to be based on R600 given the die size, layout, and capability. If indeed Hollywood was based on R600 then wouldn't it make sense to include the driver modules to allow for emulation?

He seems to think Hollywood is quite literally GX with a higher clock speed, which doesn't seem plausible to me given all of the other known quantities.

99% of ps360 games are cpu intensive... also wii U can boost its performance on cpu, with a bit different coding, but all games are ports... so wii U struggles with the 360 codding.. thats all.

If u add wii U codding on 360, 360 will not be able to perform also.

Exactly, thanks for the clarification, sometimes I ramble, lol

and no, no die shots yet. Four Storm doesn't want to be a pest with ChipWorks considering what they've given the community so far.

epic came out and said wiiU can run unreal4, but not to the max they wanted it, without optimization atleast. but then again 720/PS4 have confirmed themselfs to run gimped versions of UE4 too.

Awesome, thanks! I hadn't heard that yet. UE4 won't see full implementation on any console I'm sure. It's a PC first engine, and I'm glad they built it that way.