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[Dankey Kang]

 

Here are some Legend of Zelda pickup lines I found while surfing the interwebs. Take a look, maybe you'll be able to use some in the future:

 

Do you have the Mirror Shield? Because I can really see myself in your tunic.

Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you've been running though my mind all day.

What's a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this?

You light my Deku Stick on fire.

I'm not possessed by Majora's Mask, I'm just crazy for you.

I'd better put on my Goron tunic, because you're too damn hot.

I wanna make you wetter than the Zora Temple.

You should come back to my place. My master sword needs to be polished.

You're not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time.

How 'bout you come back to my place and I show you my Longshot

Hey baby, can I buy you a potion?

Baby, I've been Z-targeting you all night.

I'd better buy a bigger bag, because you are the BOMB!

I must have defeated a boss, because I just found a heart container.

Want to fuse Kinstones? I'd bet they fit perfectly.

Are you a Deku Nut? Because you're stunning me.

I'm gonna be Bigocto this time, and I'm gonna suck you up.

You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth.

You are hotter than Din's fire.

 

Sorry if some of them weren't appropriate Please remove them if you feel like they don't fit. Do you have any Zelda or gaming-related pickup lines? Post them below:

 

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Edited by Mignaga ლ(ಠ益ಠლ), 15 February 2014 - 04:14 PM.

[Raiden]

Exuuuuuuuuse me princess but they are lame

[Merky Water]

what?  where's:

 

"Master using, and you can this" *two thumbs pointing at yourself*

"It's dangerous to go alone... Take me!"

 

and for an attempt certain to fail...

"Hey...  Listen!"

[Dankey Kang]

Exuuuuuuuuse me princess but they are lame

 

I cry tears. :'(

 

[Zinix]

Do not take advice from a 14 year old kid

[xile6]

I know a girl that would go crazy over these lol..
But other then that ahhh. They don't really work unless your a Zenda craze fan.

[Hunter]

too dirty

 

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Edited by Hunter, 16 February 2014 - 07:23 AM.

[Auzzie Wingman]

*insert Skyward Sword related joke here*