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[SleepyGuyy]

Granted but the genie's name is Calypso.... if you dont get the reference you will not know why it's bad.

I wish there was a videogame tradition of putting lasers at the end credits of ever game

[Peach Bloom]

Granted but they're real lasers that project out of the TV screen and burn your eyes out.

I wish I could draw better.

[SleepyGuyy]

Granted but in drawing an excess amount the first day of your powers you go blind from using Lead pencils.

I wish Optimus Prime worked at my local BurgerKing

[Andy]

Granted, but he always gets your order wrong.

I wish I had a poster of this month's Game Informer cover.

[SleepyGuyy]

Granted but it turns out they made the poster versions super hightech super thin screens ,that show a clip from the show that gives seisures, when motion is detected.

I wish for a bubble machine

[barmazuz]

Granted, but you got trapped in a huge bubble and if you'd pop it you'd die.

I wish my dog could talk.

[Hank Hill]

Granted, but he won't stop talking.

I wish I could sing/play piano better. :|

[metroider]

granted but you can only be better a little for only one day


i wish that i can make my imagination true whenever i want and cancel it whenever i want

Edited by metroider, 30 September 2011 - 03:32 PM.

[Waller]

Granted, but your imagination kills you in your sleep.

I wish I had a Portal gun.

[Hank Hill]

Granted, but it only has one portal for use.

I wish some Trophys on the PS3 weren't so pointless. :|

[metroider]

granted but your portal leads to space

i wish i can troll whenever i want

[Waller]

Granted, but you get banned.

I wish I could travel through time and tell my past self an important message: DON'T GET THE BLUE LOLLIPOP! IT TASTES AWFUL!

[Hank Hill]

Granted, but you choose the yellow one instead.

I wish it was Oct 18th already. :c

[Waller]

Granted, but Batman is delayed.

I wish I had money.

[Hank Hill]

Granted, but it's all counterfiet.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

[Waller]

Granted, but you broke the continuum shift.

I wish I had a Calamity Trigger.

[Hank Hill]

Granted, but you wouldn't know how to use it.

I wish some trophies in games didn't suck.

[Waller]

Granted, not some trophies suck, ALL trophies suck now.

I wish I was a bird.

[Andy]

granted, but I fear you now (just read the short story The Birds)

I wish it was November 20th already!

[mariopokefan91]

Granted, but i destroy your house with FIRE. i wish i didnt suck at video games.