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#1 Zinix

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 07:49 PM

 

This drug bust went sour.
NYPD cops nabbed a Brooklyn man for possession of crystal meth but the drugs turned out to be a handful of perfectly legal Jolly Rancher candies, a lawsuit says.
The cop who arrested Love Olatunjiojo confidently stated in the criminal affidavit that he had professional training in the identification of methamphetamine.

 

http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1489293

 

 

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#2 Dragon

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 07:58 PM

Blue Jolly Ranchers are my favorite...


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#3 Big Boss

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 07:59 PM

Your city hates you



#4 grahamf

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Posted 18 October 2013 - 08:32 PM

Fun fact: you can make your own meth out of sugar, water, and food coloring. Guaranteed by the NYPD to be just like the professionals'.



Speaking of which, maybe I can add citric acid then leave little baggies around town.


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#5 Blake

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 06:06 AM

Honestly, red Jolly Ranchers are better.



#6 Kokirii

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 09:51 AM

someone's been watching too much Breaking Bad


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