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[metroider]

granted but your 3ds brakes and your too broke to buy another one

i wish i have an n64 with every game i want and it can't be broken

[Nico]

Granted, but you die shortly after receiving it.

I wish these wishes were easier to come up with.

[ThePumpkinKing]

Granted but everybody takes all the good wishes you were going to wish.

I wish Lego Harry potter years 5-7 doesn't release until after the release of the deathly hallows part 2 blu-ray.

[Nico]

Granted, but Deathly Hallows Part 2 won't release for 3 more years due to some strange errors that require them to re-produce the entire film from scratch.

I wish fanboy wars didn't exist.

[GeneralCraezy]

granted, but forums got boring

I wish I had some cookehz

[Oni-Link]

Granted, but they Explode.

i wish for a wish.

[ThePumpkinKing]

Granted but that wish was for you to die.

I wish I was better at drawing.

[Garolymar]

Granted, but sadly both your hands fell off and melted.

I wish that my wishes could not be ruined.

[Waller]

Granted, but you could not wish anymore... THEN YOU DIED OF A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE A FRIEND OF YOURS FOUND A DEATH NOTE AND PROCEDED TO RECORD THE NAME OF ALL OF HIS FRIENDS IN IT!!!

I wish I had an orange.

[ThePumpkinKing]

Granted but the orange is annoying!

I wish for a chocolate frog

Edited by ThePumpkinKing, 12 November 2011 - 12:31 PM.

[Oni-Link]

Granted, but the chocolate frog melts under the sun.

i wish i had a giant chocolate cake.

[Garolymar]

Granted, but it turns out that the chocolate wasn't chocolate...


I wish I had some Kool-aid

[Hank Hill]

Granted, but it's hot...and it's not kool-aid.

I wish I could drive.

[ThePumpkinKing]

Granted but the kool-aid man destroyed your car.

I wish I could meet jk rowling

[Kardibask]

Granted, but she hates you.

I wish I had a bag of oddly shaped pieces of wood.

[Waller]

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish days lasted longer.

[Kardibask]

Granted, but due to the newly configured time stream the sun doesn't shine on the other half of the earth causing wide spread coolness which eventually leads to hypothermia nearly killing half of the human race.

I wish I had a rock that talked.

[massattacker]

Granted but the rocket is trash talking you

I wish i could fly

[Kardibask]

Granted, but your new abilities are extremely hard to control and you crash during your first try.

I wish I could teleport.

[Garolymar]

Granted, but due to the fact teleporting causes you to rebuild yourself on the molecular level you forgot everything you ever knew and are basically a different person the you were before you teleported.

I wish I could breathe underwater.