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[Nico]

Granted, but there's 7 more that do everything.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Seho Cornelius]

Granted, but you can not wish for it.

I wish I knew what to do with my life.

[Nico]

Granted, but your best friend will do it all instead and you won't.

I wish Ponies were actually as cute as the one in my picture.

[GeneralCraezy]

granted but they're all evil and kill everyone.

I wish I could have pot noodles all the time

[Nico]

Granted, but they only come in the flavors of 'Toejam' and 'Snot'.

I wish this wish doesn't get ruined by the next person.

[Waller]

Granted, but you gain absolutely nothing.

I wish I had a box that made all my wishes come true.

[Nico]

Granted, but it's got the Monkey's Paw in it that makes everything go wrong with your wishes.

I wish I had a box of Frosted Flakes right now.

[Waller]

Granted, but you... Uh... JOIN THE APDF!!!

I wish I had enough money to save the world from an alien invasion.

[Nico]

Granted, but you... Uh... JOIN THE APDF!!!

I wish I had enough money to save the world from an alien invasion.

Sacrilege! I would never do such a thing!

*ahem* Granted, but then they invade again when you're broke.

I wish that rain was chocolate milk.

[Waller]

Granted, but you're stuck inside your house until it passes. > : D

I wish I had an idea as to what else to make in Blender... Which reminds me I have to update my thread.

Edited by Waller, 30 October 2011 - 12:39 PM.

[Andy]

Granted, but your idea is so big, Blender is incapable of rendering it.

I wish there was an 8th Harry Potter book that was as good as the other 7.

[Nico]

Granted, but Sarah Palin is the author and now everyone loves her.

I wish televisions could emit smells for a 4-D experience.

[Andy]

Granted, but you have an allergic reaction.

I wish for an 8th Harry Potter bock written by J.K. Rowling that is as good as the previous 7!

[Nico]

Granted, but she dies before she can publish it, the rights are given to Sarah Palin and she publishes it in her name and now everyone loves her.

I wish your next wish isn't about an 8th Harry Potter book.

[Andy]

Granted, BUT THAT'S NO FUN!

I wish Sarah Palin would die, and then J.K. Rowling writes an 8th Harry Potter book that's as good as the other 7, and stays alive long enough to publish it and make all the money off of it!

[Nico]

Granted, but you can't read it and nobody in the world will tell you about it. They will make a movie, but it will be nothing like the book, and that is all you will ever know.

I wish the Pony lovers could win the Pony vs. Non-Pony fight.

[Seho Cornelius]

Granted, but your mind explodes because you actually won.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

[Nico]

Granted, but now you're thirsty and you're allergic to the germs in all liquids outside of your body.

I wish cotton candy tasted better.

Edited by NicolaiB_92, 30 October 2011 - 05:56 PM.

[Merchiodos]

Granted, but you throw up everytime you eat it

I wish I could speak, read, listen, sing, write every language in the world (even dead language)

[Seho Cornelius]

Granted, but now your the last person on Earth, so there is nobody to talk to.

I wish my cloths would unpack themselves.