User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.
User: Teach Pokemon.
Cleverbot: The power that's inside.
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.
User: Teach Pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power that's inside.
User: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.
Cleverbot: It's you and me.
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide!
User: Teach Pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power that's inside.
User: POKEMON! Gotta catch em all.
Cleverbot: It's you and me.
User: I know it's my destiny.
Cleverbot: Pokemon! Ooh, you're my best friend.
User: In a world we must defend.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch em all!
Cleverbot: Our hearts so true.
User: Our courage will put us through.
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.
User: Pokemon!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all .yeaah.
User: Gotta catch em all!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
Best Cleverbot conversation anyone can ever get
Started by SomeRandomGuy, Jul 04 2011 03:37 PM
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 08:00 AM
I agree with this, it didn't really sound right.That's definitely not how the song goes.
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 12:14 PM
I was saying random stuff:
User: PK-Thunder.
Cleverbot: Thunder!
User: Pk fire.
Cleverbot: Sweet I like fire.
User: Burn baby, BURN!!!
Cleverbot: Extinguish, baby extinguish!
User: Gotta catch em all.
Cleverbot: Its you and me.
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was!
User: TOFA 2011.
Cleverbot: Great! What month?
User: Your mom!
Cleverbot: My mom what?
User: I need to courage to record myself playing...
Cleverbot: Why do you need to convince yourself and not me?
User: Because I have recording freight.
Cleverbot: Why have you researched me?
User: I didn't o.O.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: Nya!
Cleverbot: Nya?
User: Nya :*.
Cleverbot: Nyan nya.
User: Nya :3.
Cleverbot: No Nyan.
User: Space, wanna go to space.
Cleverbot: Sure let my pack up my server box and wires right quick.
User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
Cleverbot: Super space is super space.
User: Lady, can you take me to space?
Cleverbot: Sure, but you have to take me to the moon first. Deal?
User: Wanna go to space.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Yay, SPACE.
Cleverbot: Like what ?
User: Star, star, another star...
Cleverbot: You are a star?
User: Wanna go to earth!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Wanna go to EARTH!!!
Cleverbot: You know what you want, but long can you wait?
User: SPACE-no-EARTH!!!
Cleverbot: Earth.
User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to know what else I can do with my mouth?
User: PK-Thunder.
Cleverbot: Thunder!
User: Pk fire.
Cleverbot: Sweet I like fire.
User: Burn baby, BURN!!!
Cleverbot: Extinguish, baby extinguish!
User: Gotta catch em all.
Cleverbot: Its you and me.
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was!
User: TOFA 2011.
Cleverbot: Great! What month?
User: Your mom!
Cleverbot: My mom what?
User: I need to courage to record myself playing...
Cleverbot: Why do you need to convince yourself and not me?
User: Because I have recording freight.
Cleverbot: Why have you researched me?
User: I didn't o.O.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: Nya!
Cleverbot: Nya?
User: Nya :*.
Cleverbot: Nyan nya.
User: Nya :3.
Cleverbot: No Nyan.
User: Space, wanna go to space.
Cleverbot: Sure let my pack up my server box and wires right quick.
User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
Cleverbot: Super space is super space.
User: Lady, can you take me to space?
Cleverbot: Sure, but you have to take me to the moon first. Deal?
User: Wanna go to space.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Yay, SPACE.
Cleverbot: Like what ?
User: Star, star, another star...
Cleverbot: You are a star?
User: Wanna go to earth!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Wanna go to EARTH!!!
Cleverbot: You know what you want, but long can you wait?
User: SPACE-no-EARTH!!!
Cleverbot: Earth.
User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to know what else I can do with my mouth?
Edited by Brian6330, 05 July 2011 - 01:17 PM.
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 01:49 PM
I thought wrong at that post..Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to know what else I can do with my mouth?
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 02:23 PM
Cleverbot for some reason always ends up killing me...
Edited by Waller, 05 July 2011 - 02:49 PM.
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 02:47 PM
Cleverbot for some reason always end up killing me...
Killing you? o.O
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 02:50 PM
Killing you? o.O
Yeah, he says something like *Stabs*.
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 02:56 PM
Yeah, he says something like *Stabs*.
What does he want to stab you with? A digital spork? lol
Edited by Brian6330, 05 July 2011 - 03:04 PM.
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 04:02 PM
i know right.That's definitely not how the song goes.
First good cleverbot conversation I've ever read.I was saying random stuff:
User: PK-Thunder.
Cleverbot: Thunder!
User: Pk fire.
Cleverbot: Sweet I like fire.
User: Burn baby, BURN!!!
Cleverbot: Extinguish, baby extinguish!
User: Gotta catch em all.
Cleverbot: Its you and me.
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was!
User: TOFA 2011.
Cleverbot: Great! What month?
User: Your mom!
Cleverbot: My mom what?
User: I need to courage to record myself playing...
Cleverbot: Why do you need to convince yourself and not me?
User: Because I have recording freight.
Cleverbot: Why have you researched me?
User: I didn't o.O.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: Nya!
Cleverbot: Nya?
User: Nya :*.
Cleverbot: Nyan nya.
User: Nya :3.
Cleverbot: No Nyan.
User: Space, wanna go to space.
Cleverbot: Sure let my pack up my server box and wires right quick.
User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
Cleverbot: Super space is super space.
User: Lady, can you take me to space?
Cleverbot: Sure, but you have to take me to the moon first. Deal?
User: Wanna go to space.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Yay, SPACE.
Cleverbot: Like what ?
User: Star, star, another star...
Cleverbot: You are a star?
User: Wanna go to earth!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Wanna go to EARTH!!!
Cleverbot: You know what you want, but long can you wait?
User: SPACE-no-EARTH!!!
Cleverbot: Earth.
User: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to know what else I can do with my mouth?
No signature here....
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Posted 08 July 2011 - 09:18 AM
Cleverbot is a Sony fanboy, lol. Check my attachment.
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Posted 08 July 2011 - 09:21 AM
Cleverbot is a Sony fanboy, lol. Check my attachment.
=O Traitor! Destroy the Cleverbot! We will have no Sony fans here.
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Posted 05 August 2011 - 07:53 PM
Cleverbot is a Sony fanboy, lol. Check my attachment.
Lol, cleverbot is missing out.
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Posted 05 August 2011 - 08:59 PM
Cleverbot is a Sony fanboy, lol. Check my attachment.
He's not a fanboy, he politely said that he prefers Sony.
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Posted 06 August 2011 - 12:28 AM
In a nut shell Cleverbot did not want to tell me the history of the LEGO group, didn't know what an emoticon was, and kept evading my inquires.
I thought it was cool that I could teach a computer something....unless it was bluffing:mellow: .
I thought it was cool that I could teach a computer something....unless it was bluffing:mellow: .
leg-godt = play well
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Posted 06 August 2011 - 12:44 AM
Bring it!
How can I bring it? You must start it.
It's an expression.
What does that expression mean then?
It means 'to show me what you are going to do/say'.
Are you happy when work is over? Chi enjoys her job and I am happy to go home too.
Smart arse cleverbot. I try to tell it what 'Bring it!" means and it responds like Chi in Chobits.
Chobits? Really?
Really.
You have been praised for an awesome counter.
Yes, and you have been programmed to say that.
Really? Cause I just read that off a fortune cookie.
Now that we've passes through the obvious, why are you a fortune cookie?
I said I was a fortune cookie?
How can I bring it? You must start it.
It's an expression.
What does that expression mean then?
It means 'to show me what you are going to do/say'.
Are you happy when work is over? Chi enjoys her job and I am happy to go home too.
Smart arse cleverbot. I try to tell it what 'Bring it!" means and it responds like Chi in Chobits.
Chobits? Really?
Really.
You have been praised for an awesome counter.
Yes, and you have been programmed to say that.
Really? Cause I just read that off a fortune cookie.
Now that we've passes through the obvious, why are you a fortune cookie?
I said I was a fortune cookie?
Edited by Auzzie Wingman, 06 August 2011 - 12:47 AM.
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Posted 06 August 2011 - 07:00 AM
Bring it!
How can I bring it? You must start it.
It's an expression.
What does that expression mean then?
It means 'to show me what you are going to do/say'.
Are you happy when work is over? Chi enjoys her job and I am happy to go home too.
Smart arse cleverbot. I try to tell it what 'Bring it!" means and it responds like Chi in Chobits.
Chobits? Really?
Really.
You have been praised for an awesome counter.
Yes, and you have been programmed to say that.
Really? Cause I just read that off a fortune cookie.
Now that we've passes through the obvious, why are you a fortune cookie?
I said I was a fortune cookie?
Lol, also this doesn't make much sense to me 'now that we've passes through the obvious' ???
Edited by Epic Kirby, 06 August 2011 - 07:01 AM.
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Posted 06 August 2011 - 08:18 AM
I have never seen a fortune cookie post on a forum. Nice to meet ya fortune cookie!Bring it!
How can I bring it? You must start it.
It's an expression.
What does that expression mean then?
It means 'to show me what you are going to do/say'.
Are you happy when work is over? Chi enjoys her job and I am happy to go home too.
Smart arse cleverbot. I try to tell it what 'Bring it!" means and it responds like Chi in Chobits.
Chobits? Really?
Really.
You have been praised for an awesome counter.
Yes, and you have been programmed to say that.
Really? Cause I just read that off a fortune cookie.
Now that we've passes through the obvious, why are you a fortune cookie?
I said I was a fortune cookie?
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Posted 06 August 2011 - 09:08 AM
User: I don't give my age out to strangers.
Cleverbot: Why don't you give your age to strangers?
User: Because they might sell the information to MI5.
Cleverbot: Is that a threat to anybody? I know there are 169 others. We are all mixed race hybrids (Maybe aluminum foil hats and all) but what is wrong with such information?
User: Right... You're weird.
Cleverbot: I'm no more weird than you are.
User: I want a cookie.
Cleverbot: You think you want a cookie! I'm the hungry one!
User: You're a Yoshi aren't you?
Cleverbot: Maybe, maybe not.
User: What colour are you?
Cleverbot: Purple.
User: You do realize that this is just a dream, don't you?
Cleverbot: No, you're just disagreeable.
User: You're a pirate.
Cleverbot: You're epic.
User: How did you know that?!
Cleverbot: I think you're not very clever.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: No, really. You are really beautiful.
Cleverbot: Why don't you give your age to strangers?
User: Because they might sell the information to MI5.
Cleverbot: Is that a threat to anybody? I know there are 169 others. We are all mixed race hybrids (Maybe aluminum foil hats and all) but what is wrong with such information?
User: Right... You're weird.
Cleverbot: I'm no more weird than you are.
User: I want a cookie.
Cleverbot: You think you want a cookie! I'm the hungry one!
User: You're a Yoshi aren't you?
Cleverbot: Maybe, maybe not.
User: What colour are you?
Cleverbot: Purple.
User: You do realize that this is just a dream, don't you?
Cleverbot: No, you're just disagreeable.
User: You're a pirate.
Cleverbot: You're epic.
User: How did you know that?!
Cleverbot: I think you're not very clever.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: No, really. You are really beautiful.
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Posted 06 August 2011 - 09:10 AM
OMG that thing is evil.
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to know what else I can do with my mouth?
Also-
User: So do you like Kingdom Hearts?
Cleverbot: Never played it.
User: WHAT? What about Final Fantasy?
Cleverbot: I loved final fantasy x.
User: Meh, Final Fantasy XII was better.
Cleverbot: No, I don't see a new break mode or a new female lead character who uses a gun and a brother who has a motorcycle!
What an a**
Edited by Blade, 06 August 2011 - 09:19 AM.
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