Real resolutions:
300~~ *Shot*
1) Be capable of playing
this,
this and
this on the piano.
2) Sleep more.
3) Get a better job

4) Murde~~ Get used to my annoying Spanish teacher

5) Finish a game without ever playing it

6) Get Minecraft
7) Finish Caius' secret santa gift

Darn... Stupid soda.
8) Clean the house
9) Help my grandma more.
10) Help my mother more
11) Help my brother/sister more
12) Help a random stranger
13) Practice some kind of sport... Been lazing around too much

14) Make smaller lists

15) Practice guitar, flute, and harmonica more.
16) Get the Wii U without having to resort to selling my organs

71) Stop fliping numbers

18) Be a good writer
19) Be a better artist
19.5) Make a better use of the compositor. (3D Blender thingy)
20) Actually do everything I said here.
Quite a list there, number 4 is going to be the real challenge here...