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[Waller]

He's racing some random guy at prison. I'm planning my escape.

[Andy]

Need some help? I can crash a train through the wall if you want.

[Waller]

Nah, I'm planning on forcing a guy to eat the wall. It might not be very effective, but it'll be worth a few laughs.

[Andy]

Need me to use the train now?

[Waller]

I guess I could use your help.

[Andy]

*Crashes train into the wall of your cell.*

[Waller]

What's that?
*WIIUWIIUWIIU*
Crap! It's the police, run for your lives and freedom!

[Andy]

I rebuilt the cloning ray, but it will only work once. *makes a clone of you, gives the clone to the police* You're a free man, my friend! *We ride our horses to Vegas*

[Waller]

Lol, I just noticed we turned this thread into an RP.

[Andy]

Yes, we did. lol

Paper Isam is gonna be mad when he comes back. XD

[Waller]

Yeah, we better go hide in a corner.

[Andy]

To the atomic bomb bunker! With our horses!

[Paper Isam]

Oh dear. No, I'm afraid none of you have proven yourselves to be the owner yet. Now, I've been sorting through these seemingly endless posts, and have yet to discover any evidence that appears factual in relation to the owner of this horse. If he is not soon claimed by the TRUE owner, he's going to the glue factory. Or I'll eat him, because apparently they're starting to serve horse meat in the US

Edited by Paper Isam, 12 December 2011 - 12:22 PM.

[Andy]

But I bought him from the police auction, making him mine! Legally! If you want proof, here is the receipt for the purchase of a horse. (It's been with me for a while.)

Edited by Andy, 12 December 2011 - 01:40 PM.

[Paper Isam]

But I bought him from the police auction, making him mine! Legally! If you want proof, here is the receipt for the purchase of a horse. (It's been with me for a while.)

You. YOOOOOOU. We meet again! We've already said it's not yours. And this receipt is CLEARLY photoshopped.

[Andy]

You. YOOOOOOU. We meet again! We've already said it's not yours. And this receipt is CLEARLY photoshopped.

[Paper Isam]

Lying to steal a horse. For shame sir. You fight with no honor! Where is the true owner of the horse?

[Andy]

Lying to steal a horse. For shame sir. You fight with no honor! Where is the true owner of the horse?

You're the one who wanted to destroy me a few pages back.... just saying.

[Waller]

Not even a comment about our RP? You, sir, can't be the horse's owner!!!

[Paper Isam]

You're the one who wanted to destroy me a few pages back.... just saying.

Only to protect the horse; I am a gentleman pure of heart!

Not even a comment about our RP? You, sir, can't be the horse's owner!!!

I don't own it, I'm merely watching it until the true owner comes to claim it. AND I DID SEE YOUR RP. YOU GUYS KILLED THE HORSE!...but brought it back to life, which is good, but doesn't make up for it.