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#1 Brenzicure

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 04:58 PM

Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts is a game when the company Rareware took a leap into the wrong direction. It's not a game where you go around collecting certain things, but its a game where you freaking build cars and crap...I dunno. Ever since Rare was bought by Microsoft, they pretty much died. The End. Nuts & Bolts sux...I advise you dun bi eet cuz et stoop1d. I've seen many reviews out there of this particular game, but my favorite by far is JonTron's review...it's a review that perfectly describes this crap stain of a game. Warning: This video does contain some crude language so watch when your parents aren't around. :P Here it is (sorry that it's lengthy, but it's definitely worth watching, trust me):


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Posted 27 October 2012 - 05:06 PM

Welcome to the club bro. People have been onto this since the game came out. It's because when Microsoft bought Rare, most the founding members bolted....Lol..pun totally intended.
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#3 Brenzicure

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 05:48 PM

Welcome to the club bro. People have been onto this since the game came out. It's because when Microsoft bought Rare, most the founding members bolted....Lol..pun totally intended.

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#4 Guy Fieri

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 06:30 PM

The minute I saw this thread I thought of Jon's review, I was planning to post the I will always love you part. Probably the best part of the review. As he said, the game isn't bad. It just that it shouldn't be a Banjo Kazooie game.

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 06:45 PM

The minute I saw this thread I thought of Jon's review, I was planning to post the I will always love you part. Probably the best part of the review. As he said, the game isn't bad. It just that it shouldn't be a Banjo Kazooie game.

Exactly! My favorite part of this review is the Mario City Simulator part haha XD.
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#6 Guy Fieri

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 06:57 PM

Exactly! My favorite part of this review is the Mario City Simulator part haha XD.


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Posted 27 October 2012 - 07:19 PM

10:40 lol.

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 01:49 AM

Jonton- Look there all about to topple over but they never DOOOOOOOO!!!
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#9 BanjoKazooie

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 05:00 AM

Not a turn in the wrong direction, but a turn in a DIFFERENT direction. It's actually a really fun game, it's just not anything similar to the previous ones. I agree it wasn't quite as good, but it was reeeaaalllyyy fun!

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 08:09 AM

i agree, even though jontron isn't the most reliable source most of the time, i agree with this video. no use in complaining about it unless you take it to microsoft

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 08:18 AM

i can't believe i watched this whole thing

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 09:39 AM

Gotta love JonTron.

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#13 Brenzicure

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 09:56 AM

Gotta love JonTron.

I know right? Almost every word that comes out of his mouth is hilarious.
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Posted 28 October 2012 - 09:58 AM

Looks like Jontron has gained much more of an audience...

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 05:18 PM

While Jontron is good i still prefer "sequilitis" by Egoraptor, i can't put it into words just how brilliantly he is at what he does.

Oh and if you are on Jontrons page check out he's review on "Kings Quest 5" :D
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