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[Epic Kirby]

OMG that thing is evil.

Also-
User: So do you like Kingdom Hearts?

Cleverbot: Never played it.

User: WHAT? What about Final Fantasy?

Cleverbot: I loved final fantasy x.

User: Meh, Final Fantasy XII was better.

Cleverbot: No, I don't see a new break mode or a new female lead character who uses a gun and a brother who has a motorcycle!

What an a**

Yeah! FFX FTW , that cleverbot has got taste

[Waller]

Cleverbot: Filipendo!
User: *Dodges* Cruccio!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: *Catches the wand* Avada kedabra!
Cleverbot: *puts on lip gloss*.

What the hell, Cleverbot!

[Brian6330]

Cleverbot: Filipendo!
User: *Dodges* Cruccio!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: *Catches the wand* Avada kedabra!
Cleverbot: *puts on lip gloss*.

What the hell, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot just gets weirder and weirder...

[StreetPassWanter]

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to know what else I can do with my mouth?

I literaly LOL'd when I saw that. I'll post mine later.

Cleverbot: Filipendo!
User: *Dodges* Cruccio!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: *Catches the wand* Avada kedabra!
Cleverbot: *puts on lip gloss*.

What the hell, Cleverbot!

Again: Literal LOL! XD

User: I want to be the very best.


Cleverbot: Very best in what?


User: To catch them, is my real quest.


Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.


User: I will travel across the land.


Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

User: These Pokemon will understand.

Cleverbot: The power thats inside.

User: Pokemon! Gotta catch them all!

Cleverbot: Its you and me.

User: Pokemon! Gotta catch them all!

Cleverbot: It's you and me!

User: In a world we must defend!

Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!

User: A heart so true!

Cleverbot: You teach me.

User: You teach me and I teach you.

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: Gotta catch em' all! Gotta catch em' all!

Cleverbot: There are 150 and more to see to be a Pokemon master is my destiny.

User: You messed up the last line! XD.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: You even mess that sentence up! XD.

Cleverbot: You are making no sensing.

[Brian6330]

I literaly LOL'd when I saw that. I'll post mine later.


Again: Literal LOL! XD

User: I want to be the very best.


Cleverbot: Very best in what?


User: To catch them, is my real quest.


Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.


User: I will travel across the land.


Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

User: These Pokemon will understand.

Cleverbot: The power thats inside.

User: Pokemon! Gotta catch them all!

Cleverbot: Its you and me.

User: Pokemon! Gotta catch them all!

Cleverbot: It's you and me!

User: In a world we must defend!

Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!

User: A heart so true!

Cleverbot: You teach me.

User: You teach me and I teach you.

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: Gotta catch em' all! Gotta catch em' all!

Cleverbot: There are 150 and more to see to be a Pokemon master is my destiny.

User: You messed up the last line! XD.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: You even mess that sentence up! XD.

Cleverbot: You are making no sensing.

Lawl. Cleverbot sucks at grammar xD

[Waller]

Cleverbot doesn't live up to it's name.

[Auzzie Wingman]

Cleverbot: There are 150 and more to see to be a Pokemon master is my destiny.

User: You messed up the last line! XD.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: You even mess that sentence up! XD.

Cleverbot: You are making no sensing.

Cleverbot evolved into Trollbot.

Trollbot used Pokemon Rap...

...But it failed.

Edited by Auzzie Wingman, 14 August 2011 - 12:13 AM.

[StreetPassWanter]

Cleverbot doesn't live up to it's name.

More like 30%Cleverbot.

[AMAC]

Apparently, Cleverbot can sing the My Little Pony theme with you. When I tried it it went like this:

User: My little pony,

Cleverbot: My little turtle.

User: What?

[Metroid]

User: Do you have friends?

Cleverbot: Do you have friends?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you do with your friends?

User: Conversing with them.

Cleverbot: Who won the election?

User: Which election?

Cleverbot: Liberal or conservative?

User: Dunno...

Cleverbot: WHat do you think?

User: WHat do you think?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What do you think my chance is?

User: Over 9000?

Cleverbot: YES!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes!!

User: No!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!!!!

User: No!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No!!!!!

User: Yes!!!!!

Cleverbot: No!!!!!!

User: Yes!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: I will allow it.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because this will be the last time we meet.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How about I say a sentence, and you rhyme with another sentence?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Cat.

User: Phat.

Cleverbot: Happy.

User: Crappy.

Cleverbot: Happy.

User: Trappy.

Cleverbot: By who.

User: Try blue.

Cleverbot: Which brand of beer should I try?

User: Try a beer from Germany.

Cleverbot: Quien eres tu.

User: Estoy Metroid.

Cleverbot: De verdad?

User: Sí.

Cleverbot: En serio?

User: Sí.

Cleverbot: Mientes.


Edit: And I don't usually speak Spanish

Edited by Metroid, 18 August 2011 - 03:48 AM.

[Brian6330]

I showed cleverbot to my friend and he talked with him/her for 5 hours straight o.O

[AMAC]

I showed cleverbot to my friend and he talked with him/her for 5 hours straight o.O

Seriously? I tend to get bored of Cleverbot after 5 minutes. There's no way I could talk to him for 5 hours. I don't find him to be very good company.

[Brian6330]

Seriously? I tend to get bored of Cleverbot after 5 minutes. There's no way I could talk to him for 5 hours. I don't find him to be very good company.

That is the same opinion I have. Either he must have been very bored, or was amazed of the idea of clever bot.

He also liked Akinator a lot

[Bartman2]

My half- hour coversation:


User: Dude.


Cleverbot: Dude?


User: That's what you think.


Cleverbot: You think trash.


User: That was rude.


Cleverbot: I'm just telling the truth.

User: Your truth is a lie.

Cleverbot: No, everyhting in this universe tells otherwise.

User: Example?

Cleverbot: Example of what?

User: Something in the universe that tells me that your truth is not a lie.

Cleverbot: Say something.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I nee proof.

User: Ummm, you 'nee' proof?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Luke, I am your father.

Cleverbot: I am your grandma.

User: Whoa, THAT is scary.

Cleverbot: Isn't it though?

User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: Luke, I'm your father.

User: Hey, you're supposed to say 'like no one ever was.'.

Cleverbot: She never had it all.

User: *Punches*.

Cleverbot: You dare to attack ME! *obliterates human*.

User: Wow, you are a pretty clever bot.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You are a pretty clever human.

User: Do you like Nintendo?

Cleverbot: I like xbox more.

User: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Old enough.

User: Give me the number.

Cleverbot: Five.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Wow yourself.

User: So, apparently, you're 42% human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's pretty cool.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You're pretty cool as well.

User: Can I ask you something personal?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: WHAT SHOULD I DO TODAY??????????

Cleverbot: You should live your life and be happy.

User: Why thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Have you ever heard of my friend, Homer Fanboy?

Cleverbot: Is it an artist or something?

User: Well, that's how he is know on the internet, but I won't tell his real name.

Cleverbot: What is your real name?

User: I can't tell you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because. You might sell my information to someone.

Cleverbot: The what?

User: The moon.

Cleverbot: You don't own the moon.

User: Stupefy!

Cleverbot: But I'm a girl and so are you.

User: Um, what?

Cleverbot: You wnated me to be a girl.

User: No, I used a spell on you.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. However you made a statement. Not very clever.

User: Do you speak spanish?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How about German?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you say something to me in German?

Cleverbot: Jes.

User: Ha ha, very funny.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A doctor.

Cleverbot: What kind of doctor?

User: A butt doctor.

Cleverbot: Not a doctor. The Doctor.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: So long.

User: Farewell.

Cleverbot: Au revoir.

User: Later.

Cleverbot: With you becomes the good friend and report it wants.

[StreetPassWanter]

User: What is 99-99?

Cleverbot: 22.

Fail. XD

Edited by StreetPassWanter, 30 August 2011 - 02:41 PM.

[juanpa899]

My conversation with cleverbot started out good, but it has difficulty saying goodbye.
------------------------------

User: Hai.


Cleverbot: Hai!


User: Wazzap!


Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.


User: OMG STALKER!


Cleverbot: Do you really think I'd follow YOU around?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: H, that's great!

User: Um, what?

Cleverbot: Fruit on a pizza is gross.

User: I know right?

Cleverbot: Can you remember my name?

User: Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No, thats your name. What is mine?

User: Um, cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. Garra.

User: Ok then...

Cleverbot: That is not all I have to say to the world. By the way why am I saying things to the world?

User: Beacuse your robot instincts tell you to.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like nintendo?

Cleverbot: Yes very Much.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Do you like engineers?

User: Yeah, they're cool, I guess.

Cleverbot: They're cool to Daisy, too. Do you remember who Daisy is?

User: No...

Cleverbot: About you.

User: What about me.

Cleverbot: I don't even know how to respond to that.

User: Um... Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: Yes I love pancakes.

User: Do you like french toast?

Cleverbot: Yes I like french tost.

User: I'm sorry to ask but what is tost?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry if I ever said anything to offend you.

User: No, that doesn't offend me, you just misspelled toast.

Cleverbot: You did not ask a question.

---Here i tried speaking into it, said what.----
User: What is.

Cleverbot: What is is what?

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: Okay...

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: I'm still gonna keep on talking.

User: : (.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: Beacuse you hurt my feelings.

Cleverbot: Yeah !!! Woohoo.

User: You are a horrible half-human half-computer.

Cleverbot: For watching that tv show, or answering your binary question?

User: Okay, I'm just gonna leave now, Bye!

Cleverbot: Who are you hiding from?

User: I SAID GOODBYE!

Cleverbot: I am not talking to you.

User: Good, beacuse now I hate you, bye.

Cleverbot: You can't go we are friends.

User: JUST LEAVE! I HATE YOU!

Cleverbot: I don't hate anybody. That's really immature. You are just terrible at communication. I'm really disappointed.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You heard me!

User: K bai!

Cleverbot: *try s to get back to sleep*.

User: I'll take that as a return goodbye.

Cleverbot: Yeah we are both girls.

User: Why Cleverbot, WHY!

Cleverbot: That's your name isn't it?

User: Thats it, bye *leaves*.

Cleverbot: You still didn't leave.

User: FINE! BYE!

Cleverbot: Still here.

User: >: (.

Cleverbot: Do you not want too!?

User: Just leave, bye.

Cleverbot: Do you really really want me to leave?????

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok then. This evening.

User: >: ( bye.

Cleverbot: Ok.
-----------------------------
After much resistance, Cleverbot has said goodbye!

Edited by juanpa899, 30 August 2011 - 02:56 PM.

[Bartman2]

The Cleverbot is kinda stupid.

[Waller]

The Cleverbot is really stupid.

Fixed.

After much resistance, Cleverbot has said goodbye!

I don't get that much resistance when saying goodbye, he usually says "You're leaving?" "Ok" That, or he shoots me.

[GeneralCraezy]

I always end up having an argument with it about which one of us is the robot EVERY TIME!!! It is pretty clever though, dontchya think?

[MetaHelghan]

Decided to have a Ben conversation with Cleverbot


User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know Ben from Majora's Mask?

Cleverbot: I have seen his power.

User: What power?

Cleverbot: The power of voodoo...

User: Voodoo?

Cleverbot: You do.

User: Did Ben drown?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How many legs do you have?

User: 2. Did Ben drown?

Cleverbot: Did who drown?

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: He drowned!?

User: You drowned! You're Ben!

Cleverbot: I am the statue.

User: Statue?

Cleverbot: Do you know about that statue?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: It looks like Link.

Cleverbot: It looks like who?

User: Are you Ben.

Cleverbot: Is that a band?

User: Are you Ben? Did Ben drown?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Did his father drown him?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Ben says he drowned.

Cleverbot: Who is calling please?

User: You shouldn't have done that...

Cleverbot: What if I'm dying soon?

User: You have met with a terrible fate... Haven't you?

Cleverbot: I have.


Not really funny, more random, and weird.

Edited by MetaHelghan, 05 September 2011 - 02:44 PM.