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[Auzzie Wingman]

Man, you're way off game today.

2 much Fanta for you.

[DANT3]

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[Tom]

1-a Fanta, don'chu 1-a?

[Auzzie Wingman]

Me no want no one Fanta.

Me want one Mountain Dew.

[Tom]

No-1 nowdays wants to do the Dew.

[DANT3]

I must be the only one here who'd rather just have some water...

[Tom]

Water's refreshing and all, but it takes more than one glass of water to satisfy my thirst.

[DANT3]

As far as I'm concerned, one glass is enough to quench a wicked thirst.

Now watch as we create some sort of commercial for water.

[Tom]

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[DANT3]

JUST CALL 1-900-AWESOWATER TO PLACE YOUR ORDER.

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