Sept means I shot!
I was born on september 8th and I was wearing a blue colored shirt so my results were:
I shot a glass of milk cause im a pimp.
Wut lol and what's yours?
What's your Story? (Post your results!)
Started by Chaotix, Jan 10 2014 10:26 PM
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Posted 10 January 2014 - 10:34 PM
I needed a glass of milk because I'm gay.
If you know what I mean.
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Posted 10 January 2014 - 10:39 PM
September 21 while wearing a black polo...
I shot a drink because I'm sexy like that.
Seems legit.
"I'M NOT BEING PESSIMISTIC, I'M BEING REALISTIC." - EVERY PESSIMIST EVER.
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Posted 10 January 2014 - 10:45 PM
"I banged Paris Hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos."
You can all go home, I've won.
Be wary, the suck is coming.
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Posted 10 January 2014 - 10:49 PM
Jan
I ate my boyfriend because I have AMAZING boobs.
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This s very true I have amazing boobs
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Posted 10 January 2014 - 11:10 PM
I ran shirtless with an Easter egg because I have abs.
Only if they would show
Only if they would show
Edited by itsdavebaby, 10 January 2014 - 11:12 PM.
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Posted 10 January 2014 - 11:42 PM
"I cuddled with a glass of milk because I've got abs"
Cuddle with milk guys, it's my secret to quick abs.
"...A well written villain is a hero in his/her own world..."
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Posted 11 January 2014 - 12:22 AM
I beat my boyfriend because I'm sexy like that.
Hell yeah.
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I'm a guy though. Not gay. Straight.
Y U READ THIS?...WHY IS THERE TEXT HERE? LOL WTF
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Posted 11 January 2014 - 12:22 AM
I stabbed my lover because hoes keep stealing my tacos
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Posted 11 January 2014 - 01:38 AM
You guys' are all so harmless ;_;
I shanked a homeless guy just because I have amazing boobs
What have I done?
He was just giving me a compliment...
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
LISTEN AND BELIEVE
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Posted 11 January 2014 - 01:53 AM
"I banged Paris Hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos."
You can all go home, I've won.
Oh yeah?????
Well I shot Paris Hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos!
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Posted 11 January 2014 - 05:06 AM
I banged a bowl of cereal because I've got abs.
Consoles I own:
Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, PS1, N64, Gamecube, PS2, Dreamcast, Wii, Xbox 360
Handhelds I own:
GBC, GBA, NDS, PSP, 3DS, PS Vita
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Posted 11 January 2014 - 07:56 AM
I ate my best friend because hoes keep stealing my tacos, or you could say because the people in my head were banging.
"So if Zero Suit Samus is fanbait for guys, where is the fanbait for girls? Why isn’t Captain Falcon wearing a thong or sporting a chest twice the size of his last model? Why doesn’t Mario have an absurd crotch buldge holding in his 10 inch slice of manhood? Why doesn’t Yoshi look like a Fist of the North Starcharacter.
That, my friends, is why the design is sexist."~Angelo M. D'Argenio-4/17/2014
"Yes, because owning only 1 game in this series makes you qualified to have an opinion on it"~PyroKinesis-5/7/2014
"He is a game dev, critic, games media writer, and candidate for a phd by the way. So, LMFAO."~3Dude 9/4/2014
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Posted 11 January 2014 - 03:03 PM
I shanked an easter egg because I'm a soldier boy/girl.
To be fair, it's not wrong.
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Posted 12 January 2014 - 04:33 AM
I shanked the trojan man because I have abs.
And now I'm suddenly reminded that the police may be onto me.
And now I'm suddenly reminded that the police may be onto me.
Edited by Auzzie Wingman, 12 January 2014 - 04:34 AM.
Trophy Cards are classy too! LOLZIGZAGOON
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