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[Makar]

Granted but you'll never be able to turn it off, you hear everyone's thoughts all the time.

I wish RWJ wasn't as popular on youtube, there are people more deserving.

[Waller]

Granted, but youtube doesn't exist anymore.

I wish I didn't have to go to school right now.

[Andy]

Granted, but you have too go to school 5 hours ago, so you're late.

I wish I had less homework.

[Peach Bloom]

Granted but it's excruciatingly hard and takes twice as long to do.

I wish I could get more people to join mlpforums so it can open already.

[Waller]

Granted, but they were spam-bots.

I wish I could destroy the moon, and finally complete my dream of having a solar eclipse without a moon!

[Makar]

... But then we wouldn't have solar eclipses at all? I'm not trying to ruin your wish but that's surely what would happen if there was no moon.

I wish that it wasn't spam bots that signed up to MLP forums.

[Waller]

That was a joke, of course. You don't need to take everything I say seriously.

Granted, but they were trolls.

I wish I didn't have migraine.

[Makar]

Granted but instead you have two migraines!

I wish they weren't trolls

[Waller]

Granted, but they're haters.

I wish I could teleport myself.

[metroider]

granted but you can only teleport to school and school only

i wish i am lord voldemort and i kill harry potter plus no one can reach my horcrux


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[Waller]

Granted, but, due to the lack of a nose, you choke yourself to death.

I wish I could use magic ala Harry Potter.

[Peach Bloom]

Granted but the only way to use it is to turn yourself into a pony.

I wish I could teleport to Equestria and join the New Lunar Republic and fight in the epic battle against the tyrant Trollestia.

[Andy]

Granted, but you are killed in the battle.

I wish I had the ability to turn into a dragon and back to my regular form at will.

[Waller]

Granted, but the guy from Monster Hunter slays you.

I wish I had a big sword.

[Andy]

Granted, but you can't lift it.

I wish I could fly.

[Waller]

Granted, but you hit a plane.

I wish I knew how to make cel-shading.

[Guy Fieri]

Granted, but it turns everything on Earth cel shaded.

I wish that it was not stormy in my area right now.

[Andy]

Granted, but you go through a drought.

I wish I had Skyward Sword.

[SleepyGuyy]

Granted but its the buggy Beta version that bricks your wii and tells Nintendo you stole the game and therefore have no warranty.

I wish Atari didn't crash the videogame market

[Peach Bloom]

Granted but they became a video game giant that only releases crappy games that everyone buys cause they're so cheap.

I wish I had a genie that could grant unlimited wishes.