YA HOMIE.
Posted 18 October 2013 - 07:49 PM
This drug bust went sour.
NYPD cops nabbed a Brooklyn man for possession of crystal meth but the drugs turned out to be a handful of perfectly legal Jolly Rancher candies, a lawsuit says.
The cop who arrested Love Olatunjiojo confidently stated in the criminal affidavit that he had professional training in the identification of methamphetamine.
http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1489293
I hate my city.
“Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of man, that state is obsolete.”— Rod Serling, “The Twilight Zone” The Obsolete Man
Smoke meth. Hail Satan. Watch the yearly Twilight Zone marathons. Talk to dead people. Everyone is gay. Ignore people. Live life to the fullest.
The Happiness Fairy
Posted 18 October 2013 - 08:32 PM
Fun fact: you can make your own meth out of sugar, water, and food coloring. Guaranteed by the NYPD to be just like the professionals'.
Speaking of which, maybe I can add citric acid then leave little baggies around town.
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Lakitu
Posted 19 October 2013 - 06:06 AM
Honestly, red Jolly Ranchers are better.
Pokey
Posted 19 October 2013 - 09:51 AM
someone's been watching too much Breaking Bad
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