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[Andy]

I must reveal my secret.... I'm a god! And I demand you puny half-human half-god to give the horse to me.

What are you the god of? Slapping Pikachus? *Percy and I stab you with Riptide and the Master Sword*

HA! You think I'm afraid of a demigod? I am intangible, for I am The Internet.

Percy:Do I need to call Hermes? He invented you, so he can take you down!

Edited by Andy, 30 August 2011 - 01:17 PM.

[Paper Isam]

Percy:Do I need to call Hermes? He invented you, so he can take you down!

Empty threats. And either way, you'll NEVER get this horse. I'll defend it with my endless life.

[Andy]

*I grab a fire hose. Percy grabs a drachma. We call Hermes*
Percy:Hey Hermes, can you do me a favor. The Internet kidnapped this kid's horse. Can you give us a hand?
Hermes:Sure, be there in sec.
*Hermes appears out of thin air*
Hermes:Give him his horse back Internet.

[Paper Isam]

*I grab a fire hose. Percy grabs a drachma. We call Hermes*
Percy:Hey Hermes, can you do me a favor. The Internet kidnapped this kid's horse. Can you give us a hand?
Hermes:Sure, be there in sec.
*Hermes appears out of thin air*
Hermes:Give him his horse back Internet.

The horse will be released into the custody of the one who provides the largest quantity of legitimate evidence in relevance to the ownership of the aforementioned horse. Until that time, I will keep the horse. I will not release it to anyone else.

Good day to you, sir.

Edited by Paper Isam, 30 August 2011 - 01:53 PM.

[StreetPassWanter]

This thread is a mix of hippology and mythology, with a tad of LIES!!!

Edited by StreetPassWanter, 30 August 2011 - 03:08 PM.

[Andy]

I say let the horse decide who it belongs with.
*We both walk ten paces away from the horse*
*The horse walks to me*
Yes! I knew you would come back to me! Does this prove my ownership?

[Paper Isam]

I say let the horse decide who it belongs with.
*We both walk ten paces away from the horse*
*The horse walks to me*
Yes! I knew you would come back to me! Does this prove my ownership?

Blast you... NO. I need to know if you own the horse; not how much it allegedly likes you! D:<

Now please; does ANYONE have any REAL evidence? Please? :c

[Andy]

What about this photo me with the horse dated a few years back. *shows you the photo* Is this the proof you want?

[Paper Isam]

What about this photo me with the horse dated a few years back. *shows you the photo* Is this the proof you want?

A photo. Not text saying you showed me a photo -.-

[Auzzie Wingman]

*Rides away on the horse*

[Paper Isam]

OK. Alright guys. I'd better get some evidence soon.

[Andy]

*Grabs horse grass and whistles through it to have the horse buck Auzzie off and return to us*

Fine. you want proof? I'll give you proof!
*Music starts playing. I slap your hands*
That's my horse!

[Auzzie Wingman]

*rides away on the horse*

[Paper Isam]

*Grabs horse grass and whistles through it to have the horse buck Auzzie off and return to us* Fine. you want proof? I'll give you proof! *Music starts playing. I slap your hands* That's my horse!

HA! That's my horse!

[Andy]

That's my horse!

[Auzzie Wingman]

*rides away on the horse*

[Andy]

*rides away on the horse*

*Grabs horse grass and whistles through it to have the horse buck Auzzie off and return to us. I then spray it with Auzzie Wingman repellent*
Where were we? oh yeah. That's my horse!

[Auzzie Wingman]

*rides away on horse... somehow*

[Andy]

*Clawshots you off the horse and kicks you down a well Sparta style*

[Auzzie Wingman]

*uses Angel Player to revive*
*uses Hand Sonic to kill Andy*
*rides away on the horse*