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[Ruthie]

Granted but Nintendo cancels the eshop service leaving you with a meaningless piece of cardboard.

I wish the Wii U costs less than £100

[AMAC]

Granted, but the controller comes separately and costs £200.

I wish I had unlimited funds for 3DS games.

[Ruthie]

Granted but then Nintendo discontinues the 3DS and snatches back all games and consoles due to someone's eyes hurting and because your unlimited funds were in the form of non-exchangable 3DS vouchers they are merely paper.

I wish that the UK gets the Nintendo eshop E3 videos

[Someone]

Granted, but they're the same resolution as the Atari 2600 games and they glitch up just as much.

I wish James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

[nintendo3DS]

Granted bit it's barely a noticablse effect. I wish for somebody to jump off a bridge.

[Waller]

Granted, but it was you who jumped off a bridge.

I wish i had ice cream.

Edited by Waller, 11 June 2011 - 08:52 AM.

[Epic Kirby]

Granted but it was sewage flavour.

I wish I had some colouring pencils.

[AMAC]

Granted but they're all blunt and you don't have a sharpener.

I wish that my internet was faster.

[Turbo Tails 8027]

Granted, but Skype Toolbars and Shockwave Flash crash regularly.

I wish to be able to turn into my character, and control it well, WHILST being able to explain it to my parents.

[Ruthie]

Granted but you can't explain it to your neighbour and they call MI5 scientists who conduct experiments on you.

I wish for a cup of orange juice

[MissingLink]

Then I die, God sees that I have died from this incurable disease, and he grants me a second chance. AKA resurecting me from the dead!

I wish that the person who recieves this wish can't corrupt it.

Edited by Ash203, 14 June 2011 - 04:35 PM.

[Someone]

Granted, but it can be corrupted six minutes after being incorruptible.

I wish I didn't have Social Studies.

[AWiiLoverNamedGoo]

Granted. But they were going to study the social aspects of Shakespeare literature, and because you didn't go you are now banned from all Shakespeare.

I wish I had the motivation to clean my house.

Edited by AWiiLoverNamedGoo, 14 June 2011 - 07:07 PM.

[Someone]

Granted, but the house is so messy it would take ten days to clean it all!

I wish I had a bigger budget for the 3DS.

[AWiiLoverNamedGoo]

Granted, but you are transported to an island without any shops that sell anything to do with video games, international mail or method of escape, and thus you can't spend any of your money on 3DS stuff.

I wish I could marry the Goo Goo Dolls.

[juanpa899]

Granted, but you discover they're cheating on you.

I wish to have a Wii U right now!

[Computrer]

Granted, but you play it for 72 hours strait, fall off of your couch, and wake up in bed realizing it was all just a dream.

I want to be able to think of something to wish for.

[Epic Kirby]

Granted but what you wish for is the apocalypse.

I wish for Kirby 3DS

[Computrer]

Granted but every time you touch the game it randomly bursts into flames!