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[routerbad]

Simple. Wait until you're old enough and mature enough to handle a real relationship with a real woman.

No one ever has a serious relationship at your age.

Weeeeelll, I ended up marrying someone I started dating at 16.  Been together 12 years, married for 6.

[Goom]

Weeeeelll, I ended up marrying someone I started dating at 16.  Been together 12 years, married for 6.

 

 

I applaud you Bro, congratulations!

 

 

[Blake]

Alright, what you're going to want to do is buy a few things:

 

1. Sniper rifle

2. Smoke gernade

3. Bouncy balls (a dozen, preferably)

4. Sticky notes

5. Katana

6. Calculator

 

So, find a spot where you have a bird's eye view, grab the sniper rifle, and shoot the nearest person next to her. Next, throw the calculator at her, and if you miss, shoot her (game over). If you succeeded, grab the bouncy balls, cut them all in half with your katana. Now, put them on the floor. Next, grab your sticky notes, cover your body entirely of them, then dramatically fall to the floor. If you did it right, 2423 red dolphins should appear and start gnawing on your crush. She'll know you love her. :') True love is beautiful.

[Goom]

Alright, what you're going to want to do is buy a few things:

 

1. Sniper rifle

2. Smoke gernade

3. Bouncy balls (a dozen, preferably)

4. Sticky notes

5. Katana

6. Calculator

 

So, find a spot where you have a bird's eye view, grab the sniper rifle, and shoot the nearest person next to her. Next, throw the calculator at her, and if you miss, shoot her (game over). If you succeeded, grab the bouncy balls, cut them all in half with your katana. Now, put them on the floor. Next, grab your sticky notes, cover your body entirely of them, then dramatically fall to the floor. If you did it right, 2423 red dolphins should appear and start gnawing on your crush. She'll know you love her. :') True love is beautiful.

 

 

 

Blake...Thank You...Thank you for existing. 

[Byakuya Togami]

Weeeeelll, I ended up marrying someone I started dating at 16.  Been together 12 years, married for 6.

And that's cool. I don't literally mean no one, I'm just saying it's exceedingly rare so there's no real need to get too involved at a young age.

[Fiery]

Alright, what you're going to want to do is buy a few things:

 

1. Sniper rifle

2. Smoke gernade

3. Bouncy balls (a dozen, preferably)

4. Sticky notes

5. Katana

6. Calculator

 

So, find a spot where you have a bird's eye view, grab the sniper rifle, and shoot the nearest person next to her. Next, throw the calculator at her, and if you miss, shoot her (game over). If you succeeded, grab the bouncy balls, cut them all in half with your katana. Now, put them on the floor. Next, grab your sticky notes, cover your body entirely of them, then dramatically fall to the floor. If you did it right, 2423 red dolphins should appear and start gnawing on your crush. She'll know you love her. :') True love is beautiful.

Still a better love story than twilight..

[routerbad]

And that's cool. I don't literally mean no one, I'm just saying it's exceedingly rare so there's no real need to get too involved at a young age.

It is exceedingly rare.  I still get double takes when we tell people that.  There is absolutely no need to be involved at a young age, there are way too many rogue hormones flowing through your body at that point to make any kind of reasonable decision.

[8BitDisaster]

Get a strange and interesting plant and tell her you named it after her. If she has a boyfriend or someone she likes, feed that person to your plant. Then sing to her. If the plant eats her, you're done. If it try's and you succeed to rescue her, sing to her again then kill the plant. You're a hero.

 

Or stick with her for a couple of years and be better friends. Maybe once you are older and know her very much you can tell her.

 

 

 

Edit: I'm sorry for the most horrible and Corney reference I just made. I just had too.

Edited by 8BitDisaster, 03 April 2013 - 05:40 PM.

[AdmiralClassy]

I read that as a girl who doesn't even exist. Thought I was getting into some creepy stuff. Anyway I wouldn't do a grand gesture as that won't work. Just begin by talking to her. Try and get involved in stuff she's interested in. So if she likes "whatever" you show your interest in "whatever" it'll give you an opportunity to get closer to her which is really all you need. Tbh though it's not worth it. At that age relationships aren't gonna last long. I made a personal rule that I'm not gonna start dating till I'm 16. It's been very hard to not break that rule.